murderhelion things

[hungwy]

holy shit all jobs are bad

[newbloggoofin]

unless....

[septemberkisses]

— José Olivarez, from "Getting Ready to Say I Love You to My Dad, It Rains," Citizen Illegal

[foxish-draws]

Just hangin out with your vast, incomprehensible bestie, watchin shows, letting it seep into your system cause ya'll are just cool like that, don't make it weird, Ratthi.

Also I just wanted to draw Murderbot pretzeled into a chair.

anyway CLOSE UP ⬇️

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[starry-voids]

obsessed with the fact that the crew saw Murderbot and ART interacting and immediately went Are You Dating The Transport Vessel

[desultory-suggestions]

Congratulations! As of today, you have survived 100% of your worst days.

[jezunya]

So much of System Collapse seems to be Murderbot really deeply insisting on believing what the Corporation Rim has always said about it/SecUnits in general, like that it is only good for one job and it's completely expendable if it can no longer perform that job, even while actively working to stop BE's attempts to trap the colonists into indentured labor/out and out chattel slavery because it knows logically that corporate beliefs are wrong and evil, but on a deeper, more emotional & less logical level it still feels that it itself has no intrinsic worth, which is such a real and true experience of depression/anxiety and low self esteem, it really blows me away

Also ART saying both "I am not a corporation" and "You know I am not kind" in response to some of MB's lowest, most self-hating comments (at least out loud), like holy shit

We should all be so lucky to have someone who loves us enough to say 'I'm not one of those fuckers, I don't believe you're worthless, quite the opposite' and 'how dare you think I'm saying or doing any of this out of something as shallow as niceness, my actions are entirely rooted in my belief that you are amazing and wonderful and I will NOT be letting go of you any time soon'

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

[suckunit]

Secunit Experiences Desire

inspo

[depsidase]

[illiterate-words]

[ID: tweet by T. Thorn Coyle @/ThornCoyle that says: "When keepers of status quo talk about property destruction as form of violence please note they exempt items key to the survival of poorest neighbors. They consider smashing windows at a bank violent, but when cops throw away unhoused people's tents it's not. — @/Gus_Kroll". End ID]

[jezunya]

Artificial Condition is really like

Murderbot: I'm just an innocent bot hitchhiker, definitely not a serial killer

ART: Yeah, it would be weird for there to be two serial killers on this transport :)

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[joaniejustwokeup]

PresAux Guy 1: Hey there’s a new documentary out!

PresAux Guy 2: What really?

Guy 1: Yeah- looks like it’s a semi-fictionalized account of a group of people tricked into signing indenture contracts and sold to a mining colony, with a bunch of real life statistics and interviews throughout the narrative. At least according to reviews. Wanna check it out?

Guy 2: Sounds a bit dark, but why not. Woah, it’s really highly rated!

Guy 1: Well let’s see what the fuss is about.

*they watch the movie*

Guy 1: …huh.

Guy 2: …huh.

Guy 1: Ok that was really good but uhhh… like did it remind you of “The Rise and”-

Guy 2: “-Fall of Sanctuary Moon!” Yes! Oh my god why does it feel like that show so much?!?

Guy 1: RIGHT? Like, I don’t know what it is, the writing, the direction, the colors, the music- they’re all just enough like it that I kept getting weird deja vu!

Guy 2: It’s like if Sanctuary Moon was about real life in the Corporate Rim.

[beautiful0ruins]

“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”

— Josephine Hart, Damage (via nightlyquotes)

[omagpies]

another in my endless parade of memes-redrawn-as-murderhelion

[ash-rigby]

“and part of this character’s arc is them learning how to be loved and cared for”

me every time: oh my god part of this character’s arc is them learning how to be loved and cared for