* It's the end.

1 Jan 2015: "A young boy stands in his room..." 31 Oct 2015: [s] Terezi: Remem8er 6-? Apr 2015: The End of Homestuck Former Homestuck liveblog, now caught up. After being twoish years behind on Homestuck, I've decided to...

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Well, now that almost everyone is all together, it seems like the perfect time for Lord English to show up and kill everyone horribly. That’s what Homestuck is, right, kids dying horribly? No wait, we’d need Aradia and Vriska to show up; then we’d have all the living main characters. And whatever portion of Sollux is alive because I don’t keep track of that number any more. COME ON, there’s a hug in the background now where is that Jade hug that I’ve been complaining about for forever? Nope, we aren’t getting that, we’re just getting (some of) the gay Strilondes and their troll boy/girlfriend. And of course, this wouldn’t be complete without an uncomfortably centered shot of Jake’s tiny god tier shorts. I mean, it’s not a cod piece, but it’s close. Uh oh, what’s there? It’s... Jane’s dad! Yeah, where’s LE?

Dramatic zoom in on faces, because of course there is... and Dad still doesn’t have any eyes, for some reason. Yeah, let’s change to a different style but keep the lack of facial features besides the nose. That sure won’t be uncomfortable at all. (For the record, it is) COME ON! Everyone’s getting a hug besides Jade. THIS IS TOTAL MALARKEY! Now... wait a second. Roxy, Jake, Calliope, Jade, Rose, Kanaya, Dave, Dirk, Terezi, Jane, Karkat, John, and Dad... that’s 13. Now, where’s the four? Either that, or they’re going to sit down to dine and one* of them is going to die.

* All of them

And there go WV and PM, one final climb together to get rid of the rings, in a scene that has been seen all of... however many times they have remade Lord of the Rings. Will they be able to successfully get rid of the rings? Or is it going to be a cliffhanger for the End of Homestuck flash? Yep, it’s gonna be a cliffhanger. Or a volcanohanger. Whatever.

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Well then, it’s the final few pages. Still enough time to completely screw up the ending (which knowing Hussie, is not that unlikely of a result). Well, Roxy sure is looking awesome. It’s just a posture that says “I just killed a sexy sea witch extraterrestrial founder of a baking good syndicate, who has too much hair; what are you going to do about it?”(to which the answer is not tick her off). Also nice to see that the healer’s getting healed. Because when does that ever happen, that punching bag of raiding parties? Yay, everyone’s back together. Please tell me there is going to be a reunion hug, because there needs to be more hugs in Homestuck. Oh look, and Dad survived. Cue unfortunate death in... probably Act 7. At least he gets to reunite with his loving mother... who is actually his adopted daughter in this timeline. Sure, just go with it.

Oh fine, Dirk gets his head back. Like he was actually going to die here. There’s still one more fight for him to valiantly sacrifice his head again. It’s just time to get everyone back together for that one final charge. Well, that’s sure some sight to wake up to; the armless body of the villain who you initially thought was going to screw everything over. You remember when Jack Noir, sans Beq, was the worst threat to everyone? Me neither, that’s how long it’s been. Ah, that good old power creep of enemies. At least Calliope and Ms Paint are fine. And there’s Ms Paint being nice and selfless. He may have originally tried to kill everyone, but he’s not above medical care.

Well, I think my guess as to who would win the Vriska/Hussie fight was pretty spot on, because that is the look of someone who is really nonplussed about having to knock out some creep for the umpteenth time. But Hussie is not going to give up. Yay. No, it’s not that, it’s he’s pointing out the only enemy left. You know, the one who he should have brought up how they were dealt with in Collide. If you double die here, Hussie, you’ve only yourself to blame. Oh wow a thumbs down he sure must be quaking in his... uh... Lord English doesn’t have shoes of any kind, let alone boots.

