Why in the world does Lucio lack body hair when he's literally older than Muriel and Julian??
Waxing.
I need to know if Lucio waxes his ass.
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@muriels-bitch
Why in the world does Lucio lack body hair when he's literally older than Muriel and Julian??
Waxing.
I need to know if Lucio waxes his ass.
THESE TAKE ME SUCH A LONG TIME HOW DO PEOPLE DO ONES THAT ARE LIKE 5 MINUTES???
Original videos all belong to Brandon Rogers!
It has been a while since I posted. I’m alive and well, just more busy. Look at this again ;)
Lucio beatboxes, but very badly
Self rb and also I am not dead :)
i really hate to do this again but i desperately need some money for groceries and therapy. i know its pathetic to ask for this amount bit i just need 45 pounds
paypal.me/kataninja
if i get therapy ill be able to finally get meds so pls pls pls donate if you can and if you cant pls rb
This is a Mazelinka stan blog
What was your favorite moment with Muriel?🌸
when he give u the bedroom eyes
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What was your favorite moment with Muriel?🌸
My favorite part had to be when he explained that he named his chickens based off the noises they made when he asked them their names. So funny and cute.
Hello, and I’m sorry. I’ve never done anything like this before, and I hope I never have to again. I don’t enjoy having to ask for help. But this isn’t for my own sake- it’s for my mother’s and my two young half siblings.
After months of seeking for answers, being misdiagnosed and dismissed by doctors and just being mistreated by medical staff, my mother has finally recieved a proper diagnosis. Stage 4 lung cancer.
It began with a back ache months ago. She went to the doctors and got multiple scans done- they found tumors. She was told they were likely cancerous. They performed a biopsy, and it came back negative. We were hopeful then that it wasn’t cancer, but then she got pneumonia and a lung infection, sending her again to the hospital. It was that time where she had another biopsy performed, and the official diagnoses came in. It was cancer, and it was already at stage 4. It took around 5 months for this diagnosis, and in that time her condition progressed further.
It is at this point according to doctors, incurable. However, our hope is that she can fight it long enough to be there for her youngest children, 1 and 2 years old respectively. We hope that she can overcome the odds and stick around for a few more years, so that they can remember her. Either way, we’d like to keep her comfortable for however long she continues to be with us.
So if you feel inclined, I’d like to ask you to consider donating to my mother’s gofundme. I understand that money is very tight right now, so if you can’t- I fully understand and appreciate you taking your time to read this. If you feel inclined to share this post as well, I’d also appreciate that. Thank you.
My daughter-n-law has been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer and doctors are sa… Deborah Saulter needs your support for Joanna Peterson - s
Anyways *spends $10 on etsy for more fanmade Arcana stickers*
You know what time it is 😌 let’s go gamers
Reblogging for reach 😌😌😌
They’re right y’know (talking about Faust)
I’m gonna murder this fucking bitch
😌 okay it’s been long enough I can start posting about the final books.
Finished Muriel’s reversed ending.
“What’re your pronouns?” “Road trip straight to LA”
i love you always forever (sfw)
just a fluff fic of muri and the apprentice after his upright route
pairing: muriel x gn!reader
wc: 596
contains: possible upright route spoilers, inanna being a cutie, cuddling, kisses, fluff, they/them pronouns for reader and no gendered terms for them either
a/n: this is my first fic for muri heyyy. it's inspired by his upright route and i hope that y'all like it!! also usually when i don't have a taglist bc im a new blog/new writer i just tag other ppl who love the character so I'll do that below! I'll tag some muriel content creators that make me love him even more 🥺
"they're the most adorable thing that ive ever seen" he thinks.
Muriel and his lover lay by the creek. it was near his hut, and the apprentice (now magician) suggested that they go for a dip. now that the couple was done wading in the clear waters and splashing around with inanna, they lay together by the riverbed. the apprentices head lay in muriels lap. The sun shone down on the two of them and warmed their skin.
"this feels great, doesn't it love? just the two of us. i never knew that i could have something like this." his lover murmurs, dreamily. a blush tints muriels cheeks at this. he can't help but agree. even before he and them were in a relationship, before they banished lucio to the devils realm, Muriel found himself fantasizing about days like this. it had been a guilty pleasure of his- imagining the future with his partner, relaxing with them, taking care of them... now he was living it. muriel couldn't ask for anything more besides spending his life at their side.
"yea..." he agrees, admiring his loves beauty. "my life with you is more than i could ever dream of" the apprentice giggles at this, and Muriel blushes.
"nono muri, its not bad. it's just so, so adorable when you're honest." they take his hand in both of theirs. the apprentice is still laying down, but now they're holding one of Muriel's big, sturdy hands and tracing patterns onto his palm with their fingers. "im just... happy, darling. you seem relaxed now. free. and i am so, so proud of you. im so proud of this life that we've made together. and i love you." inanna looks up from where she's curled up near the apprentice and shoots them an accusatory look. off that, the apprentice giggles again "yes inanna. i was just going to say that i love you too, my best girl." they're baby-talking in that cute voice that muri loves, and it makes him smile a little to himself. there is so much love in his life now, hes found. he loves how joyous the forest looks, with its clear creeks, greenery, and animal friends. he loves how the hut looks after he and the apprentice added their renovations (his lover had quite the creative touch). muriel loves his friends, nadia and asra and portia and... julian (but he'd never admit it). they accepted him and supported him when he needed it. he loves the kokhuri, his tribe, and all of their tales and traditions that he will work endlessly to share and preserve. but most of all, muriel loves his family. the apprentice and inanna and... maybe the chickens, if you can count them. they're all his little family. and he silently vows to protect this family, and love them, completely and unwaveringly.
the apprentice looks up from their position. they've been giving inanna little ear scritches, much to her delight. "muri, what are you thinking of?"
muriel brushes his loves cheek with his hand. "you, darling. and how much i love you."
the apprentice kisses his palm, a smile in their shining eyes. their lips are soft against his skin. the apprentices next words radiate a warmth, a tenderness, that Muriel wants to hold close to his heart.
"i love you too, Muriel. now and forever, my love."
Muriel can't take it anymore, and bends to kiss his love on the lips. they giggle into it and kiss back eagerly. his love, now and forever.
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We got Muriel but I wasn’t ready for all that... not emotionally, at least 😔