I was born at a very young age

Hello there! Call me Grey. I'm the kind of nerd who writes in feverish detail while my tea sits neglected and over-steeped. Any/all; adult; GMT. PFP by @oh-theatre.

[pancakewithamace]

Welcome to my main blog! Call me Grey.

OG tag is #ash is rambling again

Are you here because I sent you a random ask and/or like-spammed your blog? My apologies! It will happen again.

Here for fun and calm vibes. I put no politics or irl drama on this blog.

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[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[onnaise-blog]

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

[may]

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

[unyieldingsilence]

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[ovsyashkin]

commence, checkmate.

(these are from january… my first even drawing of these two… yea…)

[mxgicdave]

many lessons have you to learn.....

[hotvampireadjacent]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[cognitohazardous]

kung pow penis was invented by a particular blogger to annoy a particular reactionary chud, neither of whom are on the site anymore. and yet the tool, once so singular in its application, remains to serve future generations.

[dindjarism]

Naboo (Chommell sector of the Mid Rim; Trailing Sectors) STAR WARS: EPISODE I – THE PHANTOM MENACE 1999 | dir. George Lucas

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[carnivalseb]

get off the beach OP, there's a jaguar there

[berensreverie]

A homo neanderthalensis and a homo sapiens. Happy pride!

[magnetothemagnificent]

[id: art of a Homo sapiens man and Homo neanderthalensis man crouching by a cave wall with their hands on the wall together, among many other handprints. A fire is casting their shadows on the wall. The Homo sapiens man is laughing and reaching towards the Homo neanderthalensis man, who is looking at him and blushing. ]

[schizseven]

@ladyhurgebore I get the feeling that you'd like this

[plaguedocboi]

It’s World Ocean Day!!! Go In There

[birdstudies]

May 21, 2026 - Sinaloa Wren (Thryophilus sinaloa) Found in western Mexico, these wrens live in and around forests, scrub, and cultivated areas. They eat insects, though the details of their diet are unknown, foraging on and near the ground alone or in pairs. Breeding from April to July, they build enclosed flask-shaped nests with entrance tunnels from grass, shredded bark, fine twigs, and other materials. They often build their nests in acacias with aggressive ant colonies or sometimes near wasp nests.

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[overtireddoodlr]

me and my girlfriends carabiners! happy pride especially to lesbians 😛

[axondrite-ink]

i wonder when Iron Lung released on digital, hmm...