And there we go, Caliborn gets the treasure chest which Vriska already had after he had gotten it and... time travel sure makes things weird to explain. There we go, WV, PM, and Serenity reunited. Now if only there were a third exile, one with a fondness for guns and yellow caution banners and sicknasty skateboard tricks. And PM’s letting go of the ring so they can be back to normal together. Oh wow, let’s throw the rings into a volcano, now where have I ever seen that before?

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[s] Collide

fuuuuuuuuck

(actual video reaction up later)

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There we go, we’ve got Meenah up in front, Karkat right behind, and about a metric buttload of other characters behind. Any guesses as to how long they last in the upcoming flash? My money is on 17 seconds. Oh and look who it is, It’s a Vriska. No wait, it’s the Vriska, along with Hussie. Sure, let’s see the author of the comic die horribly, too. There’s no way that could go wrong. Well, not any more wrong than Homestuck has already gone. Oh yes, a nice gap in the cracks of space time. Let’s see how long that lasts. One one-thousand, two one-thousand and the page loaded.

Hello there, English. Here to kill everyone? Who am I kidding, I know the answer’s yes. And that sure is a lot of destruction just from the sarcophagus. Yeah, rainbow flames spreading out from there doesn’t seem like a good sign. RIP Meenah, Vriska, Karkat, and all the ghosts who nobody cares about. At least your last moments will be rainbow colored. So with that, we jump to I think Caliborn in front of Yaldabaoth. You know, because of the keys that he has been fed up with for forever. And more fire, because that’s always a good sign. Fire everywhere = very good. And he meets his denizen, who looks happy. I think. It’s kind of hard to tell with the giant glowy thing around the face.

Well lookie here, it’s the dogs that Jade had to take care of. Gee, it’s almost like everyone is coming together into a giant crash for the end of Homestuck. Maybe there’s a better word for that... NAH. Anyway, it’s a race to Skaia which is probably going to get interrupted in three... two... one... uh... Okay, maybe not that quickly. Wait, what’s up? Jack seems sad about something. Or maybe it was just the lighting. Any way, he’s turned around and it’s time for the final fight between these two and cue Jade. I said, cue Jade. Wow, my sense of timing is really off with her appearance.

So yeah, just pull out your sword that’s in your stomach for the fight inside this conveniently open area of Prospit. That’s a sentence that needs a lot of context to figure out. At least they don’t seem to be harmed by it at all. AND NOW GLOWY GREEN THINGS, because that’s always a good sign. So, after a ravenous bark-off, it’s time for them to actually start fighting, with no delaying that’s going to suddenly come up. Well, I was talking about Jade, but cutting back to Caliborn works. And then to the ghosts. Is the rest of this going to be cut backs to where we were before? Jake against the felt, Stridrezis in the Jack-Off, A big collection of kids against Condy, Collide.

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So, Jade and Calliope are making their way to the Green Sun. This was the really strenuous job for Jade of pressing z to advance time. And aww... it’s sad that we won’t get to see this alternate Calliope again, though I feel as if she is going to be seen in the end of act flash. Just call it a hunch. AWW Jade looks so sad. Stop giving me ridiculous feels, Homestuck. And yes, the famous Arachoperson line, “With great power comes great liability”. And it’s time to have some fun with space powers, aka, mess around with these ridiculous everything-breaking things you can do. Though that does sound like Calliope’s going to be blowing up the sun. COME ON, ANOTHER SAD JADE? Why must you do this to me? Is the rest of this update just going to be sad Jades?

Nope, there’s a Davepetasprite. Well this is going to go well. Of course Davepeta is going to fight Lord English. Because is a giant army of all sorts of ghosts stands no chance against him, a single cat-bird-boy-girl-human-troll-sprite agglomeration stands a much better chance. Just remember, not everyone who flies into the sun is a piece of garbage. Just cat-bird-boy-girl-human-troll-sprite agglomerations. Oh yeah, to find the big abomination who is destroying all of space-time, I guess you could follow all the cracks and be boring about it. And they’re happy that someone finally has to deal with time nonsense besides Dave. Because we all know how much Dave has to deal with it, and how fun it is (A: A lot and not much). Also, technical terminology of a bird douche. Oh good, space is lonely. That probably also means blood is super gay and light is being an obnoxious prick. And Jade sounds so sad, please give her a hug.

