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@muselayte
guy named all trades: 🤤
guy named dead horse: OW OW OW OW OW
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
"Kill your local sex offender!" Oh, you mean the guy who went streaking at his local college football game on a dare one time? That's a sex crime.
"No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe the woman who had to pee in a public park that only had pay toilets, so she tried to hide behind the bushes but got caught? Public urination is a sex crime.
"What? No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe you mean the homeless guy who had to strip down to get his clothes in the laundromat to clean them for the first time in weeks? He tried being subtle, but someone called the cops on him, and now he's on the sex offender registry for public nudity.
"Rapists and pedophiles! Kill rapists and pedophiles!"
Oh, like the trans woman who got called a pedophile groomer for helping a trans kid escape her abusive parents?
Or maybe the black man who got labeled a rapist because he came on to another man's wife, and he decided to get back at him by charging him with rape?
How about the 17 year olds who were fooling around, fully consensually, in one of their bedrooms? That's still technically underage sex and thus rape of a minor.
Oh, or maybe you're talking about the doctor who performed genital reconstructive surgery in a state that just voted to get that classified as rape?
People will do everything they can to get you convinced rape and pedophilia are the worst crimes possible, then accuse whoever they like the least of being either a rapist, a pedophile, or both, counting on you turning on them just for being accused of the crime.
"Oh, so you're saying you don't want to kill a serial rapist?"
That's exactly what I'm goddamn saying.
Once we decide a group is okay to kill, the government will do everything they can to convince you that their political enemies are either part of that group, or just as bad as that group, to get you to kill their enemies for them.
The only way out is to accept every life as worth saving.
Just some renando
He's really hard to draw actually
if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count
damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes
If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"
Source: Lainey Molnar
i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means
*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play
okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier
Potato
Lil Nano for night💖🤏
he’s going to fuck the car
some webbonso sketches...
I wonder if in ancient Roman times they were writing RPF about their favorite gladiators, because like, I would, lowkey
simi angel/devil sketch
that would be interesting as an actual au
We talk a lot about how nice it must have been for Max to have Fernando's support so early in his career. Defending his age, exchanging helmets, the goofy selfies etc. But imagine the whole thing from Fernando's POV. You're Fernando Alonso, 2xWDC and one of the unluckiest drivers in the world. A British rookie spawned into your British team and everything went to shit. New rookies have come and gone. Rookies are regularly asked who they admire in the sport, and naming the current WDC is the popular response. But a psychotic Dutch teenager has appeared on the grid! He admires your ability to drag your shitbox to absurdly high positions. He thinks your success has been limited by your shit luck and shit cars. Not only does he say this loudly, in press conferences and interviews, but he likes to double down and sing your praises to Lewis Hamilton's face. And he commits acts of terrorism on the track. That kid is your grid son now.
ferrari alonso yaay