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PIN MY MUSE
Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE
Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY
Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING
Send “AH” to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose
Like for a Starter, partial to season 2 things at the current time♥
Way to ruin the afterglow - Sentence Memes { nsfw }
“So if you’re done, I’ll be getting my clothes now.”
“Think of this as a lifetime opportunity, because it’s never happening again.”
“That can’t seriously be it…”
“Is asking for cuddles afterwards really too much for you?”
“Well, that was awkward and inadequate. But you get an A for effort I guess…”
“Come on don’t fall asleep, let’s go for round four.”
“Oh I see what the problem is… you think this is something other than casual sex.”
“You know where the door is, you can lead yourself out. And pick up your pants.”
“Wow, you’re a lot more attractive when you don’t open your fucking mouth.”
“Yeah I know you’ve got a nasty streak, that’s why I tied you up.”
“So I didn’t actually have a condom at hand but I was really horny and you were hurrying me-”
“Look, I’m not saying you need to be loud next time but no one likes a silent starfish.”
“Warn me next time you try a weird idea like that so I can at least brace myself.”
“These handcuffs are pinching my skin, can you take them the fuck off?”
“If I’d known how bitchy you were going to get, I would have gagged you.”
“Shit… look, I was drunk. You were easy… basically, this shouldn’t have happened.”
“Well that was fun, right? … Hey, come on, turn that frown upside down.”
“That name you called out during sex better have been a fucking safe word.”
“So here’s my number. And I’ll text you if I ever need a booty call.”
“Are you trying to pay me for the sex we had?”
“Of course I caught your name, it was… say, how about I fetch us some water?”
“Well maybe if you had higher standards, you wouldn’t be complaining about spreading your legs for me.”
“Get off, my legs are falling asleep.”
“Don’t tell a single fucking soul this happened, or else.”
“Yeah I heard what you said, was just texting my friend that I got laid.”
“You wouldn’t be mad if I posted your o-face on instagram, would you?”
“Listen, we can both bicker about who’s the bigger asshole or I can bury my cock in yours again. Sound fair?”
“I can’t fucking believe this, to think that I slept with such a neanderthal-”
“I think your neighbors heard the whole thing…”
“Don’t tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.”
“Please don’t… spank me next time…”
“Wait, you thought I was a virgin?”
“You can leave now. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
“I won’t take the collar off, that’s for good girls/boys who behave.”
“Look, you kept rubbing my feet and it was kind of creeping me out.”
“I think I need a long shower now… along with some self reflection…”
“Where are you even leaving to, this is your house.”
(HEY GUYS SORRY I have been absent again, work has caught up with me and I’m starting to get over a cold I have right now. But I’m freeeee to post when ever someone wants to do something :) )
@murilegusveneficus replied to your post: When talking about just how gay Alec Lightwood is,…
(IF sin looks that good then screw being good amirite? Also im sorry your family is like that you’re much loved here!)
Couldn’t have said it better myself! Thank you so much for this, it made my night a little better.
If you ever need someone to talk to darling just hit me up. I understand how frustrating it is to have to protect yourself by staying in the closet and forcing yourself to endure such high religious talk. Just know that one day, I hope soon, you’ll escape such toxicity and you’ll be able to live to your true self. Don’t forget, it took years for Alec to accept he doesn’t need the Clave or his parent’s approval on his sexuality and neither do you. Even if family is important remember you are even more so!♥
♥ for a starter or if you want me to come to you to work at things plot wise. Remember that I still have a wishlist and I want to reestablish Magnus!
Starter call again! We can do either wishlist items or starters or if you just want to plot! ♥♥
Its a hell of a thing when your muse is just like “I want to make out . Badly.” and yet your threads are all yelling and fighting and angst, then a slap to the face. Literally.
Golly.
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[Slap to the face/ Punch to the jaw reaction meme [x] @archerinrunesAFTER ALL THE CHICKEN NUGGET DATES WE PLANNED. YOU HEATHEN]No one. And Magnus had thought long and hard as that hand came down on his face, no one had hit Magnus in his life. Sure there was a shove there, there was a laugh and a playful punch in his direction when it came to his friends and the young warlocks. But never ever, had someone laid a hand upon his face. The sting of abused skin made his eyes widen, the glamour leaving them almost immediately as his breathing hitched. Oh dear maker, pray for the soul that decided to mar such a beautiful piece of art. Except he would and could do nothing, the hand that had struck him belonged to none other than the one he had been (admittedly) objectifying in his head and pining after quite openly. Alec looked just as shocked really, having held his hand immediately as it left Magnus’ cheek. Though it wasn’t hard to turn his head he had to admit he still allowed himself a flair for dramatics. Maybe a little too much in this case, suddenly the shocked look melted away turning to narrowed slits. A pout on his lips formed almost immediately before he pushed himself from the wall, walking towards his cabinet he ripped it open immediately going for a drink. There was nothing said to him, nothing that could be said really. The sound of liquids being poured over ice filled the air as he turned immediately pressing the chilled glass to his face. Oh what a sight he sure he was , “I do hope that little bought of violence has cleared your thoughts.”
“What more do you want?!”
