Knock knock
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan’t to inform you that I’ve been turned and am now a vampire.
As long as you keep to the agreement that night time is private bedroom time, I think that's fine
But surely you vould love to join me on a midnight stroll. I have a very promising offer for you to join a fast growing netvork of powerful individuals.
I hear @mundanewarren LOVES to go for late night walks.
Ah crap. This is like the second time I’ve been Renfield’ed, and both times are by wizards. You’d think I’d learn.
If you learned, you wouldn't be the same guy I agreed to share a mundane dimension home with
You know you’re right. I von’t torment my roommate with vampirism. Mine is to cherish, yours is to torture.
An early Canada Day miracle













