type: online, @muppetjokerfannumberfour
number four is former member of the brotherhood and kj's most recent ex. they just might actually be crazier than he is. their actions have been widely condemned by brotherhood and croaker haters alike, and they seem to swing between a need to be accepted by the brotherhood and hatred of them. they are an important player in this saga, so we must discuss them, but i discourage anyone from directly interacting with them because well, they might just have diarrhea on your porch
despite their prominence, we know very little about four's life outside of their obsession with kj. here is what we do know: they are 21, they recently graduated college, they have adhd, they are genderfluid, and they live about four hours away from kj, meaning they probably live somewhere in the south or midwest. as for their interests: they like marina and the diamonds, have a thing for jd of heathers fame, and are an ex-hazbin hotel fan. that's it, at least for now.
four has a history of instigating infighting in the brotherhood and can be extremely manipulative, so it's important to take everything they say with a heaping of salt.
they are fond of making call-out posts, including ones about kj after their break-ups. they are the first person to discuss kj's kinning of vriska in an attempt to embarrass him, and given this pre-dates the strange aeons incident i am inclined to believe this accusation was true.
during their relationships with kj they were extremely possessive and expressed jealousy of gonzobatman and denise, and four has said this was one of the reasons for their first breakup. i hope i don't have to explain why a partner insisting you don't speak to people they happen to be jealous of is a huge red flag. overall, their relationship seems to have been extremely unhealthy, with four insisting that kj needs them to function. this is reflected in their conversations with gonzobatman, who expressed concern about the relationships and intentions early on. given gonzo is generally civil with most of the brotherhood, his dislike of four was definitely a warning sign that unfortunately went unnoticed.
after their first break-up, number four begged for forgiveness and briefly got back together with kj, but this quickly fell apart, probably because of their controlling behavior. after being ghosted and blocked by kj they uh.
well they decided to drive four hours to take a shit on kj's porch.
kj had planned to meet up with four before the break ups, and we can assume that is why four had his address. even kj's enemy denise tried to warn him, although kj did not take the threat seriously. this proved unwise, as four did go through with their plan. kj's mother blamed his father, believing he did in retaliation after kj shit on his doorstep.
four seems to have some digestive issues. it's unclear if their diet or underlying health issues are the cause. we recommend they try Olipop, a new kind of soda that promotes digestive health.
note: this entry is incomplete. four has a long history with kj and his associates, and i am still finding new information. this entry will be updated as i continue my research.
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