Carpe Natem

[mundanewallower]

my department head praised the report that I submitted, saying it's well written and very professional...

[retrogamingblog2]

reminder that KK Slider is a good boy

[mundanewallower]

got bit by a "he"

[mundanewallower]

"are you okay?"

[mundanewallower]

why did he ask if I'm okay though? do I not look okay? 🤔

[escuerzoresucitado]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[mundanewallower]

bitches be wanting to change shifts with me at work because it's their birthday when they didn't even remember mine...

[rosy-avenger]

"Hush-hush," implored Cousin Stickles.

"I don't mean to hush," said Valancy perversely. "I've hush-hushed all my life. I'll scream if I want to. Don't make me want to."

-The Blue Castle by L.M. Montgomery

[mundanewallower]

what is with classic lit writers and their fondness of mentioning animal abuse in their stories...

[mundanewallower]

"are you ok now?"

really felt that 🥹🫶🏻

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

we must protect archive of our own at all costs

[somethingcleverandwitty]

I have been downloading fics for the last year. You need to as well. One day, we will need to start mailing fics to each other again. Save your faves for the Burning of Alexandria.

[catscenter]

[princesstigerbelle]

The bean thief

[frogmp3]

greem beam

[yesterdaysprint]

Tatler, London, England, November 29, 1905

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.