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Gregory House is a doctor that works at the Princeston-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Though he finds himself to have one major issue, or two.. He's sick. Sick in the leg. He has to lug around a cane to be able to walk properly. Another thing, he's mute, unwillingly so. And with these complications comes a series of issues his co-workers, boss, patients, and best friend has to deal with
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"WHAT'S THIS BLOG GOING TO BE ABOUT?" : My Au! Yipee! You're free to ask anybody i've currently introduced questions (that being House, Cuddy, Dusty, and Wilson [please ask questions towards them <3 literally anything])
"WHEN WILL YOU BE WORKING ON THIS?" : In my freetime! Just, something for me to share for all of you. This is just for fun though!!
"WHAT'S GOING TO BE IN THIS BLOG?" : Anything related to the au!! Art, writing, memes, animations, etc !!
FAQ !
"WHAT KIND OF CONTENT WILL BE HERE?" : PG-13/14 stuff! I want enjoyers of the show to be able to enjoy this blog as well.
"WHY IS HOUSE MUTE?" : His vocal cords are screwed up! They got screwed up around the time of his leg. As a child, he was non-verbal autistic, though.
"CAN I DO FANART FOR THIS?" : Yes! I actually have the designs of House and Wilson under the #art tag in my blog << [link!]
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'Few people want a sick doctor, even less want a sick and mute one.'
An irritable and stubborn doctor who is incredibly reclusive and cold. Dr. House finds himself hiding away in his office, unable to verbally communicate. He feels like the universe has mocked him, having gone from non-verbal autistic, then learning how to speak and express himself, before having it all ripped away from him. He's miserable most of the time. If he wasn't so skilled, his violence would get him kicked out, and in prison. Wilson advises not to try and make small talk with him, especially about family.
He has short greying hair with icy blue eyes, he's unshaven and keeps a good amount of stubble. House enjoys wearing a pale blue or white button up shirt with his chest partly exposed, sometimes covered by a different colour shirt underneath. His overcoat is a darker grey blazer which is kept open. He wears jeans, and darkly coloured shoes.
House communicates through a jacket sized flexible whiteboard which wraps around the interior of his usual coat, allowing him to write on either side. His cane is built to have a small, drilled out hole which is capable of fitting a whiteboard marker. Along the sides of his belt are straps which fit air horns, each having a different sound for different events. He refuses to use a text-to-speech machine, just like how he doesn't use a wheelchair, he sees it as a disadvantage.
His pupils are oddly shaped, leading to clumsiness and a slight struggle in vision. Unable to communicate properly, House is constantly frustrated. He mixes his Vicodin and 'other' pills, one's which he won't specify, but Wilson assures they're healthy.
His main hobby is being with hookers (that's what he tells you, it's clear he's not open. or maybe he's being sarcastic, he mentions everybody thinks he's always being sarcastic.. Is he being sarcastic about that?) He'll gladly golf or get a drink with you if your name is Wilson. Though him fooling around playing a video game, tossing around a tennis ball, or staring at a random object convincing himself it'll do something isn't uncommon .
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'I'm not just making an excuse. There's no reason he couldn't.'
A compassionate, and much more caring doctor who you'll see working around the building. Dr. Wilson is perhaps, a little too nice. He feels guilty about House, and to compensate lets House off with a little too much. He knows people don't understand House, Wilson doesn't either at times. He may be seen following House around, being his translator, making sure he doesn't have a meltdown. House writes not to make long talk with him, while House may explain it as Wilson being boring, Wilson thinks it's because House wants to be with him more; who would you rather believe?
Wilson is a brunette with more hair than House, while still keeping it on the short side. He has kind brown eyes, frequently looking like a sad, sopping wet dog. At work, unlike House, he'll wear his white coat along side a tie, frequently striped with a pale blue collared shirt. His appearance is clean and tidy.
Wilson is a licensed psychiatrist as well as his main choice of oncology, he took it to better understand people and believes it's a useful life skill. He's roughly House's age. He's glad he took it, he believes he wouldn't be able to help out as much as he does now without it. He's taught himself in ASL, and carries around a communication board and/or an AAC device. While it may be for House, he's not going to elaborate on it. He says he believes it's useful for everybody.
Wilson takes antidepressants, though he's near fine in every other regard. He has good vision and is relatively social.
He has generic hobbies, Wilson would rather spend his time being productive or helping other people. Unlike House, he would rather be surrounded by people than sit around in the dark and ponder where life will lead after it all ends.
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[Currently unfinished! terribly sick right now and busy with school </3 will update when I can. lalala.]
we were talking about this au in a server I'm in and we decided to say hi :))
I was also told to share my mute!house x deaf!wilson agenda with you
chat can we get the deaf wilson au owner up in here !?!??!!?
deaf wilson and mute house goes ABSOLUELY CRAZY THO!! /pos
also also HI HI HI HELLO! WAVES AT YOU! WAVES AT THE SERVER! YELLS A HELLO! i am so overjoyed my au is reaching more audiences !! the mute propaganda is SPREADING!
ack i forgot i could also drop hcs here so !! more hc time !!
- we all know house is a big ass nerd. So since this takes place in 2024 i propose house is into these following fandoms: Dr who. Hannibal. Greys Anatomy. Voltron. Arcane/League of Legends. Splatoon.
- chase is trans. [he is, and always will be in my heart. I love my pathetic catholic guilt aussie]
- House uses the line "everything is legal in New Jersey" [from hamilton, im so sorry] when arguing with Cuddy about doing medical malpractice. (he will malpractice anyway) (it is just in his nature)
- House definitely drops the F and T slur far too often.
- House knows and can recite the sonic fandubs from memory.
- If someone makes a stupid enough suggestion during a DDX, House will whip out his phone to start playing clown music.
THATS ALL. LOVE U KURT [/P] AND ALL OF UR HARD WORK 🫡🫡🫡
i for eel on cod no carp forgot chase wasnt canon trans ?!!??
THANK YOU i am working on my holiday art formy old men gays.. you are ALWAYS right w ur headcanons !!!!!!!
@goodoneguys @litteraltrashman @more-mousebites @island-ofthelost @h0use-0f-lies @wilson-is-a-slut @birdyboyhouse @mysideblogsaremoreimportant
Here you guys go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ill. explain his design if somebody asks
in honor of me being released [sent on break] from hell [college] this friday, have some holiday hilson in the form of shitty ahh doodle
MAN! im not on break yet. but heh.. when i am...... ;;;;;;]]]]]]]] hilson holidayz time! THANK YOU FOR MY SILLIES by the way!!!! i will repay all of my loyal followers HANDSOMELY . holds rose in mouth [with rizz
what exactly is it that compells you to keep house around? i mean sure he's good at his job but he sounds like an utter nightmare what with the violence and pills.
"He really is just that good. I'm not defending him, he really is just a miracle. And a nightmare."