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side blog where i can yell about the dumb things that fill my brain if you know me no you dont

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I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

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Sooo funny when people think they can default on loot rolls in ffxiv if they just wait long enough for everyone to leave. Buddy, I'm playing minesweeper. I can wait.

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absolutely crazy that someone bitched at me for doing a normal tank pull (2 mob groups) in the high-level dungeon roulette and then tried to do this.

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oouuughhh

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sometimes all it takes to turn an ugly piece of gear into a beloved glam is a funny meme

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#myhat

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sometimes all it takes to turn an ugly piece of gear into a beloved glam is a funny meme

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Sooo funny when people think they can default on loot rolls in ffxiv if they just wait long enough for everyone to leave. Buddy, I'm playing minesweeper. I can wait.

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you will never guess what happened in fucking sastasha

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you know, i don't think i have, actually

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wild moze sighting

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ml: aww you did all that for me? that's so hot let me reward you 🥰🫦

mc: (if he finds out i did all that for him he'll hate me forever) no i did it for your grandfather

ml: my fucking what

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mc: oh~ if i cant be a beloved husband then at least i have to be a useful husband

ml: you really don't have to do that

mc: i have to

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reading bl with a gangster top is so funny bc you stop and look at him and it extremely obvious he's trying really hard to do the whole romance thing but he keeps fumbling the bag because his whole understanding of everything is so steeped in violence. but somehow the other guy keeps fumbling even harder because he's stupid and gay

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this guy's whole situation would be so much less miserable if he acted just a little more confident in himself but he's just too stupid and gay to see it. the fact that his husband's a gangster is almost irrelevant. incredible.

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"i may belong to [ml] but he will never belong to me" he could if you just said so. he literally married you. like willingly. and he got mad when you tried to make the marriage stratigically advantageous for him/his family. bro.

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oh my god you live in the same hooouuuuse

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the reason why he says this is because he stopped going home out of his own volition btw.

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reading bl with a gangster top is so funny bc you stop and look at him and it extremely obvious he's trying really hard to do the whole romance thing but he keeps fumbling the bag because his whole understanding of everything is so steeped in violence. but somehow the other guy keeps fumbling even harder because he's stupid and gay

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this guy's whole situation would be so much less miserable if he acted just a little more confident in himself but he's just too stupid and gay to see it. the fact that his husband's a gangster is almost irrelevant. incredible.

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"i may belong to [ml] but he will never belong to me" he could if you just said so. he literally married you. like willingly. and he got mad when you tried to make the marriage stratigically advantageous for him/his family. bro.

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oh my god you live in the same hooouuuuse

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THEY ARE MAKING OUT LITERALLY THE START OF THE NEXT CHAPTER I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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reading bl with a gangster top is so funny bc you stop and look at him and it extremely obvious he's trying really hard to do the whole romance thing but he keeps fumbling the bag because his whole understanding of everything is so steeped in violence. but somehow the other guy keeps fumbling even harder because he's stupid and gay

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this guy's whole situation would be so much less miserable if he acted just a little more confident in himself but he's just too stupid and gay to see it. the fact that his husband's a gangster is almost irrelevant. incredible.

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"i may belong to [ml] but he will never belong to me" he could if you just said so. he literally married you. like willingly. and he got mad when you tried to make the marriage stratigically advantageous for him/his family. bro.

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oh my god you live in the same hooouuuuse

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reading bl with a gangster top is so funny bc you stop and look at him and it extremely obvious he's trying really hard to do the whole romance thing but he keeps fumbling the bag because his whole understanding of everything is so steeped in violence. but somehow the other guy keeps fumbling even harder because he's stupid and gay

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this guy's whole situation would be so much less miserable if he acted just a little more confident in himself but he's just too stupid and gay to see it. the fact that his husband's a gangster is almost irrelevant. incredible.

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"i may belong to [ml] but he will never belong to me" he could if you just said so. he literally married you. like willingly. and he got mad when you tried to make the marriage stratigically advantageous for him/his family. bro.

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reading bl with a gangster top is so funny bc you stop and look at him and it extremely obvious he's trying really hard to do the whole romance thing but he keeps fumbling the bag because his whole understanding of everything is so steeped in violence. but somehow the other guy keeps fumbling even harder because he's stupid and gay

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this guy's whole situation would be so much less miserable if he acted just a little more confident in himself but he's just too stupid and gay to see it. the fact that his husband's a gangster is almost irrelevant. incredible.

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this could be a loving marriage if he was just honest about how much he likes his husband. but he's stupid. and gay. so he's not gonna do that.

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reading bl with a gangster top is so funny bc you stop and look at him and it extremely obvious he's trying really hard to do the whole romance thing but he keeps fumbling the bag because his whole understanding of everything is so steeped in violence. but somehow the other guy keeps fumbling even harder because he's stupid and gay

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this guy's whole situation would be so much less miserable if he acted just a little more confident in himself but he's just too stupid and gay to see it. the fact that his husband's a gangster is almost irrelevant. incredible.

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reading bl with a gangster top is so funny bc you stop and look at him and it extremely obvious he's trying really hard to do the whole romance thing but he keeps fumbling the bag because his whole understanding of everything is so steeped in violence. but somehow the other guy keeps fumbling even harder because he's stupid and gay