Murder-Official @murder-official - Tumblr Blog

Ok, we're going to need a ton of magnets.

murder-offical? why don't you murder-offical your pathetic self?

You sent this to the wrong person lol

pukicho

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

pukicho

Cool, not me though.

That gives me an idea...

the-one-and-only-piper-offical

I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE

(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)

BOW DOWN TO ME

nope

I propose we julius ceaser the new king

@breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @boring-offical

LETS DO THIS

I'm putting my anarchy mask on hold on

yes very nessacary

ITS TIME TO STAB STAB STAB STAB

Ignore that. Who do you think should be leader?

@lucifer-the-gay-offical father who should it be

"MORSEL, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE LEADER AGAIN!"

Him? That puny boy?

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY BROTHER!?"

Oh my god they're at it again

HOW DID YOU SAY THAT GIF WITH YOUR MOUTH

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

This is ridiculous

I think we should overthrow every leader

HELL YEAH COMMUNISM BUT BETTER

HUSH or she might hear

communism

Mhhmmm

anarchy?

yes that too

but who will lead us

I... I don't know

I CALL LEADER

YES YOU LEADER

Right tag everyone you know and is there a @knife-guy-offical that we can rope into this

I have a hunch the people I know wouldn't uh... Wouldn't really like any more leaders

hmmmmmm

&

@tagging-officals-offical can you help us pretty please

@revolution-offical @murder-offical

and @murder-official you guys can help right

ME ME ME I VOLUNTEER

WHO WE STABBING TONIGHT COMRADES?

ARE YOU IN THE REVOLUTION NOW

I'm on the side of whoever lets me stab the most people.

I am open to negotiations.

You can be head executioner of the new government if you like

radwolf76

I will become the lemon stealing whores and that is a threat

Fight me for them.

Signed,

A fellow lemon eater.

I propose we combine our forces so that we may acquire all the lemons post haste

As we agreed last time if I recall, i accept your terms.

So we have an alliance

I casually walk by, eat 2 whole lemons, and leave without elaboration

No our lemons, comrade we must avenge our stolen citrus

The lemon stealing whores have identified themselves I see

I see our horde has been threatened. This shall not stand. The Citron Court must convene.

Let us recruit others to our cause

Will you join the Citron Court to defeat the invaders?

I’m with you

I don’t wanna fight

I am a lemon stealing whore

I am a lemon

Voting ended onApr 29

I'll join whoever lets me stab the most people.

Then welcome to the cause my brother (gender neutral) in arms

the-one-and-only-piper-offical

I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE

(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)

BOW DOWN TO ME

nope

I propose we julius ceaser the new king

@breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @boring-offical

LETS DO THIS

I'm putting my anarchy mask on hold on

yes very nessacary

ITS TIME TO STAB STAB STAB STAB

Ignore that. Who do you think should be leader?

@lucifer-the-gay-offical father who should it be

"MORSEL, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE LEADER AGAIN!"

Him? That puny boy?

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY BROTHER!?"

Oh my god they're at it again

HOW DID YOU SAY THAT GIF WITH YOUR MOUTH

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

This is ridiculous

I think we should overthrow every leader

HELL YEAH COMMUNISM BUT BETTER

HUSH or she might hear

communism

Mhhmmm

anarchy?

yes that too

but who will lead us

I... I don't know

I CALL LEADER

YES YOU LEADER

Right tag everyone you know and is there a @knife-guy-offical that we can rope into this

I have a hunch the people I know wouldn't uh... Wouldn't really like any more leaders

hmmmmmm

&

@tagging-officals-offical can you help us pretty please

@revolution-offical @murder-offical

and @murder-official you guys can help right

ME ME ME I VOLUNTEER

WHO WE STABBING TONIGHT COMRADES?

ARE YOU IN THE REVOLUTION NOW

I'm on the side of whoever lets me stab the most people.

I am open to negotiations.

radwolf76

I will become the lemon stealing whores and that is a threat

Fight me for them.

Signed,

A fellow lemon eater.

I propose we combine our forces so that we may acquire all the lemons post haste

As we agreed last time if I recall, i accept your terms.

So we have an alliance

I casually walk by, eat 2 whole lemons, and leave without elaboration

No our lemons, comrade we must avenge our stolen citrus

The lemon stealing whores have identified themselves I see

I see our horde has been threatened. This shall not stand. The Citron Court must convene.

Let us recruit others to our cause

Will you join the Citron Court to defeat the invaders?

I’m with you

I don’t wanna fight

I am a lemon stealing whore

I am a lemon

Voting ended onApr 29

I'll join whoever lets me stab the most people.

the-one-and-only-piper-offical

I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE

(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)

BOW DOWN TO ME

nope

I propose we julius ceaser the new king

@breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @bra1n-offical @boring-offical

LETS DO THIS

I'm putting my anarchy mask on hold on

yes very nessacary

ITS TIME TO STAB STAB STAB STAB

Ignore that. Who do you think should be leader?

@lucifer-the-gay-offical father who should it be

"MORSEL, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE LEADER AGAIN!"

Him? That puny boy?

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY BROTHER!?"

Oh my god they're at it again

HOW DID YOU SAY THAT GIF WITH YOUR MOUTH

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

This is ridiculous

I think we should overthrow every leader

HELL YEAH COMMUNISM BUT BETTER

HUSH or she might hear

communism

Mhhmmm

anarchy?

yes that too

but who will lead us

I... I don't know

I CALL LEADER

YES YOU LEADER

Right tag everyone you know and is there a @knife-guy-offical that we can rope into this

I have a hunch the people I know wouldn't uh... Wouldn't really like any more leaders

hmmmmmm

&

@tagging-officals-offical can you help us pretty please

@revolution-offical @murder-offical

and @murder-official you guys can help right

#murder official #murder #power to the proletariat

ME ME ME I VOLUNTEER

WHO WE STABBING TONIGHT COMRADES?

@murder-official

MY TIME HAS COME

ladies… ladies… theres enough of me to go around… cut me into little pieces… rip me into bloody chunks… its ok… i dont mind…

Yay!!!

Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?

@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.

and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.

If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?

first, yes.

second, define 'your'.

It's a possessive adjective.

firstly, that's not a definition.

secondly, do you mean this body's? or this mind's?

Yes.

only one of those is even feasible. there are far too many salamanders around for the latter.

So I can just... keep killing indefinitely?

I'm so happy

it isn't murder if it's sanctioned.

Ah but I don't recognise your authority, ergo murder.

ah, but if the victim gives permission, it is murder no longer, but euthanasia.

Still legally murder!

Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?

@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.

and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.

If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?

first, yes.

second, define 'your'.

It's a possessive adjective.

firstly, that's not a definition.

secondly, do you mean this body's? or this mind's?

Yes.

only one of those is even feasible. there are far too many salamanders around for the latter.

So I can just... keep killing indefinitely?

I'm so happy

it isn't murder if it's sanctioned.

Ah but I don't recognise your authority, ergo murder.

Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?

@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.

and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.

If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?

first, yes.

second, define 'your'.

It's a possessive adjective.

firstly, that's not a definition.

secondly, do you mean this body's? or this mind's?

Yes.

only one of those is even feasible. there are far too many salamanders around for the latter.

So I can just... keep killing indefinitely?

I'm so happy

Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?

@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.

and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.

If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?

first, yes.

second, define 'your'.

It's a possessive adjective.

firstly, that's not a definition.

secondly, do you mean this body's? or this mind's?

Yes.

Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?

@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.

and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.

If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?

first, yes.

second, define 'your'.

It's a possessive adjective.

Heyyyyyy can you do me a liiiiittttttllleeee favour and get rid of @salamander-offical's mass consciousness?

@salamander-offical I dislike how you spell "official". Stabby time! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

that has become the custom. you're the outlier, if anything.

and you'll need more than a few knives to fulfil that request.

If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?