Jul 20
is the coke in Franco's trial actually coke? I snorted some and my nose hurts,,
Probably loll
/the intern
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is the coke in Franco's trial actually coke? I snorted some and my nose hurts,,
Probably loll
/the intern
tell dr easterman i want him and i need that dih.
[HR answers ticket# 7]
Hello Reagent! Our esteemed Dr.Easterman is very much aware of this, he along with the rest of us at Murkoff appreciate your enthusiasm.
With that we have now scheduled you as a stand in for the one of the mules in the next occurring poison the machine trail.
Best of luck Reagent/
Human Resources
sooooooo how is Easterman?
Greetings reagent.
He’s fine.
/ Janice at Human Resources
hi, today i threw a brick at coyle and then he threw it back at me? i was not aware he could do this?
[HR answers ticket #10]
Neither were we reagent.
Best regards/
Human Resources
Hi,
I'm on my 54th relapse and is it really necessary to strip me down naked after each injection? It's drafty and the walk of shame through the sleep room does not inspire confidence.
Sincerely,
This week's How High
[HR answers ticket#26]
Greetings dear reagent!
It seems that unfortunately something has gone wrong in your relapse process.
Please report to the nearest sleep room personnel
Sincerely/
Human Resources
Someone stole one of the chess pieces in the sleeproom and nobody here will say who has it can we get a new set please
[HR answers ticket#25]
Hello dear reagent,
Unfortunately we at Murkoff currently do not have the budget for a replacement.
For more information reach out too your nearest correction officer.
Best regards/
Janice from Human Resources
GET MORE REAGENTS IN MY TRIALS, NOW!!!
LELAND COYLE WILL NOT STAND FOR NO REAGENTS TO FUCK IN HIS AMERICA !!!
[HR answers ticket#24]
Dear Leland Coyle,
We’d suggest you use your inside voice before we put you in solitary confinement as reprimand for this out burst.
Sincerely/
Janice from human resources
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PLEASE
[HR answers ticket#23]
Hello reagent!
Per your contractual obligation we at Murkoff won’t be able to release you prematurely till you have completed your therapy.
Sincerely/
Janice at Human Resources