how much ranch is too much ranch

she/her I apologize for being cis-het don't worry all my friends are gay *shit post warning I have no idea what I'm doing*

[icarus-showmethemoon]

inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[wizardshark]

FUCK I'M SORRY

[friendlyneihborhoodpercussionist]

the image was misleading

[solevren]

Silly creature go mmmmmmm

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[starfish-spencer]

They're. just standing there.

[musical-blob]

Epstein is craaaazy

[guardianspirits13]

A day late but. The birthday boys

[determinedowl23]

I have to watch a tutorial on how to dissect a frog so this is truly gonna be the test on if the horror games I’m into have prepared me for this

[determinedowl23]

I have pictures of Hadley Fraser pulled up next to me so I don’t go insane

[determinedowl23]

Oh slay the princess absolutely helped this is cool as fuck

[determinedowl23]

Maybe I’m messed up in the brain but this is honestly so cool I’m excited now

[determinedowl23]

dont say it dont think it donHEART LUNGS LIVER NERVES

[determinedowl23]

Honestly that was not that bad

either my friends are pussies or I’m WAY TOO desensitized to this (it’s the latter) (could be both actually idk)

[determinedowl23]

I figured it out

[musical-blob]

I'm so ready, I was literally eating Wendy's French Fries while watching the dissection

[cadewitha]

Shawn Spencer, psychic detective babygirl, lover of pineapples

i really went for it with the pineapples- @determinedowl23 said it was too much, so i added more! hope u like <33

[neometalpussy]

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

[musical-blob]

thinking about the time where i threw my phone on the ground because i saw a picture of a snake on my phone after i googled snakes ( It was an hour ago) (my phone cracked)

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen Brokeback Mountain (2005)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onApr 17, 2024

[determinedowl23]

@cadewitha @musical-blob discuss

[musical-blob]

@cadewitha @determinedowl23 I can't stop thinking about this poll

[cadewitha]

shoutout to my friend who has a sippy cup of dawn dish soap god knows fucking why

she drinks it and everything

@musical-blob u know who u r

[musical-blob]

In my defense it makes my head go fast

[musical-blob]

I be dipping my chips into the salsa like achilles's mom dipped him into the river styx. I gotta get all the taste but none of the immortality on my fingers

[determinedowl23]

I’m going so feral over the parallels between Valjean’s Soliloquy and Javert’s Suicide I’m going to rip a man into shreds

[musical-blob]

Are we

Absolutely sure,

That those are words

[l0sersitsbyherself]

this is the day I have been waiting for as a sex repulse asexual I cannot wait to use this

[friendlyneihborhoodpercussionist]

yEEEAAAAHHHHH BOY

[musical-blob]

Alternative option, skip TO the foreplay

[musical-blob]