Metal Bands as High School students
Iron Maiden: That one popular nerd that lets people copy their homework.
Motorhead: That one kid who isn't even threatening yet nobody wants to fuck with them.
Metallica: The popular kid who has a reputation for bullying weaker kids.
Megadeth: Bullied kid who fought back, who thinks they've beat the bullying, but the other students still take the piss behind their back.
Slayer: That student who's always found at the back of the playground, probably smoking or drinking. Lots of kids want to be like them, but can't be bothered to.
Anthrax: The class clown who acts like a bigshot in class but most likely sits alone at lunch.
Municipal Waste: Probably friends with the Slayer kid, also probably the drug dealer.
Nuclear Assault: That one kid who constantly puts down technology and thinks they were born in the wrong generation.
Kreator: The foreign exchange student that hangs round with the popular kids such as Metallica, who thinks they're popular, but aren't.
Testament: The kid that tries to keep out of everyone's problems but can't help but gossip when shit's going down.
Exodus: The kid who got pushed out of the popular group when Kreator became enrolled.
Overkill: Kid who thinks they're a trend setter but gets pissed off when a more popular kid copies them.
Venom: The kid that had a rumor passed round that they had a shit in the corridor.
Bathory: The kid that started that rumor.
Burzum: That kid who got expelled for pulling the fire alarm to get out of P.E.
Dream Theater: The unpopular nerd that doesn't let anyone copy their homework. Probably goes to revision lessons.
Opeth: The rebellious kid who nobody would think is intelligent but is actually one of the biggest nerds in the school.
Napalm Death: The one who goes to egg the head master's school during the early hours of the morning.
Cannibal Corpse: The kid who takes a little too much pleasure when a dissection takes place during biology class.
Obituary: Cannibal Corpse's partner during dissections, however, they feel faint halfway through and have to leave the room.
Carcass: Weird kid who finds dead animals on the playground and pokes them with sticks for the duration of the period.
Dark Angel: Angry kid who nobody knows. Probably goes to counselling for anger issues.
Pentagram: Kid who would sit alone at lunch if there was a spare table. Since there isn't one, they sit in a toilet stall.
Sepultura: Probably on the student council raising every concern ever.
Judas Priest: The kid who never gets in trouble except for that one time they were five minutes late to lesson.
Sabaton: The history geek who thinks they're great because they can name every armored vehicle used in WW2, when in reality, nobody cares.
Korpiklaani: Kid who falls asleep in every lesson, only to wake up once it's over and everyone's left the room.
Turisas: The music geek who can always be seen carrying a violin round, although nobody's ever actually seen them play it.
Helloween: That one kid who runs to every lesson, even though they're about 10 minutes early to it and have more than enough time to kill.
Ghost B.C: The incredibly helpful and polite kid, who's guilty pleasure is R.E
Slipknot: the angry jerk who everyone just accepts is there and puts up with it.
Korn: the angry jerk's less-angry but more irritating friend.
Skeletonwitch: the kid that truly believes the ghost rumours that go around.
Immortal: the kid who can often be found texting in class.
Mötley Crüe: the only child in history to actually have their lunch money taken from them by bullies.
Tankard: that's not water in their water bottle. That's vodka.
The Black Dahlia Murder: nobody even likes them but everyone's kind to them anyway because they fear they'll shoot the school up if given a reason.
Carnifex: the kid who still draws that stupid "S" symbol all over the desks....you know the one.
Sodom: The kid who still sets of stink bombs around the corridors.
Death: child who worked hard to achieve their grades and people still expect them to have a social life.
Death Angel: They still think they're cool despite becoming uncool, like, years ago.
Pantera: the bully who stole Mötley Crüe kid's money.
Limp Bizkit: who even let this kid enroll.
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