Musings of a Mediochre Pianist

Christian here. Doting cat father of 3, amateur crochet professional, and long island iced tea enthusiast.

[queerism1969]

[talesfromtreatment]

Shrimpy update.... Shrimpdate?

Featuring me being an ass to our favorite volunteer. She gives as good as she gets, though.

[talesfromtreatment]

11/8 Shrimpdate

11/19 Shrimpdate

She goes up for adoption next week!

[talesfromtreatment]

12\18 shrimpdate-

She did not go for adoption because she's having chronic diarrhea. But she's otherwise doing great.

[talesfromtreatment]

1/18/22 Shrimpdate - still with foster mum currently. She is no longer a kitten of unusually small size (kuss) but still having some GI issues. Here she is after helping foster mom work by running across the keyboard for an hour.

[sosuperawesome]

Needle Felted and Embroidered Art Hoops

Yuliya Krishchik on Etsy

[niuniente]

@blood-and-pepper

[blynxee]

I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blog

[juliamstarr]

10.24.18 - sunlit autumn colors

Instagram

[brainless-out-deactivated201812]

[thatsthat24]

Still Figuring Out Dirty Talk

[lmaonade]

you gotta watch nirvanna the band the show 

[kingofthepitt]

“We asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.”

[tifaria]

I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This is from Taskmaster, a British gameshow of absolute, wonderful nonsense. Big recommend.

[seatawinan]

[seatawinan]

[huffylemon]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[nightonblogmountain]

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

[revehive]

I can't believe this is a real video

[stars-bean]

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

[sixpenceee]

This is from Australia’s Got Talent

Source

[infosec7]

Wow!

[personification-of-anxiety]

With sound if someone is also getting uncomfortable by the lack of it

[wwwwyamd]

wow they sure do got talent

[commiecancer]

Creativity !

[m-casanova]

😍😍😍

[sketchdeath]

was explaining to my mom on the phone the concept of a cosmic horror and she hit me with the one hit k.o. of "oh you mean like horton hears a who?"

[pensivetense]

[remus-sanders-is-the-bestest]

Explain???

[sketchdeath]

me: yeah so basically a cosmic horror is the fear of a godlike being or entity so much bigger than yourself and your perception of the universe that your brain cant possibly comprehend it, often leading to some sort of madness in the stories because of this "break" in your perception of reality because this entity is so incomprehensible to your limited worldview. the concept is credited to h.p. lovecraft because of stuff like cthulu but the guy was also a massive-

my mom, interjecting: ah, so like horton hears a who. i get it.