I am Samoa Joe

[murderdeathjoe]

In case you forgot. The Justice League dies in 2022.

[murderdeathjoe]

*2024

[murderdeathjoe]

@kiminheaven  :  Please receive the blood of Christ. 

[murderdeathjoe]

I’m starting to see more and more how many of you people have never had a real job.

[princessofjapan]

These. Wrestling. Companies. Are. Not. Your. Friends.

[byebyebray]

They’re part of the system created by the MAN, designed to keep everyone down under the hell of their boots. And they grind your head down under their heels, not stopping until your eyes pop out of their sockets and your brains leak out of your ears.

[murderdeathjoe]

Son. Go to bed.

[princessofjapan]

Shut up dickeater

[murderdeathjoe]

…what did I do?

[princessofjapan]

Quit trying to silence him

[murderdeathjoe]

You’re high aren’t you.

[princessofjapan]

These. Wrestling. Companies. Are. Not. Your. Friends.

[byebyebray]

They’re part of the system created by the MAN, designed to keep everyone down under the hell of their boots. And they grind your head down under their heels, not stopping until your eyes pop out of their sockets and your brains leak out of your ears.

[murderdeathjoe]

Son. Go to bed.

[byebyebray]

Bed is an abstract. An illusion. I will not go there and you cannot make me.

[murderdeathjoe]

Fine. Stay up then.

[princessofjapan]

These. Wrestling. Companies. Are. Not. Your. Friends.

[byebyebray]

They’re part of the system created by the MAN, designed to keep everyone down under the hell of their boots. And they grind your head down under their heels, not stopping until your eyes pop out of their sockets and your brains leak out of your ears.

[murderdeathjoe]

Son. Go to bed.

[princessofjapan]

Shut up dickeater

[murderdeathjoe]

…what did I do?

[princessofjapan]

These. Wrestling. Companies. Are. Not. Your. Friends.

[byebyebray]

They’re part of the system created by the MAN, designed to keep everyone down under the hell of their boots. And they grind your head down under their heels, not stopping until your eyes pop out of their sockets and your brains leak out of your ears.

[murderdeathjoe]

Son. Go to bed.

[woodmeat]

this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit

[murderdeathjoe]

Someone please advise my darling and forward thinking bride @thatcateringbitch that a food truck is a splendid idea for rasslin’ shows.  

[headcookincharge]

I make you banana fritters all the time! 

[murderdeathjoe]

I have to wait until after Dynamite/Rampage and....other...projects to travel home, return a rental car, listen to you bitch and then hopefully get fritters the next day.  That’s not on demand.  

[murderdeathjoe]

Someone please advise my darling and forward thinking bride @thatcateringbitch that a food truck is a splendid idea for rasslin’ shows.  

[headcookincharge]

Someone please tell my husband that being in a truck is confining and I can’t be there for all the latest drama if I’m stuck there. 

[murderdeathjoe]

Please also counsel her that she’d be her own CEO, have full control over food production and make her own money once we pay the truck off.  

By the way, @khanthegreat  Can we get Featured parking outside the arenas?  

[headcookincharge]

I already have control over food production. It’s called “I’m bossy and I do what I want with the menu and they don’t stop me cuz I’m a bitch”

[murderdeathjoe]

Basically, I’m going to need some banana fritters on demand.  

[murderdeathjoe]

Someone please advise my darling and forward thinking bride @thatcateringbitch that a food truck is a splendid idea for rasslin’ shows.  

[headcookincharge]

Someone please tell my husband that being in a truck is confining and I can’t be there for all the latest drama if I’m stuck there. 

[murderdeathjoe]

Please also counsel her that she’d be her own CEO, have full control over food production and make her own money once we pay the truck off.  

By the way, @khanthegreat  Can we get Featured parking outside the arenas?  

[murderdeathjoe]

Someone please advise my darling and forward thinking bride @thatcateringbitch that a food truck is a splendid idea for rasslin’ shows.  

[murderdeathjoe]

@personificationofperfection : I swear on everything, if I had to leave a hit table early because of you, boiiiiiiiii

[murderdeathjoe]

I have a hot Roulette table going. All y’all can bite me.

[murderdeathjoe]

But to be a fly on the wall at these ratings discussions.

[throneofomnipotence]

And soon there will be four.

[headcookincharge]

Well, I fancy myself an investigative journalist. How am I gonna be that if I don’t ask questions?

[murderdeathjoe]

I have a possible counter offer. Don’t answer now, just think about it.

…not that. Maybe that. Ask later on.

[throneofomnipotence]

And soon there will be four.

[headcookincharge]

Well, I fancy myself an investigative journalist. How am I gonna be that if I don’t ask questions?

[murderdeathjoe]

I…cannot argue with that.