Musk Sponge

25 • She / They • Yearning to be a gaming chair

[anglaised]

they said mamdani just legalized playin in ur butt

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[lilythelycan]

Hey. Stop thinking, my balls are full and you're going to change that.

You don't need a brain. You need to stick your tongue out and massage my cock with your throat.

Feel that? It's your own saliva spreading down your face as I rest my nuts on your face. You don't need to think about anything else but how you're going to worship my cock.

Now turn that brain off

[anglaised]

we need to remake anything greek related with just black actors just to piss ppl off i think

[anglaised]

hasan is not sexist what are you talking about ☠️

cheese and crackers and pretzels ⬇️

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[choking myself] STOPPPPPPP SELF SABOTAGING YOU STUPID CUNT

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

[glowingemberz]

Not again. Reread OPs name

[virtualgirladvance]

no shut up let me believe please i need this

[luisonte]

Sin cgi pierde mucho

[tiredspacedragon]

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I don't know this sport.

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[qwestleon]

YOUR LIFE WILL GET 10X BETTER IF YOU LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC

[kuken-i-buken]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

[okthatsgreat]

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

[roman-risqueux]

[anglaised]

u can tell the 4chan migration on here was successful / we lost the culture war bc anytime i even touch a post regarding autism i automatically get recommended more post about it and the post will literally have phrases like “total neurotypical death” with 20k notes and a bunch of high functioning white autistic ppl rbing it happily and giggling and whatever not even caring that “tnd” is a racist dog whistle no not even a dog whistle just straight up a racist chant but if u ask them to stop using it they go “so now we cant even complain about neurotypical?????” as if thats whats being criticized instead of the fact that yall r extremely open to fascism as long as its fun

[anglaised]

to clarify any variation of “total ____ death” is just a rebranding of the nazi slogan “total nigger death” like. ur just using a nazi slogan, u cannot swap out black people in that phrase and think its okay to use now, especially if ur still using a word that starts with the letter n like im kinda sick of yall being so okay with hating black people

[catgirlwitchpiss]

Friendly reminder to use this kitty girl as your sweat rag pspsp you can trust me I might get a quick lick here and there though