eddie gets horny when you’re on your period bc he adoooooores taking care of you and how whiny you’re all the time.
also he loves the mess he can do w your pussy bc he’s feral by your blood, literally a FUCKING animal. fucking bastard loves fucking you when you’re blooding bc of how fast you can come and how sensitive you’re.
i’m sorry but eddie makes that small “ahh” sound when he’s eating you out, like when his tongue is flat on your clit and you’re riding it. he does that fucking sound…
mechanic eddie and his trailer park gf ( inspired by this post )
i feel like he’s the type to teach you everything to keep you busy and not bored , the trailer park can be a bit boring so he wants to make sure you’re not that . you two spend time under the car while he teaches you the parts and how to fix it , but his plans usually go south as all you can of think of doing is kissing and nipping away at his ear . clearly unfazed by all this car work
he loves to watch you lounge in the lawn chair outside the trailer , loves to watch you tan to your hearts content while you read the latest magazine and smoke a cigarette . he will come over to you from time to time to take a drag from your cig but usually it’s to kiss your beautiful face and that glossy lips of yours , partially to get himself worked up , partially because he wants to swap the smoke from cig mouth to mouth
he’s protective , damn straight he is , so he makes sure you know how to protect yourself if ever there’s a case he’s not around . he takes you to the woods near the edge of the trailer park with the shotgun in hand , he positions a couple coca cola cans while you stand there just picking at your freshly done hair . he comes over and teaches you how to hold the gun , how to shot perfectly all the while standing right behind you , which tbh makes you feel a tad bit horny . and him too , i mean the though of seeing his princess shot a gun perfectly makes him want to just strip off all your clothes right there !
eddie’s a gentleman , he will cook , he will clean , he will make sure you’re provided for . he’ll take you shopping in the old cadillac and let you max out his card , he will of course indulge in your shopping haul , the way you model off your new clothes for him in the small space of the trailer . he also loves to show you off , it’s obvious i mean the trailer park is a small space and everyone knows everyone but he still shows you off . ‘ you remember my girlfriend right ? ’ it isn’t a way of reducing you down to just ‘ girlfriend ’ but rather a way of him showing that this is his girlfriend
okay now , he’s a softie for you but when it comes down to sex , he’s no softie and you love that . he’ll fuck too anywhere , if that means atop a car he’s currently fixing for a client , on the lounge chair outside the trailer , over the kitchen counter , in the goddamn woods , fuck it if he’s horny enough he’ll fuck you in another persons trailer whenever you’re over for dinner . he’s a manhandler !!! he will indeed wrap his biceps around your neck , he will indeed make sure his grip on your thighs is strong enough to hold your ass up in the hair . he’s won’t stop , not until he’s tired and well . . . you don’t protest
cause you match each others freak , eddie munson the only hot mechanic on the trailer park and you , the trailer park princess everyone wishes they could get a piece of
re: that last post, i feel like eddie very easily could be one of the girls... like, hanging out with all your best girl-friends and eddie tags along too because he's fun and chill and doesn't mind doing "girly" things. he'll hold purses and shopping bags no problem. professional door holder-opener. he starts up a running joke about being the protection detail—insists on scanning the premises everywhere you go to make sure it's safe for the ladies. and he will absolutely keep up with all your friends' hot gossip...
the feeling of his cock sliding in and out of u, hitting that sweet spot over and over has ur eyes rolling to the back of ur head. “oh my god!”, u breathe out. he bends down to whisper in ur ear, “shhh baby. u can’t be so loud.” “im sorry”, u moan back. he looks down to see his cock disappear inside u, seeing how ur ass jiggles every time he fucks into u. ur laying on ur stomach with a pillow under ur hips, making u arch a little—the angle making him hit that sweet spot inside u every time. ur gripping the pillow ur head is on, muffling ur moans with it—or at least trying to.
ur parents are downstairs in the kitchen or the living room, u don’t really know where they are, u just know u have to be quiet or else they’re gonna come up here to see what’s going on. eddie snuck into ur room through ur window, knowing he wasn’t supposed to be here on a school night—or any night for that matter. but he couldn’t get u off of his mind and when he called u, ur voice just made him miss u more so he decided to come over and fuck u stupid.
