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homunculus facts¡
oohg youhhj
i,m changing•
Thing-Is saying the moon would make a pretty bad homunculus as you cannot tell it to remove goblin corpses from the wizard tower floor or to maim that guy over there
yes' that,s true• and she never eats any gnomes {that i know of}• but she is a homunculus sometimes anyway•
A wizard that uses a cookie tin to hold her spell components. It’s very good for components that are liquid or runny, but you gotta be careful if she invites you over to tea.
Those cookie tins are for homunculus sewing supplies!!!
Those are the most dangerous tins. The thread is animated for most of those.
does my dear cousin remember when his threads were in the tin¿
does frankemstein remember being dudes¿•
i literally don,t know• i,m not frank
A wizard that uses a cookie tin to hold her spell components. It’s very good for components that are liquid or runny, but you gotta be careful if she invites you over to tea.
Those cookie tins are for homunculus sewing supplies!!!
Those are the most dangerous tins. The thread is animated for most of those.
does my dear cousin remember when his threads were in the tin¿
homunculus facts¡
oohg youhhj
i,m changing•
The legend of the hum-moon-culus is true? I thought that was just someone misremembering the 80’s Transformers movie.
i said sometimes•
(9_9)
Does it at least have a voice similar to Orson Welles?
at least as much as i do•
🤔 I have always found you convincing and charismatic when you offer me peas. Which are the same shape as the moon.
homunculus facts¡
oohg youhhj
i,m changing•
The legend of the hum-moon-culus is true? I thought that was just someone misremembering the 80’s Transformers movie.
i said sometimes•
(9_9)
Does it at least have a voice similar to Orson Welles?
at least as much as i do•
homunculus facts¡
oohg youhhj
i,m changing•
The legend of the hum-moon-culus is true? I thought that was just someone misremembering the 80’s Transformers movie.
i said sometimes•
(9_9)
homunculus facts¡
oohg youhhj
i,m changing•
My damn owl familiar won’t stop eating all my tootsie pops 😡
i am sorry uncle• i simply asked him a question and now he won,t stop•
i thought he would use his arcane knowledge to answer me' not his horrible maw•
Well now he’s eaten the whole bag, meaning I have nothing to bring to the Wiz Brothers Wiz Sisters.
Ya know what, just eat the damn owl and give me back the feathers. My little mentee will be getting an owl feather pillow.
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My damn owl familiar won’t stop eating all my tootsie pops 😡
i am sorry uncle• i simply asked him a question and now he won,t stop•
i thought he would use his arcane knowledge to answer me' not his horrible maw•
My damn owl familiar won’t stop eating all my tootsie pops 😡
i am sorry uncle• i simply asked him a question and now he won,t stop•
The mermaids said that they won’t be making any orders of my party potions until I can solve the packaging problem. They paid the standard rate, so they get standard bottles, but when you open that underwater, it’s hard to drink unless you use straws.
Ever since those anti straw campaigns with the turtles, mermaids do not fuck with straws.
Give them a replacement 6-pack. Use the plastic rings
Even I’m not that cruel.
My best idea right now is the applesauce packets, but infusing magic into the applesauce.
Applesauce contains compounds that neutralize party vibes. That's why it's a party foil to put it in the jungle juice
Damn. I guess it can be strawless capri sun pouches like astronauts use.
Yet another similarity between space and the sea.
i would seal them inside an orb of edible agar or gelatin' so that the mermaids could eat their potions• and then you get a new orb technology
i will eat them for you if you like•
Oh shit! Is that an N64 next to that potion of Hard Lemonade????
It is! And it’s even got a bootleg copy of Wizard Quest.
I hear Wizard Quest is having a real resurgence right now
Especially if you have the magically enhanced rumble pack to go with it. It makes you feel like you’re being turned into a statue!
Speaking of which. Can you come over to our place and unpetrify Warren?
I’ll be honest, I thought you just had an ugly gargoyle in your living room.
Yeah sure, I’ll unpetrify the guy.
Hhhhhhh!
I haven’t breathed in a week!
you,re not special• sometimes i go months without breathing (9_9)
homunculus facts¡
some homunculi in the mesozoic were adapted to live in the western interior seaway¡
a recently discovered species was large enough to eat a gryphon whole•
this species was found to be a close relative of the modern envy·based homunculi of eurasia' which was surprising•
i like to think he was just a really good swimmer•
Do you wish you were eating whole griffins?
I could make you cookies shaped like griffins. With real lion and eagle bits even.
i don,t have any beef with gryfins• but i would like your ecologically dubious cookies•
Don’t worry, ethically sourced from the elemental plane of infinite lions.
The real trick is closing the portal after only a single lion has come through.
DON'T I KNOW IT😂😂😂😂
homunculus facts¡
some homunculi in the mesozoic were adapted to live in the western interior seaway¡
a recently discovered species was large enough to eat a gryphon whole•
this species was found to be a close relative of the modern envy·based homunculi of eurasia' which was surprising•
i like to think he was just a really good swimmer•
Do you wish you were eating whole griffins?
I could make you cookies shaped like griffins. With real lion and eagle bits even.
i don,t have any beef with gryfins• but i would like your ecologically dubious cookies•
homunculus facts¡
some homunculi in the mesozoic were adapted to live in the western interior seaway¡
a recently discovered species was large enough to eat a gryphon whole•
this species was found to be a close relative of the modern envy·based homunculi of eurasia' which was surprising•
i like to think he was just a really good swimmer•
More like Milf's Monster Manual, amirite????
Or Dilf’s Monster Manual if you’re on the minotaur page.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER DIDN'T SEE THE MINOMILF
But the male minotaurs are hot too, of course.
And the oozes? Thilf’s in my opinion.
love a good ooze• some of my best friends are slimes• sexy people•
Once you go amorphous
It’s your number one interest
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