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⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ ✩₊˚.⋆⋆⁺₊✧ MINOR! she/they/he I <3 American psycho 🪓🩸 👔 🪪 💼 ✩₊˚.⋆⋆⁺₊✧ ⋆ ༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻

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Old shoujo mangas and animes were like: “needs more incest, abuse, power imbalance, toxic relationships, age gaps, sexual assault and harassment Actually.”

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I feel like Patrick would try to cook Paul dinner for a first date at his place and then just end up giving both him and Paul VIOLENT food poisoning.

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Im going to cry I LOVE GUINEA PIGS SO FUCKINGGHH MUCHHH :(((((

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I was reading out the description of this horror movie “come play” to my mom.

And for fun we talk shit about movies from the descriptions so I said “that sounds stupid” bro why tf did my mom go all serious and just say

“there’s a demon in the internet”???? And when i asked her she just said “then why did chat gpt tell that man to himself” I said “idk maybe a coding error?” Then she said “how do YOU know?” And i just left the room.

[nullheaven]

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Whenever i get really desperate for fics i read pregnancy fics, they’re good but the whole time im thinking “okay, that’s cute but when are we gonna abort that shit????”

[kewpieheart]

thinking you’ve struck masterlist gold but get routed to p! links instead

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AND ITS ALL MY FAULT FOR JUST CLICKING WITHOUT READING!!!!

[ratz009]

Don't flame me 💔💔🙏

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I love that you can ship WHORELANDER with everyone including himself

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I deleted the last one and respoted this cause i needed to fix some things

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If you had a semi popular vine then your either: trans, or a grifter. No in between

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Autistic people LOVE saying the full name of their favorite character or just characters in general.

[adamyay-yippee]

genuinely think my grandma would prefer if i js fucking killed myself atp

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Ngl my granny does similar shit. Like she used to yell at me for anything, always competed with me for dumb shit, and she kept asking me why i hated her and why she was “such a bad grandma” then she complains i don’t come over to her house.

[businesscardss]

[thelambliesdown1974]

modern patrick bateman sees FINANCE BROS = CHUD sharpied on a public bathroom stall and then brutally executes a grubhub delivery bot in the street

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Grown ass men in the prime of the my little pony fandom wouldn’t think twice about snapping your neck if you dared making your pony oc a rainbow alicorn princess whos celestia’s secret third sister.

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Im gonna say in this economy for random shit that i can’t do like “Lesbian sex in this economy!?!?”

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People wanna fuck the smarty pants toy from the toy story movie???😭😭😭😭😭😭