Ninja Sex Blog

Side blog about the world's most sexiest band! One part doodle dump, one part ask blog, and one part in-character blog.

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

How's it goin', dudes?

I'm @magicalmysteryperson, and this is my side blog where you can find all my fan art of Ninja Sex Party, a musical comedy duo composed of Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian.

It also doubles as an in-character blog (which I like to call the "Taoverse" or the fans call it, the MSTHverse), so ask these idiots as many questions as you like!

Because this blog is talking about a band with the word "Sex" in it, there will be some stuff that might not be suitable for younger audiences.

Don't worry, you won't be seeing any naked people doing naked people dances here, but there will be mentions and implications of suggestive behavior. Mature content filters will be used if necessary.

Basically if this sideblog was a TV show, it would be TV-14 DSLV that sometimes goes into TV-MA DSLV. In other words, an Adult Swim show. But a tumblr blog.

Also, for the love of god and all that is holy, DO NOT GET WEIRD WHEN IT COMES TO TALKING TO THE CHARACTERS.

I don't want to deal with any weird parasocial relationship garbo.

These are NOT the real dudes. These are the characters they play.

(Oh, and one more thing: Do check out the alt text if it exists. You might find something in there...)

Text Post Guide

Blue text = Danny Sexbang

<Bracketed Text> or 〔Bracketed Text〕 = Ninja Brian

Green Text = Jack

UPPERCASE AND lowercase pink = Egoraptor

ピンクの日本語文字 (Japanese text in pink) = Arin Neverbone

<緑色と括弧内の日本語文字> (Japanese text in green and in brackets) = Samurai Barry

紫色の日本語の文字 (Japanese characters in purple) - Suzi

(click here to go to SAP's blog)

[nsp-lyrics]

"Focus! Focus! Penguin in a costume! How many Draculas are hiding in this room?"

-I Don't Know What We're Talking About (And I Haven't For Awhile)/The Prophecy Album

[nsp-lyrics]

"Sweet hamster, you have saved the galaxy. Fill your cheeks with sunflower seeds of victory"

-Galaxy Hamster/These Nuts Album

[daily-wecht]

[grumpspics]

(source)

[nsp-lyrics]

"Whose fuck-rod are you jacking off tonight?"

-Wondering Tonight/The Prophecy Album

[ninjamarion]

Covers Project v2 Day 198

This is almost late, but I've been super sleepy today. But not after listening to some fuckin' Dinosaur Laser Fight from Jonathan Young! We were about due for some NSP again!

[grumpspics]

(source)

[shays-shitposts]

alright, i think this might be the finalized plan

(unfortunately, there’s a limit to 10 photos, so i’ll try my best to fit everything in text form). sooo…! introducing my magical girl/super sentai au of starbomb, or known as:

Galactic Jam Squadron: Starbomb

Synopsis:

The planet of Cosmolis lived in harmony and starry night skies, protected by the Grand Starlight Guardians, who also protect the sacred light of the Three Stars of Steelix, Celesta, and Nyxion

A force called the Zero Star Corporation has a goal to destroy the universe with dark matter so that everything will cease to exist. When they corrupt and take away Cosmolis, a messenger named Halley was entrusted with the hearts of the Starlight Guardians to find someone to help her restore it back. Luckily, she finds three. Will they be able to prevent the universe from entering the darkness?

Main themes: music, space, friendship

Antagonists: Zero Star Corporation

Leader: Chief Apophis

Commanders: Bennu, Orion, Lupus

Minions: Gamma Raiders

*Summoned by the use of Black Stars (a device used to corrupt planets/galaxies [ex: Cosmolis])

*Stronger forms are summoned by upgraded Dark Stars created from dark matter from fully corrupted planets/galaxies

Transformation devices:

Stage bracelets (in Danny’s style)

Name: Universal Braces

Items: Starlight Orbs (a.k.a. the Guardian Hearts)

Transformation phrase: “Galactic Evolution!”

Orb is placed in capsule at top of bracelet to activate

Slide hand on given initial (bottom to top), then initials & orbs glow

Raise wrist above heads and say phrase (only Ego and Danny)

Transformation outfits:

A mix from albums 1-3

Main motif(s): stars/space

Hair color changes (dark pink + light pink streak for Ego; muted dark blue + light blue gradient for Danny)

Super forms:

Name: Stellar Mode (unlocked when harnessing the full powers of the guardians)

Egoraptor: “Stellar Mode! Lacerta!” (animal sub-motif: dinosaur/lizard)

*Keep main transformation outfit

Upgraded yellow & blue star shields + platforms

Claws on fingers, tail on lower back, sharper teeth (represents Lacerta constellation)

Magenta star crown with large star in center

Light pink eyes with star-shaped pupils, three small pink stars under eyes & glittery pink eye makeup

Hair is colored fully bright pink with bright blond streak

Danny: “Stellar Mode! Monoceros!” (animal sub-motif: unicorn)

*Keep main transformation outfit

Upgraded yellow & pink star shields + platforms

Horn on forehead, ears on head, tail on lower back (represents Monoceros constellation)

Light blue star crown with large star in center

Light blue eyes with blue star-shaped pupils, three small blue stars under eyes & glittery blue eye makeup

Hair is colored fully bright blue

Brian (implied): “Stellar Mode! Draco!” (animal sub-motif: dragon)

*Keep main transformation outfit

Upgraded blue & pink star shields + platforms

Wings on back, facial features on mask, horns on head and extended claws on fingers (represents Draco constellation)

Yellow star crown with large star in center

Yellow eyes with black star-shaped pupils, three small yellow stars under eyes & glittery gold eye makeup

Post-transformation aliases/phrases:

Ego: “The gleaming freestyler! Guardian Pink Star!”

