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@regent-valley
Certified evil character enjoyer
how is there work tomorrow i mean how is that possible
one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee
the draw of arranged marriage AUs to me is really the way the dubcon of it all binds them together. neither of them have a choice in being here, something else is foisting this upon them whether that’s their parents or the political situation around them or expectation or something else, but the point is that they don’t get that one choice. so they have to make a choice somewhere else, that now that they’re here, they’re going to make it work. they’re each other’s only allies, in this cage built around them. they may have been coerced into swearing to stand by each other through anything, but they did swear.
it’s not love at first, or second, or third sight. it’s not love in the wedding bed the first time, whether they grit their teeth through it or decide together to forgo that binding step and try to get around it as long as they can. it’s about sharing a bed with a stranger while you learn their nightmares and how they hog the covers. it’s about sharing a name before you even know each other’s hobbies. the appearances you have to keep up, and the connection you find in both being exhausted by them, laughing together because isn’t it ridiculous how you not only have to be married but you have to act like it’s perfect and lovely for everyone else watching. it’s love that creeps up quiet and slow, between shared secrets that make your wedding bands mean something for the first time, and trying to protect each other from the trap you’re both in. and it’s about having the mortifying thought of “oh my god, i have a crush on my wife.”
The draw to me is that the people forced together have to talk and negotiate like actual grownups about boundaries and expectations and each other. Real communication between adults is so damn RARE in fiction!
We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.
Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.
Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?
@sirobvious
Fire Emblem: Three Houses 7th anniversary
Today is the 7th anniversary of the release of Fire Emblem: Three Houses for Nintendo Switch. This game introduced a full 3D hub world, a calendar system, and gambits, and it became the best-selling game in the franchise with over 4.12 million copies sold as of 2023.
i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!
(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)
yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood
few months old commission for meg smitherman
im not beating the shy allegations fuck it.. lawyer ill take it from here you have been great. your honor i am shy as fuuuck
new OC for a one shot! beautiful pirate lady i love you and your unsettling fish eyes.
We should just all eat hudson. Dibs on cock
you cant just dibs on the cock we have to demonstrate worthiness
saying "dibs on cock" about hudson williams on anon on tumblr dot com in the year of our lord twenty-twenty-six is like saying dibs on the bread with cheese and fruit in the seventeenth-century peasant's kitchen
unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades
if your character has blonde hair and blue eyes please reconsider