MIDNIGHT MAYHEM!!!!
“Live blog” the next 30 minutes hour of your day (or night.) Make it a thrilling, yet still factual read. (Edit a single post for this, don’t make individual posts.)
It is 1:19am. One of my humans is sitting on a metal chair i cant fit on; the other hasn’t come home yet. I am sitting by the door waiting for him to come home because every noise i hear outside JUST MIGHT BE HIM OKAY. even though my eyes keep drooping i will not give up my vigilance.
1:21am My human is not home yet. I have moved to the giant cushion very close to the bed and I am laying on it so i can see both my human that is home, and the front door. every so often i heave a huge sigh so my human can look at me and go, “Murdock, what a good boy.” what I really want is for her to come over here and pet me. HELLOOOO I’M RIGHT HERE stop giggling at whatever bright thing is on that square box.
1:26am OH MY GOD HE’S HOME OH MY GOD LOOK LOOK LOOK COME HERE AND LOVE ME.
1:28am our frenchie friend puppy emmett kelly is here right now. sometimes he comes and stays for an hour or two and sometimes he stays for days and days. it’s been two days of entertaining him and i am very tired. i also do not like when he takes up my human’s attention. my human is sitting on the dog bed with Emmett laughing like a fool. i know better than to give in so quickly. human, you will come to me.
1:31am I have given in and joined Emmett and my human on the dog bed.
1:36am It’s way too hot to play so long. my human wants us to drink water. I want emmett to go to bed and leave me with my human.
1:38am Update, Emmett will not leave my human alone. He is sitting on his feet and panting all pretty and loud and just demanding all the attention. i see through your ruse, Emmett. and when my owner leaves tomorrow for whatever it is he does without me, this will be a discussion.
1:42am Actually it’s a discussion right now. and the cat’s joined in two. we are chasing each other around the first floor in a circle to prove dominance. also because my human likes me best and this is important facts. this is the order: cat, emmett, me. I will triumph; this is not a game about who comes first. it is a game of stamina.
1:46am Evidently it’s also a game the humans don’t want to play right now. i don’t understand why but I JUST GOT A BONE. It is NOT FOR YOU Emmett so GO AWAY.
1:49am Emmett has also been given a bone. He doesn’t understand that it is the same thing as the one I have. I am not sharing my bone with Emmett and I have kicked him off the dog bed. Like I said, I WILL TRIUMPH.
UPDATE 1:53am
I HAVE TRIUMPHED: