[storygremlin]

Bridgerton Spoilers

Aight I feel like Colin’s interruption of Penelope and Lord Debling’s dance is not getting proper recognition for EXACTLY how unhinged it was.

Like, yes him walking late into a ball just to walk straight up to them on the dance floor, angling his body slightly between, without even greeting a single person is completely unhinged behavior, but y’all are forgetting that Portia was also telling anyone who would listen that Lord Debling was proposing that night at the ball, so literally that man publicly interrupted an expected proposal everyone was waiting for and when called on it just went, “yeah, as I should” lmao

Most unhinged behavior possible, I ADORE it 🥰🥰

[daisychase]

ANGEL THE SERIES // 2.17 "Disharmony" BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER // 5.02 "Real Me"

[fellshish]

what a year for buffy fans 🥺 rest in peace anthony head

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[97642]

[b-plot-butch]

thinking again about claudia showing the picture of grace and saying she’s her mother. grace didn’t give birth to claudia but she was part of claudia’s creation. without grace, without his first sister who he lost, louis wouldn’t have asked lestat to turn claudia into a vampire. without grace there would be no claudia.

[runasulienadanika]

another objectively hilarious thing from gtn was that Harrow and Gideon were freaking out that someome will realise that Gideon isn't a real cavalier, that she has to use the rapier perfectly and not even think about her sword, that she has to be 100% obedient and loyal to Harrow and blah blah blah.

meanwhile Camilla also used the rapier only for show, Naberius and the twins were inches away from calling eachother stupid cunts and Protesilaus was literally a zombie

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[hilbertslargepowerfulmagnet]

"Here's to Camilla Hect, yet another one of devotion's casualties." Was insane actually. Another one of devotion's casualties. Where is Tamsyn Muir I just want to talk

[mollyjames]

The knight is doing her best to fend off the bandit ambush, so if the princess could please stop flashing her tits because it's "funny to distract her", that would be greatly appreciated

[atriusthewildhound]

Big Brained @procrastinationaccount

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[baby-krill]

ANYWAY!! shane and ilya have kids via surrogate. ilya sort of makes an argument for not using his sperm on account of his depression and genetics and shane is like hey, shut the fuck up? end of conversation. also shane imagined a toddler with ilya’s unruly mop of curls one single time and now he will crash out if he doesn’t at least get a shot at making that dream come true. they do the nph/david burtka thing and each fertilize one donor egg and it’s a long shot that they’ll both take but they’re trying it anyway and they also manage to turn it into a sort of competition because they are freaks like that. both eggs take, obviously, thru the power of true love and the universe’s own unwillingness to pick a winner between the two of them. ilya full on fucking cries one summer when the kids are 3 and they’re getting them ready for bed after a long day outside at the cottage and he notices the tiniest smattering of freckles across the bridge of his toddler’s nose. shane of course gets his curly haired baby because he is the #1 I Get Everything I Want Through the Power of Visualization motherfucker this world has ever seen.

[eaneffects]

A priest is a shepherd. The world is a wolf. No. I… I don’t believe that, Father, respectfully. You start fighting wolves, and before you know it, everyone you don’t understand is a wolf.

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)

[katakaluptastrophy]

I saw a post by @captorations the other day that was joking about the fact that Gideon doesn't know she's a Jesus figure and that John is the only person who knows how wild this is: "ah fuck I have a Jesus now."

But humour aside, how much must this have freaked John out? Imagine creating baroque space catholicism as a sort of grasping trauma response to the circumstances of your having become a godlike eldritch thing involving a nun who was very much trying to fit you into a Catholic metaphysics, enjoying the power and aesthetics of that for 10k years but never believing your own hype, theologically speaking, only to have the universe deliver to your doorstep your miraculous child, conceived without you having had sex with her mother, lying incorrupt with a chest wound, and apparently the focus of some kind of nascent worship...

[pensbridgerton]

(almost) every penelope featherington scenes (300/???)

[darthmaclunkey]

my favourite line from wake up dead man: a knives out mystery

[haughtyraban]

i love that some people are of the opinion that helen was carol’s first and only girlfriend and some are like no carol was just noncommittal with girls before helen and some are like carol sturka caught feelings and yearned constantly until she met helen and then you ask literally anybody about what helen was doing before carol and there’s a unanimous chorus of “oh helen fUCKED she had bitches gALORE”

[worldwithoutmiracles]

referring to Mount Everest by its Tibetan name by an ethnically Tibetan actor in a major American TV show let's gooooo!!!!