݁ ˖ ࣪ ◌ Personal kuroo hcs I'll die defending :
We know he's good at Chemistry, but I personally think he would so slow when it comes to Physics. He's still a smartass once he gets it, but the first time a concept is explained to him? His head is absolutely empty, it's like trying to teach a child to read.
He is actually both a dog person and a cat person, but cats don't like going on runs 👎
Whenever kenma has a crush, kuroo does not leave him alone about it. He makes kissy faces at kenma when the crush is around, he draws childish sketches of kenma and his crush, and he even gives kenma a list of horrible very-kuroo pickup lines.
He likes vanilla ice cream. (Average vanilla ice cream enjoyer...)
He does not understand poetry for the life of him, he reads it like you read normal text and can not paraphrase to save his life.
Secretly loves romance movies, but is not about to disclose that information to anyone, especially not to yaku.
We all know he likes sci-fi, it's written all over him. But I raise you this : he can't handle horror. Will be the one cuddling up to you in fear, all 6 foot of him acting like a child. But he still manages to criticize the logic of the movie while scared shitless.
"How is he haunting them if he needs a medium to pass the borders of life and death?? He is medium-less, this makes no- screams"
"That wasn't even bad, they just caught me off guard!!"
When he has a crush, he isn't flustered at all. No, he likes to go completely emotionless around his crush, straight face and small conversations because he won't be caught dead revealing his feelings involuntarily.
And it is HELLA intimidating when he gets so serious everytime you're around. You probably think he hates you by now.
Yaku has to assure that kuroo does not, in fact, hate you. The tension is what probably leads to the confession if your strangers..
But my favorite trope for this guy is 'friends to lovers' because I see him befriending everyone.
You're sitting alone in the corner on your phone? He's all up in your business talking about "whatcha watchin". You're reading a book? He's asking a million questions about the plot. You're literally just sitting there? He explains the basics of volleyball to you.
So you're bound to be his friend before you're his crush, definitely !
Another hc I cherish is he definitely likes his butt slapped. Walk up to him, slap his butt, and wrap your arms around his waist, you've got him wrapped around your finger.
He is one of those people who can get invested in anything, shows, games, anything with a plotline. So if you're interested in something, you can bet your cute butt he is gonna be so into it, making lots of theories.
DEFINITELY INTO FNAF DO NOT FIGHT ME ON THIS.
"Babe, babe wake up. I gotta tell you about the fnaf lore BABE."
His favorite holiday is Christmas because he really likes buying gifts, probably receiving them too.
Sucker for mistletoe kisses, kiss him before he kisses you!!!
Is absolutely overjoyed by any bare amount of affection, you'll buy him something and he'll keep it forever.
Wants to kiss under the cherry blossoms everytime they bloom, it's becoming a tradition. Also loves finding pretty spots to kiss you, he's always on the lookout.
Hates mangoes, just the vibe I get from him.
