[ppups]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[lhavdil]

a hometown is a type of dead wife

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[berrycobbler]

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing

[heyitsphoenixx]

a collection

[askaniritual]

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

[ex-animo]

[x]

[everythingfox]

Tiny hawk shredding

[fuckyeahsnackables]

Man, I never DO recognize that guy.

[2productive]

[joanofarcisdead]

yungblud thinks he’s tyler joseph. tyler joseph thinks he’s gerard way. gerard way thinks they’re geoff rickly. geoff rickly thinks he’s the sole survivor of a british infantry unit sent to die in the battle of the somme, returning home a fundamentally changed man

[disgustinggf]

[the-tzimisce]

Reblog to tuck her in

[the-tzimisce]

Congratulations! She's so comfy now!

[capacity]

It’s funny when people don’t get it, they think u have bad taste. But they just don’t get it

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[noknowshame]

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity