Iām so disconnected from penetrative masturbation iām like why are you guys putting fingers up your own pussy are you judt checking.

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Iām so disconnected from penetrative masturbation iām like why are you guys putting fingers up your own pussy are you judt checking.
Cute slime boy who likes getting his nipples fingered, you were a bit nervous to at first, after all it's impossible to do that with a human, but with a slime.. so many doors open, you slip your fingers inside and it feels a little tight, very wet and warm, like fingering melted gummies. His cute moans fill your ears and that convinces you to keep going down to your knuckles as his cock is throbbing heavily in your other hand, you can feel it dripping with pre as it feels so difficult to keep a firm grip on it. All you can focus on is those cute, whiney pathetic moans as you give your slime exactly what they want. Soon they're cumming pathetically as you slip your fingers out of their pec, watching that hole close back up as they pant and whine heavily... I think the ears are next, don't you think so?
Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob
i had a really contemplative shower so it's overshare o'clock.
A series of somewhat related thoughts:
Despite reblogging all sorts of horny nonsense constantly I'm like, very shy about talking about my own IRL sexual activities (which is to say masturbating lmao) and I feel like part of that might be gendered like, idfk, many examples of people with penises talking about what that's like but less so the other way. But also I'm just embarrassed I think maybe I'm bad at jerking off which is a WILD insecurity to have lmao
I'm either using my vibrator wrong or it's just a shitty vibrator. It's a tiny ass bullet vibe so like I'm leaning towards the second one but could be both.
Having ADHD and being a hypochondriac makes doing anything more complicated than just, rubbing one out a pain in the fucking ass. I own toys I would like to use but that involves like, set up and clean up that's so much fucking work just to get off. How does anyone do this?????
small penis humiliation is hot but i could never insult a small penis
umm im not really into pup play but a guy peeing like a dog on all fours and leg raised. dick hanging. loudly pissing all over the ground and splattering it everywhere
ring gagged and ur overly eager captor cant stop kissing and licking and slipping fingers in ur mouth
a story about slime ear cleaning. contains noncon and brainwashing.
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Oh you can definitely cum from this, it just takes practice (=ā¢Ļļ¼=)
Now open wide and I'll show you~
That little throat of yours is gonna turn into a pretty little spunk catcher until your pathetic little brain can't help but cream your panties at the thought of being used again~
It all just takes practice~ ^.^
You feel a rush of excitement as I playfully warn you that I am going to knot that cute little skull of yours~
That excitement turns to fear as you feel me firmly grasp it between my paws and begin turning your eager panting mouth away as I line my throbbing girlcock up with your ear~
Your heart is racing as you begin to sweat~
No matter how hard you try you just can't form any words besides "Please" "Fuck, yes" "Thank you thank you thank you" over and over~ It's going exactly how you wanted it to go after all~
duct tape over the pussy is awesome but i have a bush so im scared
Anyone who thinks asking for consent kills the mood has clearly never seen their partner hot and heavy and flustered stammering out the word āpleaseā
something I'm so weak for is breast worship with just a hint of dubcon...having a partner that loves nursing on my tits, absentmindedly sucking and twirling their tongue around my nipples while we watch a movie. It would feel sort of soothing and I'd probably love it, for a while. But after long enough, my tits would be sensitive and sore. Gently trying to pull my lover's mouth away from my breast, only for them to latch on harder, sucking my tit deeper into their mouth and biting just enough that I drop my hands in surprise. Squirming underneath them when they go from laying in my lap to straddling me, using their weight to pin me down, still suckling hard at my overstimulated nipples. I would be panting and whining, the sensation on my breasts having gone from soothing to slightly painful. Meanwhile my partner croons apologies around the mouthful of my tit while they murmur "sorry, sorry, I'm not done yet." --ggš
would love to watch someoneās face become more and more fucked out after iāve done nothing but press up against their full bladder
Pussy portal is good
but consider also: bra shaped portals for people to suck your tits on demand and out of your control
Either two separate portals so different people each can access one tit at a time, or they connect as a larger portal so they can use both
Trying to concentrate in a meeting while someone swirls their tongue around your nipples, maybe you're hooked up to an industrial strength milker, or someone is clearly fucking your tits, and you're just trying to stay still and quiet and not moan
Consider a binder shaped portal marketed to get you 100% flat no matter the size of your tits for half the price of a normal binder
Of course, the company selling it never mentions that they'll make up for the loss by renting out their tits or that the binder can't be removed during paid use.
A few unlucky boys end up with users who hook them up to cow milkers for 8+ hours a day, so even when he's finally free to remove the binder, his tits are larger and heavier than ever before and leak uncontrollably so he's forced to keep using the portal binder because no normal binder can contain his constantly leaking udders
As far as odd types of penetration go, I think ear fucking is extremely underrated, ESPECIALLY with the consideration of soft fluffy kitty ears
Where else can you find something as mind-numbingly hot as "im claiming you by literally covering your brain with my cum"
Like, you can't get fucked stupid any more literally than that
And getting fucked by a person in each ear while you sit a brainless, stupid, drooling, horny mess between them? Losing yourself completely from the stimulation??? God...
I'm not usually like, super into being mind broken, but GOD i wanna get mindbroken by a good double ear fucking sesh, especially if I get my brain fucking coated in cum š„µš„µ
Also what, are you gonna slam your dick into my head and NOT make a joke about me having cock on my brain?
And what, youre not gonna call me cum-for-brains from then on??? Of course you will!! Because you made me have cum for brains and you should do it again!!!
Damn, yall really love this one huh? Well I have a secret to tell you, c'mere. Closer. Lean in real close. *shoves my dick in your ear*