🦀 crabpot 🦀

Call Me Odyessus Bc I Went On An ✨Odyssey✨ #2 enemy of the Australian cricket team (give me back my bike, cowards). Overall disappointment. https://museofthis.carrd.co

[museofthis]

Rhys/Professional Menace

just a small fish trying to survive in a large ocean jada jada jada whatever the deep and meaningful quote was. Anyway.

We need to know less about each other. It’s just the internet :) 🦀. main thing is comics but I do a little writing as well. For someone with an ocean-themed online presence I’m very much afraid of water (•﹏•;) (I’m getting over it- hopefully).

This kinda started as a DC-ish blog but I’ve (mostly) moved on since then. But feel free to bring it up to me! A list of dc stuff I’ve read can be found here probably not an updated list, but oh well. I’m working on it (he lied)

Background banner is the shitty sketch I sent to my friend to show ‘em the situation I found myself in when diving. I dunno who was more in shock when I dived in- me or the giant ass fish

thingys:

TMA Vast!Tim au;

series

🦀Find more stuff linked in my carrd🦀

Feel free to use any of my (not reblogged, check og poster first!) fic ideas, or art! (tell me I’d love to see/read it!)

also If you have any drawing requests (especially for a fic] then let me know!

[kipsa-hoy]

Hear me out on Erid gone wrong, gone polycule

[sockiepuppetry]

???

[lovesick-joey]

party

[cherryjennnn]

Marc spector is a Disney princess

[museofthis]

Should probably put this here :)

[museofthis]

Artfight!!! 🤺 definitely planning to do more- send me your usernames! :D

[lun3st0nez]

Traumatize them back ♥️

[melissarthomson]

LAST time I draw Optimus without his mask, cause he looks so weird…. Also I like to think this is how most cybertronians view humans

[museofthis]

I love how everyone has decided that some of Adrian’s reactions to Rocky (and Graces’) return is just; “that is a literal child/i love my tall alien son”, “we’re not keeping the dog (okay we’re keeping the dog)” and “welcome home, cheater”.

[museofthis]

I have been reminded that “oh good, a third” is also an option

[frownyalfred]

Bruce Wayne is best viewed through the lens of “holy shit your parents were genuinely so hot, insanely charismatic, wild, and hot and do whatever the fuck they want, and then they combined their DNA??????? they made one person out of that??” because then you truly understand he’s just Like That.

it’s not even that he’s doomed to be the main character. he’s just the product of two stars collapsing into each other while also fucking the butler along the way. that man was never going to have a normal life.

[leupagus]

Fucking the who now

[kindigo]

📢 the butler 📢

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[crabussy]

Are horses the only other mammals other than zebras which are fake to have longer hair on their heads than the rest of the body are we humans convergent evolution carcinazation with horses I just thought of this

we are SHOCKINGLY similar to horses when you start looking closer. long hair on our heads. equines and humans rank #1 and #2 ON EARTH in terms of our abilities to sweat. both horses and humans have crazy long legs and small feet in order to move better. we're basically horsemonkeys

[museofthis]

fun fact: the animal I relate to the most is Jay, my childhood pony bc we’re been though, seen and experienced the same shit 😭

he’s still alive too, I swear we think the same sometimes

[museofthis]

worms?!! worms in MY workplace??!?

[curiositysavesthecat]

Do you like your birth date?

Yes, I like it

No, I dislike it

Neutral / no opinion

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[paper-mache-stars]

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

[ghostsarerats]

I am Optimus fish

:)