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[pheromonalmedusa]

Find someone who keeps them rolled thick.

[bagofshrooms]

Gifattack2000

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Top 5 mushrooms that will remind you of Donald Trump.

5. Bolbitius titubans (Yellow Fieldcap)

Much like the president this inedible mushroom is recognized by it’s yellow top that starts to turn white with age. It’s also a coprophilius fungus, which means it likes to surround itself with shit. 

4. Gyromitra esculenta (False Morel)

This little shroomie may not resemble Trump, but if you see one you may mistake it for his shriveled up brain, which fell out of his ear and is now rotting away in the grass, full of nothing but poison.

3. Amanita phalloides (Death Cap)

Not only is this mushroom one of the most vile and poisonous of it’s kind, but it also hosts a disgusting yellow mess up top.

2. Pleurocybella porrigens (Angel Wings)

Don’t let the name fool you! This lumpy white lode looks like Supreme Leader Trump with his shirt off, plus it tricked the whole world with it’s ability to poison the population. It was long thought to be edible, with no reported poisonings for years. The game changed in 2004 when 60 people in Japan fell ill after trusting this little bastard, and more than 15 died. 

1. Podostroma Cornu-damae

This fella looks almost as much like an orange dick as Trump. If thats not enough to earn it the #1 spot on the list, take a bite and experience the physical analog to the emotions trump makes you feel.

3. Depletion of blood cells

2. Hair loss

3. Peeling off of facial skin

[1arkspur]

Members of the GulfCorps conservation crew in Louisiana.

[mushroomportfolio]

Many people are surprised to learn that March and April are often the biggest months for tattoo shops. We rely on folks spending fast and loose with their tax returns lol.

Many shops will be, or already are closed for weeks due to COVID-19. It’s a great time to reach out to your favorite artist and ask if they have paintings for sale. Maybe your artist is in a band and you can snag an EP or full length. You might even be able to commission a painting, sign, or wood cut that they normally wouldn’t have time for.

Everyone is gonna be hurting these next few months but if youre in a position to support an artist, now is a better time than ever.

The government is gonna bail out the big industries, the arts will largely be left to fend for themselves. Be smart about where you spend your money this spring.

[experienceshrooms]

Lmao how lucky am I that this tumblr plug is lightyears ahead of real doctors.

[cookshrooms]

I was gonna eat some cake, but then I got pie.

Was gonna pull out the whisk and bake, but then I got pie.

Now I’m feeling full and I know why.

Because I got pie.

Because I got pie.

Because I got pie.

Afroman eating the only food in his fridge, which happens to be pie, all alone.

[bagofshrooms]

Top 5 mushrooms that will remind you of Donald Trump.

5. Bolbitius titubans (Yellow Fieldcap)

Much like the president this inedible mushroom is recognized by it’s yellow top that starts to turn white with age. It’s also a coprophilius fungus, which means it likes to surround itself with shit. 

4. Gyromitra esculenta (False Morel)

This little shroomie may not resemble Trump, but if you see one you may mistake it for his shriveled up brain, which fell out of his ear and is now rotting away in the grass, full of nothing but poison.

3. Amanita phalloides (Death Cap)

Not only is this mushroom one of the most vile and poisonous of it’s kind, but it also hosts a disgusting yellow mess up top.

2. Pleurocybella porrigens (Angel Wings)

Don’t let the name fool you! This lumpy white lode looks like Supreme Leader Trump with his shirt off, plus it tricked the whole world with it’s ability to poison the population. It was long thought to be edible, with no reported poisonings for years. The game changed in 2004 when 60 people in Japan fell ill after trusting this little bastard, and more than 15 died. 

1. Podostroma Cornu-damae

This fella looks almost as much like an orange dick as Trump. If thats not enough to earn it the #1 spot on the list, take a bite and experience the physical analog to the emotions trump makes you feel.

3. Depletion of blood cells

2. Hair loss

3. Peeling off of facial skin

[bagofshrooms]

Dingus

[cookwithshrooms]

[bagofshrooms]

The real conspiracy is that Hunter Biden is really the secret love child of Michael and Ryan.

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My most underrated post.