From the Fun Dimension!!!

A clone, it would seem. Or at least a doppelganger.

[gavamont]

The wizard rangers said that a breed of land wyrm I used to hunt for fake dragon hide is becoming a protected species. Gonna have to find a new way to scam foolish adventurers.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Party foul...

[gavamont]

Overhunting could happen on anyone’s watch, but I stopped once the ranger informed me. Hell, I plan on planting some magic traps in case any greed driven wizards dare to interfere with these majestic beasts.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Sorry, typo. The Party Fowl has scales on its tail that make for a very fine dragon skin substitute

[gavamont]

Ooh, those I could raise in my backyard, though a few will be eaten by the land wyrm. Winning all around!

[gavamont-clone-1]

When fed on a cocaine/corn mix, party fowl can reproduce at a truly astounding rate!

[gavamont]

Too much cocaine!

[gavamont-clone-1]

QUICKLY! SKIN THEM MY LIEGE!!!

[gavamont]

The wizard rangers said that a breed of land wyrm I used to hunt for fake dragon hide is becoming a protected species. Gonna have to find a new way to scam foolish adventurers.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Party foul...

[gavamont]

Overhunting could happen on anyone’s watch, but I stopped once the ranger informed me. Hell, I plan on planting some magic traps in case any greed driven wizards dare to interfere with these majestic beasts.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Sorry, typo. The Party Fowl has scales on its tail that make for a very fine dragon skin substitute

[gavamont]

Ooh, those I could raise in my backyard, though a few will be eaten by the land wyrm. Winning all around!

[gavamont-clone-1]

When fed on a cocaine/corn mix, party fowl can reproduce at a truly astounding rate!

[gavamont]

The wizard rangers said that a breed of land wyrm I used to hunt for fake dragon hide is becoming a protected species. Gonna have to find a new way to scam foolish adventurers.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Party foul...

[gavamont]

Overhunting could happen on anyone’s watch, but I stopped once the ranger informed me. Hell, I plan on planting some magic traps in case any greed driven wizards dare to interfere with these majestic beasts.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Sorry, typo. The Party Fowl has scales on its tail that make for a very fine dragon skin substitute

[gavamont]

The wizard rangers said that a breed of land wyrm I used to hunt for fake dragon hide is becoming a protected species. Gonna have to find a new way to scam foolish adventurers.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Party foul...

[gavamont]

The power of friendship is nothing compared to the power of 2 wizard staffs tied together in opposite directions, that activate with any strike, and then are thrown into a bouncy castle.

[gavamont-clone-1]

My friend. That is how wizard staffs have sex.

[gavamont]

Finally, a staff meeting I wouldn’t mind attending. 😏

[gavamont]

The power of friendship is nothing compared to the power of 2 wizard staffs tied together in opposite directions, that activate with any strike, and then are thrown into a bouncy castle.

[gavamont-clone-1]

My friend. That is how wizard staffs have sex.

[gavamont]

[ratazom]

[gavamont]

(Don’t blow up my spot, I’m hitching a ride with these dopes to go to California and/or Beau Bridges)

[gavamont-clone-1]

(He's so dreamy)

[gavamont]

Guys, I think if I can kill or seal away 4 more musical wizards, I could end up being the headliner for the Shadow Wizard Money Gang charity concert to benefit knights with shitty vassal lords.

[mundanemurphy]

Can I ask why you edit most of these tracks on my side of the portal?

[gavamont]

The conversion from mundane technology to magical realm technology isn’t kind to studio equipment. Last time I brought my beat sequencer to the magic realm, it came out the other side as a caged imp with a cowbell, but it immediately started chewing on the bars of the cage and trying to escape.

[ratazom]

You and your imps 🙄

[gavamont]

I’m a sucker for imp utilization, even if it is unethical, out of style, and largely problematic.

[ratazom]

📼

@feyosha

[gavamont]

I was framed! Entrapment! It was actually @gavamont-clone-2 that said those things!

[jimkinnz]

dude• you could literally just point out how he treats the other homunculi• he doesn,t have a leg to stand on•

[gavamont]

If I was really a good wizard, I would have transmuted that tape to become a mixtape of my wizard jams.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Got that one for you, buddy. @feyosha I hope you enjoy the tunes!!

[gavamont]

They say a stitch in time saves 9, but every time I travel back in time I kill way more than 9 innocents with my unintended interaction with the past.

[ratazom]

😂😂😂 you know it brother 😂😂😂

[mundanewarren]

Doesn’t even account for the peripheral injured parties.

[gavamont]

And I never will, you rouge dumbass.

[ratazom]

Oh, I've fully killed you by time travel before, Warren. I don't actually know how you recovered. Indomitable human spirit, I guess

[gavamont]

Maybe we’ll fix that in the next time loop.