And here’s an obvious fact of the day: Having way too many memories is bad for you. I’m glad we could clear that up. And would you two please just hug already? I mean, you have cat, dog, and bird... that’s like all the animals. Oh good, Davepeta is going to wake Jade up, but not before being cagey. That’s like... doubly annoying... Or you can kiss her. Not the hug that I was looking for, but it’ll somewhat do. And that is an... interesting face. And you’re going to claw her to wake her up. Brilliant. And she’s with a reminder from someone. Let’s see how this goes, presumably after cutting away for a bit.

Or not. Hi, WV. And... Calliope. Is there anyone else here we should know about? Has the Aimless Renegade made his return from the dead, bringing back Problem Sleuth and a duck? No, Calliope's just going to point out the note, which should have been fairly obvious. "Wait, what's this piece of paper that keeps hitting me while I'm walking?" Okay, that's a helpful piece of advice. Just throw all the dogs together. That's how fighting works, right? Rock beats rock, so just throw them together. Aww, that's nice Dave (I'm presuming), but still, JADE REMAINS UNHUGGED. THIS MUST BE FIXED. Even if I have to break into the comic somehow and do it myself.

Wait, uh, where'd she go? She's there one panel, and gone the next, and I don't think either of them are animated, unless if it's not loading (which is a distinct possibility). I don't think that's a good sign. WHO CARES We're going to LoTaK, with the Striders and adopted sister Terezi. I mean, she wears shades and intentionally makes shitty art, so what's the difference? And they're asking who barked. This is the important question everyone asks at least twenty times an hour. And come on, why do you think it's Jade? Just because she's a dog girl and oh wait it is Jade. And Dave is not one to mince words. Those three words answer most any Homestuck question about "is this supposed to".

So, is it time for everyone's favorite bedtime story? Oh good, she's not sleeping. Watch as either a) Everything goes wrong immediately, b) She falls asleep, or c) Hussie screws with us by cutting away from this. Well, C was sort of right, given that it was Jade who cut away, not the scene. Also, that was a great line to leave them with. Oh boy, one last lightning round question. Is it going to be "cat lips?"? Oh wait, Dave goes first, and here comes their enemy, and Dirk doesn't care whatsoever. However, the other Jack is sneaking in behind them, so I think the best thing to do is just shout "TURN AROUND" at my screen and hope they listen. And... that is a great question. Didn't you ask Davesprite that when he said one last question? Well, now they realise they are surrounded, and we don't get the answer to the question. YAY.

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So, [s] Collide came out really early this morning. Perfect time to read the ~120 pages that came out after [s] Terezi: Remember, am I right? LET’S GET BACK TO THIS!

Okay, LoMaX with someone coming in. And it’s Spades Slick. Wow, everyone in the Midnight crew died to Time Shenanigans. Couldn’t the same be said of pretty much everyone else in Homestuck? Just saying. Really, you don’t like Aurthour? What’s next, disliking Nepeta? Yeah, good luck with that revenge and why is Jake posing like an imbecile with Zillypistols and a Mad Hatter hat presumably from Jasproseprite? Well, looks like Jake found Spades. Wait, is this going where I think it is? Does Spades seriously believe that Jake is Lord English? I mean, I know that was a pretty popular theory back in the day but come on.

