Hey nerds.

Hey I’m Jessica's trophy gf

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

a blog with this single post on it just followed me and then immediately unfollowed me

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[papayajuan2019]

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

[grox]

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

[feeblepeon]

I just made a very funny gif but I dont know if you guys are ready for it

[feeblepeon]

[velvetys]

The smile only a person who ate a soft boiled egg for breakfast can give

[mousenemy]

[wakiwakichan]

miffy!

[lunamonchtuna]

— June Gehringer, ‘I get so jealous of euthanized dogs’ (via lunamonchtuna)

[cali]

this is your captain baby crazy monkey speaking, we will be making a crash landing on your uglyass house

[dogpuppy]

[elogaming]

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

[itmeansalot]

Aborted neighbour: I would have loved to do construction at 3am

[bigshitter17]

[tamacccko]

k

[markovchaingang]

(in sex ed class) this is stupid when are we ever gonna need to use this lol

[smallblogcomplex]