Curator of the Muses

Independent Multimuse Blog Multi-Ship, Crossover and OC friendly Written by Ash she/her ○ 21+ ○ EST

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"Takashi ~~ play the Pocky game with me?" Honey looks up at him with a strawberry frosted Pocky stick in his mouth. (POCKY DAY)

Takashi leans in to bite off the unfrosted, pretzel end of the pocky stick in Honey’s mouth before pulling away. 

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“If it was Zac Efron, then I’d kiss him.” Mirio @ Tamaki

DANCE MOMS as SENTENCE STARTERS

“Zac Efron? The High School Musical kid? I don’t get it. Is he really that attractive?”

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the most iconic lines from lifetime’s DANCE MOMS as SENTENCE STARTERS

feel free to edit for pronouns/tense, etc.

“you had your first kiss! before me!” 

“i just cry sometimes. it’s no big deal.” 

“this isn’t a church. it’s a dance studio.” 

“i usually don’t buy my mom gifts because i’m broke.” 

“they just happen to know by osmosis.” 

“this is going to cost a lot of money in therapy.” 

“y’know, go for the jugular.” 

“sometimes your best isn’t good enough anymore.” 

“i do not feel like getting a case of scabies.” 

“i bet your neck hurts. yeah, cause your brain is so big.” 

“i’m just here because my mom said she would buy me tacos.” 

“you are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat.”

“she’s going to throw a chair at me again.” 

“those legs are about as straight as elton john.” 

“save your tears for the pillow.”  

“i might not be as good as her, but i’m working on it.” 

“losing is not a good feeling, but i don’t ever lose anyway.” 

“isn’t there something that says if a teacher doesn’t come within so many minutes, you can leave?” 

“if it was zak efron, then i’d kiss him.” 

“suck it up, kid.” 

“you are a monstrosity of evil.” 

“all i wanna do is just stay home and eat chips.” 

“they look like prosti-tots.” 

“i sometimes feel like a drag queen.” 

“she’s like a cold sore that just keeps coming back like i’m here! i’m here! i’m here!” 

“it’s called careless because i could care less.” 

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musesthroughtheages‌:

Oh. She was very blunt about it. In a way, that was nice, because usually people were either oblivious or they tiptoed. On the other hand, it made him a little uncomfortable, like he was on stage or something. “Yeah…I am. I’m sorry. I mean, I’m not sorry? I guess? But it’s not…can you tell?”

Maka let out a small nervous laugh in response to the boy’s obvious discomfort. Sure, it was awkward to just walk up and ask a person if they were dead, but what else was she supposed to do? Just ignore him? Pshhh. No way.  

"Oh, yeah, I can see souls.”

Maka tilted her head slightly, thinking. What was it that you were supposed to do with dead people who weren’t evil? Wasn’t it better for them to, like, move on or something? Before they became evil? She supposed it wouldn’t hurt to try. 

“Are you lost? Or, do you need help with anything?”

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curiouscrew‌:

“Wait a second. When my texts read back to you, does your phone make a sexy automated English lady voice or is it more like Morgan Freeman?”

“Really? That’s your question? Just because you asked, I’m changing it. Elmo voice only from now on.” 

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storiestotell‌:

This was embarrassing. 

It wasn’t because they really put in stock in the notion of dignity but they were stuck and this girl was talking to them as if she knew them. Work? As if Cian had a job. Twisting, they tried to free themselves only to find that the string of lights tangled even more. Their tail stopped twitching as they slumped in their trap. 

“Mrrrroaw?”

They tried to sound as pitiful as possible in hopes she would help them. After, Cian could clear up any sort of misunderstanding about jobs and cats and whether they were the sort of cat to have a job.

Maka was already reaching to help untangle the poor kitty when she stopped.

“Oh... you’re not Blair.”

Carefully, Maka extracted the strange cat from the string of lights and set it down on her bed. She gave the cat’s head an experimental pat. It seemed friendly enough? Maybe?

“How did you get in here kitty?”

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Stupid Decisions Sentence Starters

“No one ever made history by being like everybody else.”

“If plan A doesn’t work the alphabet has 25 other letters.”

“In my defense, I was left unattended.”

“Hey… No need to go in there.”

“I may have let the success go to my head.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed. Make sure you carry a parachute.”

“Well, hello there. You look like a bad decision. Come on over here.”

“You’re the one who left me alone! So technically this is partly your fault.”

“I tried to be good. But I go bored.”

“I left you alone for like Five Minutes!”

“Why am I the only adult in a room full of adults?”

“Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes that reason is your stupid and make bad decisions.”

“Do I even want to know?”

“You’re not listening to a word I’m saying are you?”

“You’re going to do it anyway, aren’t you?”

“I swear some of these rules are only created to try and make sense out of the stupid decisions you made.”

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Welp, I did it. I selectively removed a few of my most difficult muses. I also relocated my non-anime muses, so this is now an all-anime multimuse because that’s simpler. I’m going to look through my drafts and probably reblog a meme. Just try to get things going again. 

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“Look at those feet-ies!” Envy @ Edward

Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“Touch me, and you’re dead.”

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“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.” [Sykel to Deku]

Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“Oh! Sorry. I didn’t mean to stare. I’ve never seen you around here before. Are you a student?”

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“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!” Soul & Maka or Sokka & Toph, make your choice

Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“You’re the bed hog! Besides, it’s not like this bed was made for two people.”

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“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.” Mirio @ Deku

Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“Ah, no! I’m not stuck.”

Looking down Deku gauges the best angle of descent, braces himself, and jumps. Landing solidly next to Mirio, he rubs the back of his head. 

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hold you up. I’m not used to this part of town, so I thought I’d try to get a good look around while I was up there.”

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“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!” [Greed to Ed]

Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“I never said I was going to share in the first place!!!”

Ed places his back against the wall and uses his legs to shove Greed, hard, out of the bed.

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Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

- boops nose -

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Bedtime for now. I will be back tomorrow, if only to make a mess of things as I rearrange my whole blog. 

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curiouscrew‌:

“Mwahaha!” Kuroo really sells the creepy vampire laugh as he dumps the handful of candy onto Kenma’s bed. With one arm under the costume cloak, he swoops it over the shorter boy’s head. 

“My magic cape will keep you warm, gentle maiden.”

Kenma’s definitely smiling at Kuroo’s silly antics, but it’s nothing unusual for the older boy. Digging through the candy for the most interesting flavor, Kenma ignores the cloak draped over his head.

“I thought vampires were supposed to eat maidens, not protect them.”

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curiouscrew‌:

“I knew you’d pick treat. You’re in luuuuck.” 

Kuroo wore a stupid, sweet expression as he leaned against the doorway to Kenma’s room. He was awfully pleased with himself, pulling a handful of Halloween edition variety Kit Kats from his pocket. 

“But don’t you know a vampire can’t come inside unless he’s invited?”

“Come in then. And close the door. It’s cold.”

Kenma turns, shuffling back towards his bed. His PSP screen can be seen, glowing in the dim light from among the messy bedsheets.