AND OVENS AWAY. Yeah, you might be in some trouble there, Jake. Oh wait, correct terminology, “a spot of some trouble, old chap”. Think he understood that? And Spades is planning something not good. Until something more not good comes along and it’s... another Jack. YAY WE’RE GONNA HAVE A JACK OFF. Innuendo fully intended. And continuity gets shot to pieces and we don’t care because robot eyes are cool. That is a mathematical fact. Oh right, the casino thing that nobody whatsoever forgot because who cares about tiny details when there is going to be a Jack-off.

So putting the Jack-off behind us, we’re off to Derse, where... colors are standing ready to fight. Jane Roxy John Rose Kanaya if I’m not mistaken in my colors. Oh good, I haven’t forgotten. Time to fight everyone’s favorite extraterrestrial founder of a nefarious baking good syndicate. Rose’s words, not mine. And John didn’t realise. Well, this is already going well. And no more stunning breakdowns in a flash to overly dramatic music. Oh well. At least we still have the old ones to fondly remember. So it's just time to fuck up sexy sea lady with too much hair. This time, John's words.

Anyway, it's the ridiculous grave sword that no longer is a grave marker because of Jaspersprite. Good point, rogues just steal stuff. And that's why she had it. Such inspirational reasons. Oh look, everyone's watching something. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it something which is going to murder them all? It's Condy! So, the last one. And... she doesn't look happy. Well, everyone's getting ready to fight. Wonder what this big end of act thing's going to be. Definitely not a huge fight, nope. Oh, who's that in the window, I say as if I can't tell it's Jane's Dad. Let's look forward to the cheerful reunion and he dies, doesn't he.

He's so proud. Unlike Karkat, who's being a lazy slob and just lying on the ground. There princess, are you cheered up after that nap? Just in time to meet Meenah, too. Who tries to recruit him into the dream army. At least she can tell the dreamers from the dead. Also, the odds of them actually killing LE at this time I'm putting at an optimistic... 0%. Yeah, Meehan thinks it might stick but... not them. All the ghosts of ever probably aren't going to do a thing. Even with the ridiculously tiny army. Oh yes, everyone's favorite character, "Doomed Equius #45832 who is wearing a saucy maid outfit for some reason". No character could ever top him. And Karkat's going to be on the front line, aka, the death zone. And he's goign to give a speech. Is it bad that I'm hoping for it to be hilariously bad? AWW Karkles care about Davey. Isn't that sweet?

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Homestuck has resumed updating.

Wow! Let me go talk about those recent updates on the forums OH WAIT.

Actually, I haven’t gotten around to reading them yet; been busy with classes. Should I finish up on here, or just punt it?

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one of us! one of us! one of us!

You know, my first thought when reading this was “wait a second, I didn’t get Undertale”. And then I realised “oh wait, that’s just in one of the Skype chats that I’m in”, and by the ‘us’, you mean ‘someone who finished Homestuck’.

Well, at least nothing bad happened the last time I was on the most recent page of Homestuck when it wasn’t going to update for a while (aka, that’s exactly why I got behind in the first place)

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So... Video react?

Yeah, Mm-hmm, Ooooh, Definitely, Gese, Yeah, Totes, 👍, OK, Okay, Sure, Sure thing, Yea, Yep, Yup, Yeeeeeees, Yesssssss, Yiss, Kewl, Cool, Okie, k, kk, Yas, 👏, 🙏, 😊, 😎, Certainly, Of course, Definitely, Absolutely, By all means, You bet, Alrighty, Fo sho, Totally, Indeed, Positive, YES.

Why yes, I totally did go to a website that had many alternate ways of saying "yes”. What ever made you think that?

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Twenty twenty twenty one pages to gooo; I wanna be updated. Nothing to do, somewhere to gooo; I wanna be updated. And... that’s like all the lyrics I care to do. Not know, because I had to look up what the second couplet was. I swear that's going to be the last 70's song of which I don't know more than the lyric containing the title used in this liveblog. ANYWAY...

