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you solved my wet riddle ‼️

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Lamento encarnado, by Emil Melmoth, 2022

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citystompers1

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

memebf

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

argumate

the ignorant think that every event is 50:50 as it either happens or does not happen, but the wise know that you have ⅓ chance the event happens and ⅓ chance the event does not happen and ⅓ chance you’ve made a fundamental mistake in your probability calculations.

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But then you add Kurt Angle to the mix

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Okay, you motherfuckers. Sit down. I am going to learn you a thing.

Do you see these little fuckers?

They’re called guidos. They are from a show called Jersey Shore.

From the left in the top row there’s Snooki. She’s the fun party girl who has some awesome quotes.

Standing behind her is Mike — often called The Situation. He’s kind of a prankster, but is always there for his friends when they need him.

Next to him is Jwoww. She’s the more mature girl of the group.

Then there’s Ronnie. He’s the romantic guy with huge muscles but an even bigger heart.

Sitting next to him is Deena. She’s a blast in a glass — if you ask her, at least.

Next to her is Vinny — the smart and considerate one.

Then there’s Sammi Sweetheart. She’s the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.

Last but not least we have DJ Pauly D. You definitely want to party with him — just don’t be a stalker.

These motherfuckers are my hecking puppers and I have no idea what I would do without them. They go on these crazy adventures in New Jersey, Miami, and even Italy.

This has been a PSA.

Now fuck off.