y'all'd've'nt'st's't'y

thinking about them wings i left in the fridge

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[mgsr]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the court jester(me) in the high elf palace has been sent to be executed by snake pit by the king after swallowing an enchanted greatsword down to the crossguard while making eye contact with the elf princess

[lorillee]

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[girldraki]

[sebijy]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[leroleronomi]

joy4

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[nauticae]

cute date ideas: killing your rival-turned-friend-turned-enemy-turned-heavily-emotional-ally to exorcise your (not quite) dead father figure’s evil alter ego