probably dead in a corn field

she/her free palestine

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[fishing-princess]

Sloppy scientist girl with her hair all messy because she had it tied up in the lab all day and frankly she’s long overdue for a haircut and it’s strawberry blonde and partially covering one of her eyes even though she wears glasses, and also she’s a little sweaty and her freckle covered cheeks are a little flushed and her glasses are on at a slight angle that she hasn’t bothered to fix and her posture is bad because she’s tired and slouches at her lab bench but also because she’s really tall so she has a bad habit of slouching so she doesn’t look as tall and she looks kind of exhausted with bags under her eyes and drooping shoulders and she has somewhat large boobs but her shoulders are wide so they don’t look that big proportionally and her clothes are a little lame but they contribute to her look and she’s teetering a little bit bc she didn’t eat lunch she just kept working in the lab and now it’s the late afternoon and the hunger is getting g to her now and

[muscoviteeeee]

me btw if anyone cares

[strawberry-crocodile]

back in my day we didnt have "trans women" we just had shemales which were different because they didnt ask to be respected as women

[strawberry-crocodile]

my woman-with-a-cock porn has absolutely nothing to do with the long and documented history of transfeminine bodies being treated as sex objects. i know this because trans women were invented in america in 2012 so all the girldick porn before that was its own thing

[kosmogrl]

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[bubblegum-dummy]

Ouughh big stretc- *my spine completely shatters*

[muscoviteeeee]

*lego video game death noise*

[muscoviteeeee]

is this anything

[hellsitegenetics]

getting a little sick of trying to research niche bug species and having the Misinformation Nexus pop up and confidently tell me a bunch of bullshit with no sources

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[muscoviteeeee]

therapist: chad misdreavus isn't real, it can't hurt you.

chad misdreavus:

[twinkhole-destroyer]

stop sending me emails. I don’t give a fuuuck, stop advertising to me. e-kill yourself.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

stop sending me emails. I don’t give a fuuuck, stop advertising to me. e-kill yourself.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

stop sending me emails. I don’t give a fuuuck, stop advertising to me. e-kill yourself.

[deckardv]

shoutout to the one dude who was doing a presentation in my class and was about to explain a specific topic, and said "let me break it down for you" and just started breakdancing. in the middle of his presentation. and then continued on with the presentation as normal. dude's a legend. this is a university class btw