“u feel so good baby. ur always so fucking wet for me.” u moan at his words, arching ur back more to tell him u want him to go faster. he gets the hint and moves his hips just a tad bit faster, not too much cause he doesn’t want u to get loud. u feel urself getting close, ur toes curling and ur moans getting more rapid. but it wasn’t enough—u needed more. “oh eddie!” “what is it baby hmm?”, he groans, putting a hand on ur lower back to push u down. u breathe out a moan, reaching ur hand to the one on ur back and bringing it to ur wet pussy. “oh yeah? that’s what u want?”, he smirks and lets out a little laugh. u whimper into the pillow, nodding ur head at him.
he brings his middle and ring finger to ur clit, rubbing it in fast circles. u gasp loudly, white knuckling the pillow ur on. “i know baby i know.” he groans as u clench on his dick, fucking harder into u and biting his bottom lip to not be so loud. the tingling feeling in ur stomach becomes more and more until it just snaps, “i’m cumming!”, u moan into the pillow, hoping they don’t hear u downstairs. eddie hisses and groans as he keeps fucking u, the tingling feeling coming to him just the same, “holy shit.” he bends down and puts his arm under ur waist and bringing ur body closer. he moans into ur hair as he comes, his hips slowly coming to a stop.
ur both breathing heavily, his body laying on urs, both feeling weak. “holy fuck.”, he breathes out, kissing ur shoulder a couple of times then pulling out to lay next to u. u roll over so ur on ur back, still catching ur breath. “can i stay the night?” he asks smiling as he already knows the answer. “yeah if u want my dad to kill u in the morning.” he laughs and scoots closer to kiss u, “it’ll be worth it.”
A/N: Anon requested this with the prompt #15. "You can't just take your bra off in front of me and not expect me to get turned on!" But I accidentally posted it instead of saving as a draft and I’m a dummy who couldn’t work out how to undo that so I had to delete it and post like this. I’m tired, please enjoy 😅
Summary: Eddie's best friend teases him for getting a little too excited
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First it was just the piece of string Eddie noticed.
Looking further, that piece of string turned to lace and then in his half-baked brain, he realised what he was looking at, was your bra.
His eyes shot up at you and he sees you standing in his kitchen, wearing his boxers and his Iron Maiden shirt you stole the last time you were over, and had proudly worn to school all day. He shouldn't stare, but looking at the top, he realised he could see your nipples through the shirt.
"Eddie!"
Your shout broke you out of his trance.
"Huh? What?" He stammered out.
"You're an idiot,” you laugh at him with a teasing smile, “ I was asking if you just wanted to order a pizza."
His brain was short circuiting, his mind too full of his favourite things. Boobs, pizza, pot. He didn't realise how out of it he looked or how excited he was until you stood in front of him, both frowning and smirking at once.
"Eddie Munson, do you have a boner?" You cheekily smirk down at him, your tongue coming out to graze along your lip.
Suddenly his eyes widen as he realised you're right.
He had a boner for his best friend and her braless nipples. Grabbing a pillow, he shoves it on top of his sweats-clad dick.
"You can't just take your bra off in front of me and not expect me to get turned on!"
In his craze to prove he wasn't a full-on perv, he'd grabbed said bra. His head then turned as he realised what he was holding.
He's so sexy when he's flustered.
Deciding to tease him further, you bend down and whisper in his ear.
"Keep it. Give you something to jerk off to later."
With a fleeting kiss to his neck, you stood up again and made your way over to the phone to order the pizza, while also leaving a flustered and confused Eddie on the couch.
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