murderouscandy

I have no fucking idea what is going on

[makemelaughblog]

[2-shane-s]

[whenthingsgoterriblywrong]

[toocooltobehipster]

my hair is so soft and *runs fingers through hair, pulling out half a dozen hairs with me* silky

[gaychaosgoblin]

“what state do you live in?”

constant anxiety

[weloveshortvideos]

When bae texts u and says her parents ain’t home 

[classinwhilesassin]

I am so impressed

[phosphorescentt-deactivated2015]

I watched this at first without audio and when I just watched it now with the audio I’m like incredibly aroused

[mitsoukos-deactivated20141212]

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

[gran-tired]

The year is 2056. A child enters the AP euro exam. They open the orange booklet. DBQ: Analyze the reasons and results of Putin’s ban on memes in the year 2015

[funnyinternetpictures]

[officiallyfreedom]

[visionarywateringhole]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS BRUH!

[toughboitears]

Yes but are we going to ignore the fact that this baby is the s h i t?

[cameled]

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[communitygif]

[murderouscandy-blog]

police:THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!

me: not with that attitude

[slightmood]

ah yes, tumblr drama. it reminds me of the hunt

[brimalandro]

[monarchvee]

If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this

[chradi]

English grammar crash course: “oo” words one goose two geese one tooth two teeth one foot two feet one moose two meese one boob two beeb