buried in the backyard .⊹

20 _ he/it/pup _ aro _ DiD host not kid friendly, please leave

[murderedmutt]

. ݁₊ ⊹ welcome to the documentation of a silly dead dog. i <3 drugs and alcohol and being autistic. blocking freely and often is common here

i have a wife of five years. i love my wife.

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[killi3]

[lacrymesque]

[murderedmutt]

i've gotten so good at not saying anything of substance ever

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[murderedmutt]

if hope is the heart killer, then despair is the mind killer

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[murderedmutt]

found another game to add to my ever growing list of games i need to buy

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[cybermanes]

Can I come over and be really disappointing

[aletheyass]

this wound needs more salt

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[transgenderdanascully-deactivat]

puppy rock is in the house tonite everybody just have a woof time

[murderedmutt]

i just want to eat peaches and cherries and chocolate peanut butter cups and enjoy the sunlight but my body actually wants me dead

[murderedmutt]

what is it with men and being incapable of keeping a bathroom clean

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