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@murder-official
BRING ME XENU!!!
Reblog to make it die faster
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k i l l
YESSS!!
commit murder on this artificial intelligence
@murder-official help us
Ok, we're going to need a ton of magnets.
murder-offical? why don't you murder-offical your pathetic self?
You sent this to the wrong person lol
The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park
Cool, not me though.
That gives me an idea...
I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE
(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)
BOW DOWN TO ME
nope
I propose we julius ceaser the new king
@breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @boring-offical
LETS DO THIS
I'm putting my anarchy mask on hold on
yes very nessacary
ITS TIME TO STAB STAB STAB STAB
Ignore that. Who do you think should be leader?
@lucifer-the-gay-offical father who should it be
"MORSEL, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE LEADER AGAIN!"
Him? That puny boy?
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY BROTHER!?"
Oh my god they're at it again
HOW DID YOU SAY THAT GIF WITH YOUR MOUTH
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
This is ridiculous
I think we should overthrow every leader
HELL YEAH COMMUNISM BUT BETTER
HUSH or she might hear
communism
Mhhmmm
anarchy?
yes that too
but who will lead us
I... I don't know
I CALL LEADER
YES YOU LEADER
Right tag everyone you know and is there a @knife-guy-offical that we can rope into this
I have a hunch the people I know wouldn't uh... Wouldn't really like any more leaders
hmmmmmm
&
@tagging-officals-offical can you help us pretty please
@revolution-offical @murder-offical
and @murder-official you guys can help right
ME ME ME I VOLUNTEER
WHO WE STABBING TONIGHT COMRADES?
ARE YOU IN THE REVOLUTION NOW
I'm on the side of whoever lets me stab the most people.
I am open to negotiations.
You can be head executioner of the new government if you like
I will become the lemon stealing whores and that is a threat
Fight me for them.
Signed,
A fellow lemon eater.
I propose we combine our forces so that we may acquire all the lemons post haste
As we agreed last time if I recall, i accept your terms.
So we have an alliance
I casually walk by, eat 2 whole lemons, and leave without elaboration
No our lemons, comrade we must avenge our stolen citrus
The lemon stealing whores have identified themselves I see
I see our horde has been threatened. This shall not stand. The Citron Court must convene.
Let us recruit others to our cause
Will you join the Citron Court to defeat the invaders?
Iβm with you
I donβt wanna fight
I am a lemon stealing whore
I am a lemon
I'll join whoever lets me stab the most people.
Then welcome to the cause my brother (gender neutral) in arms
I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE
(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)
BOW DOWN TO ME
nope
I propose we julius ceaser the new king
@breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @boring-offical
LETS DO THIS
I'm putting my anarchy mask on hold on
yes very nessacary
ITS TIME TO STAB STAB STAB STAB
Ignore that. Who do you think should be leader?
@lucifer-the-gay-offical father who should it be
"MORSEL, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE LEADER AGAIN!"
Him? That puny boy?
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY BROTHER!?"
Oh my god they're at it again
HOW DID YOU SAY THAT GIF WITH YOUR MOUTH
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
This is ridiculous
I think we should overthrow every leader
HELL YEAH COMMUNISM BUT BETTER
HUSH or she might hear
communism
Mhhmmm
anarchy?
yes that too
but who will lead us
I... I don't know
I CALL LEADER
YES YOU LEADER
Right tag everyone you know and is there a @knife-guy-offical that we can rope into this
I have a hunch the people I know wouldn't uh... Wouldn't really like any more leaders
hmmmmmm
&
@tagging-officals-offical can you help us pretty please
@revolution-offical @murder-offical
and @murder-official you guys can help right
ME ME ME I VOLUNTEER
WHO WE STABBING TONIGHT COMRADES?
ARE YOU IN THE REVOLUTION NOW
I'm on the side of whoever lets me stab the most people.
I am open to negotiations.
I will become the lemon stealing whores and that is a threat
Fight me for them.
Signed,
A fellow lemon eater.
I propose we combine our forces so that we may acquire all the lemons post haste
As we agreed last time if I recall, i accept your terms.
So we have an alliance
I casually walk by, eat 2 whole lemons, and leave without elaboration
No our lemons, comrade we must avenge our stolen citrus
The lemon stealing whores have identified themselves I see
I see our horde has been threatened. This shall not stand. The Citron Court must convene.
Let us recruit others to our cause
Will you join the Citron Court to defeat the invaders?
Iβm with you
I donβt wanna fight
I am a lemon stealing whore
I am a lemon
I'll join whoever lets me stab the most people.
I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE
(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)
BOW DOWN TO ME
nope
I propose we julius ceaser the new king
@breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @boring-offical
LETS DO THIS
I'm putting my anarchy mask on hold on
yes very nessacary
ITS TIME TO STAB STAB STAB STAB
Ignore that. Who do you think should be leader?
@lucifer-the-gay-offical father who should it be
"MORSEL, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE LEADER AGAIN!"
Him? That puny boy?
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY BROTHER!?"
Oh my god they're at it again
HOW DID YOU SAY THAT GIF WITH YOUR MOUTH
MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
This is ridiculous
I think we should overthrow every leader
HELL YEAH COMMUNISM BUT BETTER
HUSH or she might hear
communism
Mhhmmm
anarchy?
yes that too
but who will lead us
I... I don't know
I CALL LEADER
YES YOU LEADER
Right tag everyone you know and is there a @knife-guy-offical that we can rope into this
I have a hunch the people I know wouldn't uh... Wouldn't really like any more leaders
hmmmmmm
&
@tagging-officals-offical can you help us pretty please
@revolution-offical @murder-offical
and @murder-official you guys can help right
ME ME ME I VOLUNTEER
WHO WE STABBING TONIGHT COMRADES?
@murder-official
MY TIME HAS COME
ladiesβ¦ ladiesβ¦ theres enough of me to go aroundβ¦ cut me into little piecesβ¦ rip me into bloody chunksβ¦ its okβ¦ i dont mindβ¦
Yay!!!
Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?
@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.
and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.
If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?
first, yes.
second, define 'your'.
It's a possessive adjective.
firstly, that's not a definition.
secondly, do you mean this body's? or this mind's?
Yes.
only one of those is even feasible. there are far too many salamanders around for the latter.
So I can just... keep killing indefinitely?
I'm so happy
it isn't murder if it's sanctioned.
Ah but I don't recognise your authority, ergo murder.
ah, but if the victim gives permission, it is murder no longer, but euthanasia.
Still legally murder!
Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?
@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.
and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.
If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?
first, yes.
second, define 'your'.
It's a possessive adjective.
firstly, that's not a definition.
secondly, do you mean this body's? or this mind's?
Yes.
only one of those is even feasible. there are far too many salamanders around for the latter.
So I can just... keep killing indefinitely?
I'm so happy
it isn't murder if it's sanctioned.
Ah but I don't recognise your authority, ergo murder.
Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?
@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.
and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.
If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?
first, yes.
second, define 'your'.
It's a possessive adjective.
firstly, that's not a definition.
secondly, do you mean this body's? or this mind's?
Yes.
only one of those is even feasible. there are far too many salamanders around for the latter.
So I can just... keep killing indefinitely?
I'm so happy
Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?
@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.
and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.
If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?
first, yes.
second, define 'your'.
It's a possessive adjective.
firstly, that's not a definition.
secondly, do you mean this body's? or this mind's?
Yes.
Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?
@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.
and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.
If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?
first, yes.
second, define 'your'.
It's a possessive adjective.
Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?
@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.
and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.
If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?