much to consider

writer, film programmer, bitch

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together 

[yesterdaysprint]

San Bernardino News, California, March 3, 1915

[kickassleslie]

here is a short list of how Ben and Jerry are actually the same person:

-easily flustered/startled -married to hot blonde -their wives are amazing and too good for them -have three children -actual human disasters -bisexual

[90stvqueen]

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

[theproblematicblogger]

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

[bowtruckle]

I always take a break in PoA right before peter escapes so I can forgive everyone for forgetting about petrificus totalus 

[ghostofhallownest]

i always take a break in PoA when dumbledore says he can’t do anything to prove sirius’ innocence bc Veritaserum is literally a potion taught in 6th year every year and snape probably had some on hand 

[bowtruckle]

these people are a mess under stress

[theconqueeror]

the purest part of my wonder woman experience was hearing all the women in the theater laughing when Diana said men were unnecessary for pleasure

[mysharona1987]

This teen dystopia spoof account continues to be amazing.

[tamamita]

Interviewer: What can you tell me about yourself?

me: I once got 180k notes on a post that said just said “socks”

[tamamita]

socks

[meme-theft]

[mjalti]

how’s she gonna talk like that when a stranger just mauled her and left her for dead

[loubnameron-deactivated20240914]

[noiceperalta-blog]

me when the xfiles isnt loading

[secretotaku]

[officialcrow]

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

[vicholas]

when your internet connection dies for more than 2 minutes

[redsatinsheets]

me: jay-z cheated on beyonce

my mom: who’s jay-z???

me: …………you’re right

[kentuckymeatshower]

every time a movie uses a character reminiscing about something in private as a framing device for the actual plot i interpret the runtime of the film as the amount of time the character actually spends just standing there like straight dissociating 

[kentuckymeatshower]

bruce: whom 

diana a full 2.5 hours later: oh right i have to email that nosy bitch back 

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