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Mel 26 | Arcane 💜 | DC 💜| TLOU 💜

[wolft33th]

Eat up babies

[raphaellearp]

Phantom Pain

[4everhersss]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[gghero]

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

[crypticdatesuggestions]

at 5am you may catch a glimpse of Them in the mist

[unculture]

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[inkskinned]

whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

[sapphicdogmeat-blog]

Hey op

[inkskinned]

me, through a mouthful of gently-chewed mushrooms: yeah?

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Minty is just cold spicy

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Delete this

[the-memedaddy]

[setheverman]

okay so what’s the mood for june?

[ussewa]

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[5bi5]

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

[scanalan]

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

[lanchpadmcquack-archive]

The B in IHOB stands for

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[chologothbaby]

[dailymarvelheroes]

[glowysweetfab]

LMAO I love her! 😍😍😍

[apaullo95]

the dainty method of replacing her spear…A+ comedy

[ruinedchildhood]

[deejay]

Tag yourself.

[shit-thatblows-deactivated20140]

nailed it