Oh great, as Terezi's flying away, we get a greeting from some Scorpio character. And if I had to guess which one, it's gonna be good ol' Jerkface. Or, it's the other way around. Well, if she's not answering, she's probably still to flabbergasted about Tavros actually being useful. Well, Terezi gets the stage all to herself, so what's she going to say? Aww, sweet and charming bunch of losers. That describes everyone in Homestuck. Remember, if you aren't part of a sweet and charming bunch of losers, you're just part of a regular bunch of losers. Like the [insert your least favorite sports team here]. And the revelation of why it's hard for her to say stuff directly. Because these are in a totally private thing where they won't get read by, oh, about 200k unique people. Wait, Terezi acted on ideals? Wow, I didn't know she was N. Or Hilbert, but N's more fun and Hilda was totally the protag of Gen V. Here's why Vriska pities you Terezi: SHE'S AN ASSHOLE. Aww, Terezi; you don't need anyone. You just need your cutely creepy sense of humor.

Okay, now that page is kind of annoying to see. Bright red on dull teal. OUCH. Wow, it's been so long, you can't even remember your original session. And you can't remember about the alternate dead selves. Honestly, if anyone would remember that, I'd think it would be the mind player, as opposed to the spritesquareds. Wait, what if there was an alternate version of her to figure out how to do that, but our version can't remember so... okay yeah I'm depressing myself. So, is there going to be a counter for how many times she uses remember, because right now her text is looking very sustainable sustainable sustainable sustainable sustainable. Oh yeah, and wishing Vriska "luck". Like she needs it and/or it matters. Wait, more messed up than she lets on? SHE'S INCREDIBLY MESSED UP FROM WHAT SHE DOES! And thus endeth the log.

Wait, what's she noticing? WHAT? AWW, she's crying. I just want to go and give her a big hug; even bigger than that between Davepeta and ARquius. And... now she's glowing. That's either a really good thing or a really bad thing, and given that she's sad, I'm guessing the former. That's how it works out, right? If someone's doing well, and then starts glowing, whatever they're doing is about to get powered up. If someone is all but defeated, and then starts glowing, everything's going to turn around. If it's in the middle, and then sudden glowing, well they're screwed. And it's Terezi teal glowing. Yeah, that's definitely on the good side of glowing. Or... mindy. IS SHE DOING A MINDY THING THAT'S GOING TO REMEMBER? I mean, teals are teals so it's easy to get mistaken at first but this sure seems mindy. And now we get the flashing neuron-esque pattern so prototypical of mind stuff. Terezi's doing the mindy thing. And the end result of this is... To be continued...

Oh no, not I! I will update! Oh, as long as I know how to read, I know I will dictate! I've got one more page to go, I've had all of this to show, And I'll update! I will update! Hey– Hey! Come on. Fine then. I'll just take my horrible mangling of songs elsewhere.

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You know, I should go around introducing myself "to the first power", because what better way to sound overly haughty than that? And the lesson we've learned from this is on a tea date, never shake hands with yourself. Aww, it's so great how ARquius is apologising. Let's just say that he's not the only one crying. And now they're going to RP about why ARquius literally stinks. Because this is Homestuck, and anything is fair game. Oh no, ARquius is going to get his muscles touched. Everyone, this is a sign of the end of the world. And it's going to turn into a bro hug bump. May Hussie have mercy on our lack-of-souls. IT'S GONNA HAPEN. Please be overly dramatic music. [i]Please[/i] be overly dramatic music. YES IT'S OVERLY DRAMTIC MUSIC WITH MEOWS AND NEIGHS AND NOW A BIRD CAWING AND THE WOLF THIS IS THE BEST FLASH EVER IT IS AT LEAST 413612% BETTER THAN CASCADE. Glad that it gave the reference; I would have never figured it out. You know, I agree, there will never be anything better than this page. I should just end the liveblog here, about thirty pages away from the end because nothing is ever going to top this. Every single thing has lead to this? How could I have been so blind? I mean, just look at the first page. There's... uh... green. That's half of Davepeta's colors. SEE? And I haven't lost count, it's currently on loop number seven so there. Oh wait, eight. It just restarted. So yeah, I think I can once and for all say that this is the end of Homestuck (9th loop). Never mind the remaining pages. Oh, did Hussie delete all of Homestuck? I have no clue, despite the fact that I'm reading this. So let's move on as the tenth loop ends.

