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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Kiana Khansmith
if i look back, i am lost
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Love Begins
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Favorite Bret Easton Ellis main character?
(Puhlease do not vote if you’ve only read American Psycho)
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Clay Easton (Less Than Zero, Imperial Bedrooms)
Sean Bateman (The Rules of Attraction)
Lauren Hynde (The Rules of Attraction)
Paul Denton (The Rules of Attraction)
Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
Victor Ward (Glamorama)
Bret Ellis (Lunar Park)
Bret Ellis (The Shards)
“Who the fuck voted for sean?”
Just picked up glamorama from the library the I can’t wait to read about evil sexy guy again!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 so so so excited!!!
angry but I made one for Jacob so I’ll make one for Zendaya
I ONLY say “never change king” about the characters that NEED to change straight away, for the sake of everyone around them.
EUPHORIA SPOILERS!!!!!
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RUES DEAD RUES DEAD NOOOOOO THAT WAS MY FUCKING GIRL SHE WAS LIKE A SISTER TO ME
My mom thought all the Beatles died in a plane crash for some reason and im just confused, who the fuck was she thinking of. And she was so adamant that they died in a plane crash.
Was she thinking of Lynyrd Skynyrd? 😭
I asked her and she said she genuinely didn’t know what she was talking about
Type of bs my favorite characters would do
Is New York gonna explode because of the Knicks winning? I cheated on TikTok and someone in New York said they were “bracing for impact” are we all gonna die because of New York
Is New York gonna explode because of the Knicks winning? I looked on TikTok and someone in New York said they were “bracing for impact” are we all gonna die
I feel like the first person to have a foot fetish was a vampire. There’s is no smart joke behind that, I think it would be a vampire because vampires are freaky as hell.
This is the type of shit Patrick would say or hallucinate saying and everyone would not gaf and ignore him. Because the current conversation is about hookers, Aids, and some company gossip.
My mom thought all the Beatles died in a plane crash for some reason and im just confused, who the fuck was she thinking of. And she was so adamant that they died in a plane crash.
mature era!michael jackson moodboard ・₊✧⋆⭒˚｡⋆
cause im obsessed...also idk i saw ppl call it mature era, unless its called something else! pls correct me if so..
HE WAS SO FUCKING FINE BRO.
◦˚~ MAROON DIVIDERS ~˚◦
Requested by: anonymous Info: these were all made by me. please reblog/like if use!
Drabble WARNINGS: reader has a breakdown!, Pat getting bullied, slight angst, reader can be any gender or thing u like :). PLEASE REBLOG!!!
Patrick has the shittiest advice when it comes to reader having a breakdown or something bad just happen to you. Because usually you do the comforting so he just
copies you with worse advice. So hes jiggling a bottle of Xanax infront of you asking “uh— um do you want a Xanax pumpkin?”
He’s VERY worried but has no idea how to express it (he was never taught how it’s not his fault), the best he can do is just hastily shove a cracker, some water, some of his Xanax, and some of his Valium in your mouth and call it a day, while slowly and awkwardly patting your head.
As your crying Patrick asks you “um nod your head if you want more Xanax—” he looks around the room awkwardly “okay no, you don’t want another one.” hand traveling down to your
shoulder, he begins to rock you slowly and awkwardly. It’s not his fault okay! He’s never actually had to, and cared enough to actually comfort another human that’s not him,
whenever he’s to trying comfort himself like you taught him whenever he has public breakdowns, repeating your words of comfort to himself.
He surprisingly manages to calm you down.
You thank him even if he did kind of a shitty job, and he feels like the master of comforting people.
He tells his “buddies” at P&P about how great he is at comforting people, he gets laughed out the fucking building. Tim says “Are you comforting men with your ASSHOLE Bateman”
He uses him master comforting skills on himself, once again just how you taught him.