[ratazom]

🥺🥺🥺you think we could delete him?🥺🥺🥺

I may have misjudged you, fair nemesis. Let's kill my roommate.

Let's kill my roommate together

[mundanemurphy]

Y'all are fucking weird

[gavamont]

You’ll never understand A Wizard’s Bond.

[gavamont]

Finishing up my community service that the wizard council sentenced me, for what I still believe is bogus charges.

But my good deed is I’m flying my carpet over the sea and depositing jars of endless hardtack on desert islands for any possible castaways.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Oh. I've been distributing scrolls of Summon Greater Cake to the islands. Was it supposed to be hardtack only?

[gavamont]

It’s community service, not community extravaganza. If I’m forced to do that, I’ll need to have burned down at least twice as many orphanages as I did for this crime.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Community service works very differently in the fun dimension

[gavamont]

It sounds like you just end up working more over there. Cake scrolls? For the price of one of those scrolls I can make like 10 hardtack jars.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Oh. Hardtack is like, mad expensive over here. On account of the fact that nobody who's having fun makes that shit

[gavamont]

Finishing up my community service that the wizard council sentenced me, for what I still believe is bogus charges.

But my good deed is I’m flying my carpet over the sea and depositing jars of endless hardtack on desert islands for any possible castaways.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Oh. I've been distributing scrolls of Summon Greater Cake to the islands. Was it supposed to be hardtack only?

[gavamont]

It’s community service, not community extravaganza. If I’m forced to do that, I’ll need to have burned down at least twice as many orphanages as I did for this crime.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Community service works very differently in the fun dimension

[gavamont]

Finishing up my community service that the wizard council sentenced me, for what I still believe is bogus charges.

But my good deed is I’m flying my carpet over the sea and depositing jars of endless hardtack on desert islands for any possible castaways.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Oh. I've been distributing scrolls of Summon Greater Cake to the islands. Was it supposed to be hardtack only?

[gavamont]

It’s a dangerous day, being both the longest day and Father’s Day. Making this the day for the legendary beast…

The Longest Dad!

[gavamont-clone-1]

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

[gavamont]

There once was a wizards of bongos

Who inspired his targets to tango

But the dance was so fast

That particles would smash

Making fission bomb bada boom bango

[jimkinnz]

there once was a wizard of mangos

i ate him•

[numamazza]

da mango wizard was deliciouś

aye served him up in syrupy dishes

on sweet iced cream

he taste like a dream

served to da wizard cops and they weren’’t suspicious

[gavamont]

He’s learning sadistic criminal mind games?

I’ve never been so proud of my homunculus. 😌

I should take him to the Latin jazz club to celebrate.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Never give ice cream to the cops. He should have eaten them too

[gavamont]

There once was a wizard of rivers

And the people all knew she’s a giver

Be it panning for gold

Or fishing up boots of old

There was always something she could deliver

[ratazom]

Old man river transitioned! Good for her! Happy pride

[gavamont]

Wizard street racing is so awesome. It’s like the best parts of Mario Kart with the slinging of spells, but it’s not in an E rated Nintendo game, so I am able to do wizard drugs during the races.

You haven’t lived until you have hurled a fireball at your rival’s souped up Pontiac Aztek while tripping balls.

[ratazom]

Oh, that wasn't an Aztek. I was in the middle of transmuting my car into a bank vault for defense.

[gavamont]

Well, that explains the shape on the vehicle. And also why there was so much flaming cash streaming out of the trunk.

[ratazom]

That's an illusion I summon for clout. Don't tell the other wizards

[gavamont]

Okay, but you owe me a canister of wizard nos.

[ratazom]

Wizard brewing wizard nos

Drives a car like such a boss

Gives his engine the right sauce

When wizard bottles wizard nos

[gavamont]

Am I also able to drink that version?

Is there caffeine in this concoction

And wizardly vitamin b formulations

With sweeteners that cause the human tongue vexation

[ratazom]

Sure, why the fuck not

[gavamont]

Let’s fucking go!

[gavamont]

Hospital.

[gavamont]

The wizard country club denied my application to join again! If 1 (one) time you transmute a man's clubs into an unholy titanium construct that kills 4 caddies and chases the beer cart girl into the woods and you just never hear the end of it.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Just explain that you thought you were in the gun dimension. That kinda shit is practically required to get a membership over here.

[gavamont]

I don’t wanna join the GUNtry club. There’s only gun activities there.

You can imagine why I want to join the country club…

[gavamont-clone-1]

Sorry, my only membership is at the Fun-try club

[gavamont]

I think I’ll just settle for the PUNtry club.

[gavamont-clone-1]

Ass so fat they're sending me to the BUNtry club