[Heated argument Starters : [x] @bowstrung ]Magnus drew himself up to his full height as his words built up behind his tongue, staring his would be lover down he reached out immediately grabbing the other’s collar. In a moment he knew that he could either shove him or - fixing his shirt he let him go . Allowing his hands to smooth down the other’s chest slowly before pulling back out of his grasp. “Nothing.” The words burned his mouth and hurt him in ways he didn’t think could be possibly anymore. He didn’t expect anything from Alec, to be honest they were far past being able to ask anything of one another anymore. With both their feelings out on the table but duties becoming more and more in the way he could never, would never beg someone into a relationship . He had lived that life once, he had clawed and begged, had lowered himself to the point of grovelling for someone who never even wanted him in the first place. “I don’t want anything from you that you aren’t willing to offer. This isn’t how- this isn’t what I want.” His hands lowered completely, the chains around his fingers decorating them clinking softly . He wasn’t even able to look at him , wasn’t able to meet those beautiful eyes that he wanted to stare into all of his days. Instead the warlock lowered himself to sit on the arm of the chair behind him. He played with the rings upon his fingers and chuckled softly, how pathetic . How absolutely pathetic.
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i get so caught up in protecting the people i love that i forget to protect myself.
♥ for a starter or if you want me to come to you to work at things plot wise. Remember that I still have a wishlist and I want to reestablish Magnus!
“Oh my god, I don’t care!” [hii!]
Only Ragnor could bring out this level of irritation and yet adoration from the warlock, tapping his fingers against his arm in a moment of thought his eyes rolled back. “I understand you don’t care. But I do, unlike you I like to dress myself and make an impression. “ Magnus wanted to make more than just an impression really, he wanted to burn his image into his newest Client’s mind. Crossing his arms he surveyed the mess that he had made, shirts tossed aside, jackets laying haphazardly across chairs. It had looked like four different high end fashion stores had thrown up all at once. Going through his closet yet again he huffed even louder, why couldn’t he just choose a proper outfit for the meeting between a group of warlocks much like himself and possible clients. He wanted to make sure to secure more ties around the world keeping in mind to steer clear of those from Peru. Oh how he missed that country but again he would be reminded how he was never to return. Perhaps for the best really. “I’m asking for your help. As a friend. Just . Help.”
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“Magnus, I can’t just let it go. I would love it if this fight could just end and things could just be okay again, but it can’t. It’s not a little incident, you lied to me, you promised me to keep flirting with clients to a minimal.” Alec was beyond hurt and he honestly didn’t understand why it was so hard for Magnus to stay true.
“Maybe it is to you, but is it to your client? Does this person even know that you have a boyfriend? Or did you lie to them too? Am I just another fleeting lover to you? Just another temporary distraction? If I’m not then why are you doing this?” Nothing about this trip sounded like a business trip. As much as Alec wanted to take a bath with his boyfriend and curl up in bed there was no way he could. He wanted to trust Magnus on this but he had a horrible feeling about the whole thing.
“How many times must I say it? I want no one else. I only want you.”
Throwing up his hands up into the air he crossed his arms once more feeling sick , good god he hated fights. It always brought out the ugly in this relationship and while he needed to accept it this fight was dragging on in circles, beating itself to death and back. He reached out to take his lover’s hands pulling him close , which was harder than it looked with how tense Alec had become. Rubbing the backs of his hands he kept a strong grip so the Shadowhunter couldn’t simply pull away. Alec did have a point since the client in question had a long history of trying to get the High warlock to sleep with him. Time and time again he had rejected him for one thing he wasn’t attractive enough. For another? He was head over heels for this jealous , tall, gorgeous, and loving man in front of him.
“I didn’t lie to you my darling, I promised I would keep my flirting down and I haven’t accepted any other dates or ..sexual ...er payments.” A small heat rose to his cheeks as those mixed eyes widened before narrowing into slits, oh goodness was this turning into a larger wreck than intended. “I promise you, that he knows very well that I have a boyfriend. I haven’t given him any reason to believe that he and I have a chance in hell.” The warlock wanted Alec to know, wanted him to come along but that seemed to only annoy the older client more than anything. It wasn’t as if Shadowhunters were among the most liked beings in this world after all. His clients varied, most of them backed off as soon as he took a Shadowhunter as a lover, the others? They became vile, working in every way to break them apart, many were dropped upon the first sign of having nothing but ill intents towards this precious part of Magnus’ life.
“Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”
Magnus flinched almost immediately upon the other’s raised voice, by far this had to be their worst fight. His eyes immediately losing their glamour narrowed at the other looking much like a cornered cat rather than the High Warlock he was. Opening his mouth he knew that the words that had perched upon his tongue would be no kinder than the anger trembling in Alec’s tone. His breathing hitched as he sat down on the arm of the couch, pinching his brow he finally calmed himself to the point of being able to talk . Rubbing the bandages on his shoulder he tilted his head to face the man that seemed to be shaking completely, no longer in control of his body as he usually would be.“ I am healing quite well. Thank you. Though I may be partially deaf if you continue to use that tone. “The warlock fidgeted just a little finding it just a little annoying that he would have to concentrate his magic on such a trivial thing rather than to make a drink for himself. And maker did he need one, or many. “I told you that if you fight, I will fight beside you. I am not a child Alexander, I have faced far more wars than you could count on your fingers.”
The tone that had once been bitter and filled with annoyance softened almost immediately as he let out another sigh, he only wanted to fight as his equal. Not this guarded and precious creature that should be held upon a shelf and kept there. He wanted to protect those he found wormed their way into his life. People he could not live with out, what kind of High Warlock would he be if he hadn’t fought as well? Shax demons were horrible no matter who faced them after all, why he was being yelled at and fussed over flew far above his head and deaf upon his ears. “I am not a doll, though I look better than one, I will not break. I haven’t broken this far into my life. “
