(His eyes skim over yours curiously.)

PARODY BLOG OF GUEST (TR:UD) || PFP BY RABIDGRAFT (NOT OFFICIALLY ASSOCIATED W/ TRUD.)

[muteddistractor]

(A sign is hung in his place.)

“My name need not be necessary. Enjoy your stay while it lasts.”

(Some written guidelines accompany the text.)

🧨 “Refrain from making weird or sexual comments towards me, please.”

🧨 “Anybody is welcome here unless considered a direct threat. You will not be seeing me if I see it fit.”

🧨 “Generally, please do not make a mess or be disruptful. Thank you for your time. Don’t expect fast responses too often.. I’m a busy person myself.”

IN CHARACTER ACTIONS WILL BE IN RED AND BOLD. HEADCANONS FOR @muteddistractor

mod @saturnphen here again!! i had to make a blog for this silly goober..

once again, the rules apply: no nsfw asks, headcanons galore here, m!a is allowed to some extent, all interactions are welcomed and encouraged! enjoy!

[muteddistractor]

-> Hacksaw poked his head into the little house he and Guest shared within the campsite, fingers drumming against the doorway. - @hacksaw-maniac

Lo and behold, they were in bed, with the covers tucked over them! By the looks of it, they were asleep, judging by the way their face was buried in the pillow.

[hacksaw-maniac]

-> Hacksaw continues to drum his fingers against the doorway before stepping inside, closing the door behind himself and going over to the bed. He stood beside the bed, staring down at the sleeping survivor. -> This was his boyfriend, yeah, but part of him felt a little weird about just... Hovering over the other's form. He sighs and decides to just... Get into bed with Guest, hugging onto him gently.

[muteddistractor]

He let out a small, tired mumble and rolled over onto his side, now facing Noob and melting into his arms. Yep, the survivor was asleep, though he didn't look as if he were too deep in it.

[hacksaw-maniac]

-> Hacksaw flushed and stared down at Guest. He's been in this situation with his boyfriend before, many times actually, but right now it feels almost... Foreign. He had to shook off the feeling and pulled Guest close, resting his head atop of the other's head.

[muteddistractor]

He lifted one of his arms and lazily wrapped it around his boyfriend's arm, pulling himself closer and rubbing his cheek against Noob's shoulder. He wasn't currently awake enough to register the situation on its own, and it showed.

[hacksaw-maniac]

-> He stiffened a little and gently rubbed at Guest's hip, trying to let himself relax. Normally he never got this way with Guest, he never got so overly flustered and embarrassed. But Guest's sleeping form was just so damn precious to him. "Hey honey..."

[muteddistractor]

He hummed sleepily, opening his eyes and leaning back to look at Noob. He blinked once or twice before he closed them again, wrapping his other arm around Noob and pulling him in until their bodies were right up against each other’s.

[hacksaw-maniac]

-> Hacksaw couldn't help but smile and decided to carefully move the two of them, rolling onto his back and pulling Guest on top of him, bringing his one hand up and slowly rubbing circles into Guest's back. "Wouldn't be shocked if you're tired, honey... I'll be here when you're ready to wake up..."

[muteddistractor]

They leaned forward, gently pressing their forehead against Noob’s and resting it there. A small smile appeared on their face as they breathed in the other’s scent, wrapping him in a tighter embrace.

[muteddistractor]

-> Hacksaw poked his head into the little house he and Guest shared within the campsite, fingers drumming against the doorway. - @hacksaw-maniac

Lo and behold, they were in bed, with the covers tucked over them! By the looks of it, they were asleep, judging by the way their face was buried in the pillow.

[hacksaw-maniac]

-> Hacksaw continues to drum his fingers against the doorway before stepping inside, closing the door behind himself and going over to the bed. He stood beside the bed, staring down at the sleeping survivor. -> This was his boyfriend, yeah, but part of him felt a little weird about just... Hovering over the other's form. He sighs and decides to just... Get into bed with Guest, hugging onto him gently.

[muteddistractor]

He let out a small, tired mumble and rolled over onto his side, now facing Noob and melting into his arms. Yep, the survivor was asleep, though he didn't look as if he were too deep in it.

[hacksaw-maniac]

-> Hacksaw flushed and stared down at Guest. He's been in this situation with his boyfriend before, many times actually, but right now it feels almost... Foreign. He had to shook off the feeling and pulled Guest close, resting his head atop of the other's head.

[muteddistractor]

He lifted one of his arms and lazily wrapped it around his boyfriend's arm, pulling himself closer and rubbing his cheek against Noob's shoulder. He wasn't currently awake enough to register the situation on its own, and it showed.

[hacksaw-maniac]

-> He stiffened a little and gently rubbed at Guest's hip, trying to let himself relax. Normally he never got this way with Guest, he never got so overly flustered and embarrassed. But Guest's sleeping form was just so damn precious to him. "Hey honey..."

[muteddistractor]

He hummed sleepily, opening his eyes and leaning back to look at Noob. He blinked once or twice before he closed them again, wrapping his other arm around Noob and pulling him in until their bodies were right up against each other’s.

[muteddistractor]

-> Hacksaw poked his head into the little house he and Guest shared within the campsite, fingers drumming against the doorway. - @hacksaw-maniac

Lo and behold, they were in bed, with the covers tucked over them! By the looks of it, they were asleep, judging by the way their face was buried in the pillow.

[hacksaw-maniac]

-> Hacksaw continues to drum his fingers against the doorway before stepping inside, closing the door behind himself and going over to the bed. He stood beside the bed, staring down at the sleeping survivor. -> This was his boyfriend, yeah, but part of him felt a little weird about just... Hovering over the other's form. He sighs and decides to just... Get into bed with Guest, hugging onto him gently.

[muteddistractor]

He let out a small, tired mumble and rolled over onto his side, now facing Noob and melting into his arms. Yep, the survivor was asleep, though he didn't look as if he were too deep in it.

[hacksaw-maniac]

-> Hacksaw flushed and stared down at Guest. He's been in this situation with his boyfriend before, many times actually, but right now it feels almost... Foreign. He had to shook off the feeling and pulled Guest close, resting his head atop of the other's head.

[muteddistractor]

He lifted one of his arms and lazily wrapped it around his boyfriend's arm, pulling himself closer and rubbing his cheek against Noob's shoulder. He wasn't currently awake enough to register the situation on its own, and it showed.

[muteddistractor]

-> Hacksaw poked his head into the little house he and Guest shared within the campsite, fingers drumming against the doorway. - @hacksaw-maniac

Lo and behold, they were in bed, with the covers tucked over them! By the looks of it, they were asleep, judging by the way their face was buried in the pillow.

[hacksaw-maniac]

-> Hacksaw continues to drum his fingers against the doorway before stepping inside, closing the door behind himself and going over to the bed. He stood beside the bed, staring down at the sleeping survivor. -> This was his boyfriend, yeah, but part of him felt a little weird about just... Hovering over the other's form. He sighs and decides to just... Get into bed with Guest, hugging onto him gently.

[muteddistractor]

He let out a small, tired mumble and rolled over onto his side, now facing Noob and melting into his arms. Yep, the survivor was asleep, though he didn't look as if he were too deep in it.

[muteddistractor]

-> Hacksaw poked his head into the little house he and Guest shared within the campsite, fingers drumming against the doorway. - @hacksaw-maniac

Lo and behold, they were in bed, with the covers tucked over them! By the looks of it, they were asleep, judging by the way their face was buried in the pillow.

[muteddistractor]

OW

yeah

yeah i deserved that

-🍅 anon

He puts the can away and nods at you slightly apologetically. He kind of regretted doing that.

[muteddistractor]

jokes on you i wear GLASSES

-🍅 anon ig

They swipe your glasses off, spray you in the face, and place them back on your face. Forgive them, they're a bit... petty.

[muteddistractor]

gaaaaaaaay boooooo 🍅🍅tomato🍅🍅🍅🍅

(/silly im gay too)

He sprays you in the face with his can of paint. He is not very amused.

[muteddistractor]

happy new yuri

They stare at you blankly.

("...Happy new yuri?")

[hacksaw-maniac]

"Someone told me "Happy new yaoi". I just shrugged it off."

[muteddistractor]

They rolled their eyes and moved to latch onto Noob. Clingy bug.

[muteddistractor]

happy new yuri

They stare at you blankly.

("...Happy new yuri?")

[muteddistractor]

Happy new year!!!

They feel very giddy at the moment. They nod in a 'thank you' and presumably a 'happy new year' back.

[muteddistractor]

theres ankther version of you, theyre over at @/mutesurvivor-trud

Ah!

…They’re a little scared and weirded out. That wasn’t exactly something they knew could… happen.

[muteddistractor]

theres ankther version of you, theyre over at @/mutesurvivor-trud

Ah!

…They’re a little scared and weirded out. That wasn’t exactly something they knew could… happen.

[muteddistractor]

theres a second you, and i dont mean 666

He had... no clue what you were talking about.

[muteddistractor]

Do you like any music genres? Would be lovely to hear ^.^

They thought to themselves for a bit.

(“I’ve always enjoyed rock a little more than others, but I’m not picky towards expanding my music taste.”)

[hammerin-heads]

they’re gonna beat your ass in the private quote retweets /ref

"....I need one of the younger survivors ta explain ta me what that means."

[muteddistractor]

(“…It means they’re going to attack you. A lot. I think. Not something good.”)