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🕷️👁️ 🐑 Ask blog/ Rp for Outlast series Janice is on vacay

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Hiiiii I'm a reagent but my issue is I feel like the trials aren't working for me. I accidentally end up just getting on the good side of all the ex-pops... like I saved my pistachios from lunch for Officer Coyle once and now he doesn't kill me. Gooseberry just thinks I'm a rly well behaved kiddo. Uhhh Franco likes my drawings so he spares me. Mmmmmmm the Kress twins don't really gaf about me. And I pray with Liliya sometimes so she spares me. Soooooooooo what do I do

YOU my friend have been promoted! You are one of our elite reagents!

Have fun with your fellow experimental population:333 !!

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Can i bring hearts from the suburbs to the sleep room for valentines day?

I have ideas.

Please don’t our janitorial staff will hate you, and algae me even more for allowing it.

/hr intern

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(Incoherent mumbling and inhaling eagerly)

pusher its…good to see your still alive?…I guess??

/hr intern

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I-…. I JUST GOTTA ASK-

IS COYLE GAY?

HE AND THE WARDEN- AND APPERANTLY THE SNITCH?

BUT HE KEEPS SAYING HE’S GOING TO STOMP OUT THE GAY AND HE KEEPS CALLING ME GAY SLURS-

IS HE???

I can’t confirm or deny anything I personally don’t get to interact with the assets all that much (luckily)

But I will say that some of the tapes are absolutely crazy

/hr intern

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that goose puppet thing called me a slur >:(

/hr intern

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Why are the sleeper rooms so cold? Why is this place so cold..

Really? I always felt they where pretty hot when i visited last

/hr intern :p

[crowtheoutlastrialreagent]

It's too cold in here

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Then get a blanket or something?? I don’t have any influence over whatever sleep rooms thermometer you have unfortunately

/hr intern

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Has Coyle actually fed you today?

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”of course he has. As I’ve said my Sergent likes his fuckpig, plump and juicy”

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Hard to believe considering he barely feeds himself ,probably all those ciggys he keeps chain smoking 😭😭😭

/hr intern

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“Now that you mention it, I have seen him chew his cigs”

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What….the…fuck…

At least they aren’t the expensive kind 😭

/hr intern

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Has Coyle actually fed you today?

/ hr intern @murkoff-staffnotes

”of course he has. As I’ve said my Sergent likes his fuckpig, plump and juicy”

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Hard to believe considering he barely feeds himself ,probably all those ciggys he keeps chain smoking 😭😭😭

/hr intern

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Let’s say hypothetically, I keep eating all of the adrenaline and keep throwing bricks at sleep room staff is that bad?

Rip to who ever this guy is, their probably a part of the experimental population by now

/Hr intern

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Can we get a dog?

No pets allowed sorry 😔

/hr intern

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Please get this man a blanket, I think he deserves it.

Nawww he so baby <3 im sure we can find something for him

/the cool intern at hr because I just am loll

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is the coke in Franco's trial actually coke? I snorted some and my nose hurts,,

Probably loll

/the intern

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Good Afternoon.

I'd like to report an issue that I have with our security staff. All of my mail reaches my office in a terrible state: torn open, taken apart, pieces missing, etcetera. I understand the need for cautiousness, but it seems to me that this is not a common issue. What even warrants such thorough searches of my packages specifically? It's ridiculous. If something isn't done about this, I will complain higher.

Best regards,

– Scarfiotti Moses

Ah shit Moses, I’ll let Janice know of that sorry for the late reply man!

/hr intern

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Why are the sleeper rooms so cold? Why is this place so cold..

Really? I always felt they where pretty hot when i visited last

/hr intern :p

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Man I understand now why Janice decided to take that vacation 😭😭😭😭

Don’t tell her I was given this loll

/ cheers from the intern at hr

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sooooooo how is Easterman?

Greetings reagent.

He’s fine.

/ Janice at Human Resources