my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “sanders sides” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yea whatever i don’t feel shit
5 minutes later after a set up for a vlog: WHAT IS UP EVERYBODY so uhm . ah . something is happening actully again . maybe ?
my metaphysical buddy Anxiety, rocking at the bottom of the stairs: yeah no shit why did you take that. do you not feel your heartbeating faster . something IS happening
my metaphysical buddy Morality: hey, high hopes for us getting through it kiddo, we’re alll here together
My other metaphysical buddy Logic: We are likely currently experience the effects tetrahydrocannabinol, assuming it wasn’t laced with other unknown impurities. We should all be yh. taking a chill pill. we technically did already i suppose,
my metaphysical buddy anxiety: THEY LACED IT?
me: guys. guys you’re making the joke way too long and unfunny npw
my metaphysical Creativity suddenly appearing in: i k n o w s o m e o n e w h o ‘ s l a c e d w i t h i m p u r i t i e s
my other metaphysical buddy Creativity just as suddenly rising up: wh- do I not get a line in all this?
my metaphysical Creativity: yeahhh I want a line of whatever he took too!
my metaphysical buddy Deceit rising up already rubbing his temples, sighing: thiss will all be over sssoon…it’ll all be okay….and gone…just relaxx…it’ll all fade awayy…
my metaphysical buddy Anxiety: we are going to die stop telling him to just RELAX
me: how do i shut you guys up holy fucking shit
my metaphysical buddy Deceit: you’re, we’re, so lucky this is a tumblr post otherwise your monetization would’ve just been ripped away by the youtube capitalist overlords just now…!
me: like this post isn’t already insane enough
my metaphysical buddy Anxiety with noticeably darker eyeshadow and his voice reverberating a bit: can you guys Stop breaking the fourth wall.
me: eyy nice subtle callback
my metaphysical buddy Creativity starting to tear up: ,wjat now
my metaphysical buddy Logic turning to me: i think i deem it necessary to end this post, and simply allow the effects take place, and wait till the morning. we are safe at home, if need be we may call a friend to keep tabs on you while you experience this. perhaps read a book, watch a tv show,
my metaphysical buddy Morality also tearing up but like differently: put on onesies and be together as one big happy family?
my metaphysical buddy Logic: well if you so wish then yes
me, finally trying a way to end this before someone gets another word in while looking to the camera and you the viewer: so today i learned uh. honestly i didnt learn much tbh maybe that posts should be shorter sometimes. this meme and original posts were like 3 lines lmao. it’s been a fun journey discovering myself out i think and all that maybe uh ojay take it easy guys gals amd nonbinary pals 🫲 PEACE OUT 🫱
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