🦀 crabpot 🦀

Call Me Odyessus Bc I Went On An ✨Odyssey✨ #2 enemy of the Australian cricket team (give me back my bike, cowards). Overall disappointment. https://museofthis.carrd.co

[museofthis]

Rhy/Moth/Professional Menace

just a small fish trying to survive in a large ocean jada jada jada whatever the deep and meaningful quote was. Anyway.

things and fandoms I’ve read here? probably not an updated list, oh well. I’m working on it (he lied)

Edit: I’ve just realised that it’s all DC stuff. I swear I mingle outside that fandom 🙏

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thingys:

Talon au;

art - fic

TMA Vast!Tim au;

series

Feel free to use any of my (not reblogged, check og poster first!) fic ideas, or art! (tell me I’d love to see/read it!)

also If you have any drawing requests (especially for a fic] then let me know!

[cartoonsbyandie]

Trying to do another daily drawing challenge, ignore that I'm starting out behind

[astronautawry]

[korudo-tea]

Happy birthday to the most traumatized man ever 💥

[museofthis]

Happy 1yr 1month anniversary to the time I accidentally sent ✨this✨ instead of my passport renewal form

[silverklaus]

on the scale of 1 to moon knight on the ground, i am feeling . . .

[museofthis]

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Barbara is the 'man in the chair' for the batbeasts. Jim just thinks she's a very passionate gamer.

[haoeu]

For the second part of my character design mentorship, we chose a live action movie to style/design characters around. I chose 2010 The Year We Make Contact (one of my favorite movies/books!). Here is the character (and some props) lineup

[shewhowillrise]

[duckbunny]

media literacy includes understanding why a media product was made, to whom it's being sold, and the assumed preferences of its marketing demographic. narrative is not produced or sold in a vacuum.

[duckbunny]

you might be totally correct that your ship would be narratively satisfying. I don't know, I'm not watching your show. Whether your ship is likely to happen on the show is a whole different question to whether it's satisfying, because the show is being sold to Netflix or Amazon or the BBC, and they are purchasing a show they think they can market to a particular demographic and that demographic isn't you, the nightmarishly online tumblr user. The show is being made for marketability to a constructed average viewer. It is being funded with that audience in mind. This art is being made to commission, and commissioned art is art, but at some point you have to stop expecting the Church to commission a statue of Lucifer fucking St Michael. It might be narratively satisfying, but that's just not what they're paying for.

[theborgchives]

Still trying to figure out a android!Hal design and needed a break from animation finals

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to eat the last item you searched online, are you ok?

yes

no

it's food

I'm dead

hopital

results

Voting ended onApr 26

[florawriting]

‘No Shazamming indoors’

It was mend as a funny nod to the absolute insane situation the Vasquez family found itself in and a constant reminder not to fry the fusebox. But of course, like any remotely funny house decoration, it became some sort of an elaborate inside joke.

It all started when Eugene had a friend over, a typical hang-out where the two boys were glued to the screen playing some video game on the TV. Somewhere during the play session the game was playing some licensed music and the boy wanted to know what it was. So, like any curious person, he tried to find the answer.

“I’ll just let Shazam listen to it.”

Like instinct everyone in their vicinity turned their head towards Eugene’s friend, almost expecting lightning to burst through the ceiling and light up the entire room. But, of course, non of that happened.

“Not indoors!” Freddy yelled almost instantly. Causing the boy’s head to turn in startled confusion. It was quiet for a few seconds, until Eugene burst out laughing, the others in the living room soon to follow. The only exception was the poor boy, who was utterly confused.

Eugene afterwards showed him the cross-stitch on the wall, clearly stating ‘No Shazamming indoors’. When the boy asked why it was there Eugene shrugged “We just really hate the app”.

[museofthis]

I tried making it a gif format too?

[the-polyhedron]

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

[iridescent-birds]

ok I wanna make a poll now

What was your most beloved plushie as a child?

Bear

Dog

(Domestic) cat

Big cat

Equine (horse/zebra/donkey)

Rabbit/bunny

Sheep/lamb

Sea creature

Other domesticated animal

Other wild animal

Fantasy creature

Not an animal

Voting ended onApr 15

(I know this isn't the most even way to represent animal groups but I tried to go off of what I saw mentioned most in the notes)

Reblogs for sample size appreciated!

[nanzyn]

your world is dying. your husband presumably dies in space so now you're a widow and your world is still dying. then 50-ish years later your husband everyone assumed was dead pulls up in a random spaceship full of a highly volatile atmosphere with the solution to your impending apocalypse and none of the original crew from his mission and instead with a wet, blobby alien that he pack bonded with and almost died for and is now emotionally codependent on that now wont stop complaining about the temperature of the water in its enclosure. your name is adrian and you dont know how you got here