Danny: “The shining vocalist! Guardian Blue Star!”

Brian (implied): “The radiant keyboardist! Guardian Yellow Star!”

Group: “Lighting up the galaxy with our electric jams! We are Starbomb!”

*if “dubbed” into japanese, individual calls will start with 輝く(“kagayaku” -> “bright”, “glowing”, etc. [any synonym for “shining”])

*example: 輝くのフリースタイラー！ガーディアン ピンクスター！(translation is above for ego)

Main weapons:

Summoned by drawing a star in the air and snatching the silhouetted weapon in hand

Ego: hammer (name: Andromeda)

Call: “Andromeda! Invoke!”

Attack phrase: “Cosmic Collision!” (hammer glows pink)

Danny: sword (name: Nebula)

Call: “Nebula! Invoke!”

Attack phrase: “Glimmering Slash!” (blade glows blue)

Brian: bow & arrow (name: Artemis)

(implied) Call: “Artemis! Invoke!”

(implied) Attack phrase: “Moonlight Piercing!” (bow & tip of arrow glow yellow)

Other abilities/attacks:

Ego:

Pink star shields + platforms

Rapping (more flow = more damage)

*Microphone summoned by drawing a star & snatching the silhouetted item from the air

Super Sonic Punch (punch on impact releases a sonic boom)

Cyber Scarf (turns into a laser ribbon whip when taken off)

Bomber Blaster (pink space blaster with band logo; shoots lasers)

Make distractions/barriers with raptor screech

Travel at the speed of light (a.k.a. super speed)

Teleportation

Danny:

Blue star shields + platforms

Laser hands & eyes

Vocal octave change (can deafen enemies with highest note)

Use of bass

*Microphone and bass are summoned by drawing a star & snatching the silhouetted item(s) from the air

Bomber Blaster (blue space blaster with band logo; shoots lasers)

Travel at the speed of light (a.k.a. super speed)

Teleportation

Brian:

Yellow star shields + platforms

Laser eyes

Use of keyboard (has same effect as Danny’s voice)

*Summoned by drawing a star & snatching the silhouetted item from the air

Bomber Blaster (yellow space blaster with band logo; shoots lasers)

Travel at the speed of light (a.k.a. super speed)

Teleportation

Group:

Starlight Bang:

Summon giant bomb -> explodes into tinier stars when coming in contact

Hypernova Beam:

Giant beam of light

*(for scale, see the Majestic Halation attack from “Hirogaru Sky Precure”)

All-Star Blast:

All three shoot the Bomber Blasters at once, combining the pink, blue and yellow lasers into one giant laser beam

Starry Serenade (used in Stellar Mode):

All three summon microphones/instruments

Say phrase into microphones (only Ego and Danny)

Point items out + lasers shoot out from microphone grilles (for Brian, lasers come out of keyboard keys)

*if Danny chooses to use his bass instead, the lasers would come out of the last pick or strum

Gamma Raider is enclosed in three giant stars of respective colors -> explodes into tinier stars

Animal mascot:

Name: Halley

Species: cat

Pronouns: she/her

Home planet: Cosmolis (ethnicity: Cosmolian)

Role: town messenger from the Starlight Guardians & a support to train the guys

Fur color: black

Eye color: light gray

Shooting star mark in the middle of forehead

Two gold rings around tail & one around left ear

Mechas & suits:

*in this au, i would interpret the giant robots from the “Probably The Only Tour Ever” promo art as the Starlight Guardians/mechas

Ego:

Guardian name: Asteria (guards the pink star of Steelix)

Color: pink (accents: blue + yellow)

Pilot suit is from the “Probably The Only Tour Ever” promo art

*in Stellar Mode, suit stays the same but with animal sub-motif

Danny:

Guardian name: Eve (guards the blue star of Celesta)

Color: blue (accents: pink + yellow)

Pilot suit is from the “Probably The Only Tour Ever” promo art

*in Stellar Mode, suit stays the same but with animal sub-motif

Brian:

Guardian name: Hikari (guards the yellow star of Nyxion)

Color: yellow (accents: pink + blue)

Pilot suit is from the “Probably The Only Tour Ever” promo art

*in Stellar Mode, suit stays the same but with animal sub-motif

Finishing Attacks:

Meteor Shine: giant star beam

Ophiuchus Strike: summon serpent in hand and release to attack with bite

Zodiac Ripple (used in Stellar Mode): summon all 12 zodiacs to attack at once

[xoxixicolatl]

I've had the drawing saved for a year, but I'll redraw it next time.

[threedollarsdotcom]

remember to completely fumble every single beautiful woman you meet

[mariadalila27]

{✨Shiny Boy✨}

What do you do when you don’t know what to draw?

Easy! Draw Danny! It works every time!

v v v

Hello everyone!

I’m back with a new drawing, because I wanted to draw something but didn’t know what exactly, I decided to draw Danny for that reason! And that turned out to be a good idea because the drawing came out so good!!!

I had fun drawing him, his face looks so cool and the shading/lightning turned out very nice!

I hope you all like it!

[leotheweirdo123]

Nsp magical girl au

[segamascott]

[grumpspics]

(source)

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[john-barrymore]