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@muskaddictedkitty
y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other
“nobody wants to work anymore” WRONG! bosses do not want to pay people appropriately for their labor
i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole
they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of
hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE
Good students let their professors do as they please.
Fucking her face roughly first thing in the morning, checking her phone for her as she gags and chokes because I'm a gentleman.
"Your mom wants that recipe you were talking about."
*gluck gluck gluck*
"Oh neat, your friends went to that glass museum. We should do that!"
*gluck gags gluck gluck moans gluck gluck*
"We'll have to mind the weather today— fuck, swallow pet, there ya go, there ya go... just like that.... Yah I think you'll need a jacket my little cocksucker. Let's check out that museum, c'mon!"
Cute~
Go ahead, keep rubbing yourself to all of that disgusting porn. Keep cumming to those fantasies you wouldn't tell another soul. I'm sure it's making no long term changes to your brain at all. And if it is, you should just ignore it; it feels too good to stop anyway, right?
Dad's favorite spot
Intox is always "drug you and rape you when you're unconscious" and not enough "drug you just enough to make you stupid and clumsy and unable to fight back but fully aware of what's happening and whimpering in fear the whole time"
a LOT of kink content on tumblr is fantasy and does not reflect what kink should actually be like. it is totally ok to be turned on by these fantasies and it's good to incorporate them into your sex life in safe ways. however a lot of the hot hardcore kink scenarios that make it seem like everything was spontaneous are not necessarily lying to you, but they are leaving out the "before" part. kink requires a LOT of discussion and communication. you should not forsake this part of kink because you wanna get to sex immediately because the before and after of kink are just as important, if not more, than the during.
Worshipping my asshole
You, yes you. You are nothing more than a horny and pathetic mutt/bitch in heat. Nothing more than an obedient fucking toy for my personal pleasure. I want to corrupt you into craving my pleasure, more than you crave yours. I want to make you addicted to my voice, touch and scent.
So when we are hanging out, I might grab you by the hair and push you down on your fucking knees. I might force you to show me how lowly, filthy and disgusting you can be and start fucking rimming and sniffing my hairy ass. That’s right. Humiliating right?
I want you naked. Your pussy and ass plugged with toys. As you pathetically wag your ass like a horny toy. Then I want you to put your nose and face inbetween my ass cheeks. Nose against my asshole. And sniff. Sniff and appreciate the scent, get addicted to it, worship it. At the end of the day I want your face to be sweaty and smelling like me. I want your pussy to be dripping with lust after this task, even if knowing that I have this effect on you will frustrate you immensely.
I want you to kiss my thighs, asscheeks and hands. I want you to slobber all over my ass and eat me out like the needy ass worshipping fucktoy you are. Go on pathetic ass wipe. Go on pathetic dog. Sniff my ass. You should be fucking grateful you get the opportunity to sniff that scent. Grateful you get to be close to my ass.
So press your pretty face in there and sniff. Kiss. Lick. Until my cock is pulsating and throbbing. Until my balls are full and ready to unload. Rim me and listen to my primal groans. Rim me. And pleasure me just how I want. Rim me and listen to me praise you. Rim me. And feel my switch flip as I throw you onto the couch. Your face smelling like my sweat and ass. Your eyes glazed over in obedience and lust. Before I forcefully mount you from behind and pump load after load inside your pussy. Breeding you by force as a reward for being such a good ass worshipping little sub.
You did well. I’m proud of your little toy.
something something hot and sweaty something something getting sweat licked off me im too horny and heat brainfoggy to write