Oh, someone's back on the lillipad. Who? Ah, it's Roxy, who we never got to see her very important hug. Everything's falling together, just in time for it to all fall apart during the final battle. And they get to see the great swirl in the sky that is all the grist from Skaia released by one half of the bro hug. Well, it looks like they need a ring, so why don't you just defeat everyone first and then use one of theirs. If you do it early, honestly, the frog's just going to get massacred. And John's noticed the lack of Karkat. So, how are you going to get out of this one? Oh right, "meditating". With blitzed chakras. Man, we're really getting ancient with those callbacks. "This doesn't sound like Kark–" "SHHHH!" And come on, how could you have engaged in enough BS if you one, haven't seen Davepeta and two, didn't see page 9828? Anyway, we get yet another of those contradictions, like John's not a leader, Dave's not a hero, Karkat's not adorable, Rose isn't mega ultra gay... So it's time to sneak attack. Let's hope none of them roll a 4 for their stealth check BAM ANCIENT REFERENCE OF MY OWN. So of course he pulls an academy awards and thanks everyone ever. But it's not a good speech, this coming from the lurid purple prose user. In more ways than one. Yeah, I don't think anyone could memorise her speeches. And Dave's using the plush thing, which makes it really hard to communicate clearly. Glad to see that Hussie is not one for shying away from using the medium to convey details (as opposed to using The Medium, which he also does). Oh boy, the rocket dragon wings. I still need a pair of those. Arguably, everyone does, but that'd probably be too expensive. PCHOOOOO.

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Oh look where we’re going into, it’s where Dirk and Dave are. Gee, wonder if someone’s going to show up. Or more accurately, some birdcat. Well, it looks like we’re starting at Dirks’ house, which has gotten a whole lot taller. Glad to see that someone’s following a part of the plan. And apparently, that someone is ARquius. Wow, that's a huge thing. Nice to see that apparently, the last needed object for SBURB is free, just like the first needed objects. Also, because it seems like you need beaucoup grist at this point and why waste any of it. And... it's glowing. The whole building is glowing. I'm half tempted to say that that's not a good thing, except I'm pretty sure that's the design intention. Oh, it's SBURB; how can anything be a good thing? WHOA, that's a huge spray of grist. Who wants to bet we zoom out and see the exact same thing from the other seven planets? Oh look what it is; a zoom out on the entire Incipisphere, and there's grist being jettisoned from all of the planets. Who could have ever foreseen such a sight from just the last few pages, myself excluded because wow was that obvious. Aww, ARquius is just staring up at the magnificent sight, and that some birdcat who I thought would have showed up earlier has, unsurprisingly arrived. You know, it makes sense, given that it's Equius and Nepeta. They have to see each other at least one more time because it would be cruel not to show that. Like the hug that Roxy obviously gave Calliope and we never got to see either. And now it's a Meow%ican STRONGoff. Because why get one pun when you can get two and a typing quick?

And look, now we're at the other group of people who I thought would have been there and are likely to get greeted by Davepeta. Yeah, put me in the club of the zero people who are totally surprised by both Dirk and Dave's bass-ackwards way of describing stuff. Glad to see that the communication that Dirk and AR had is still going on. And also glad to see that Dirk really has no clue why he made AR in the first place. I mean, if you could make a computer copy of yourself, the reason why you do so is because you can, not for any "good" reason. Oh come on, Dave's computer art is... well... uh... MOVING ON. The latest, and probably last Homestuck PSA: Don't modify your own mind. Other people's minds, okay. Your own? Yeah, don't. Also, don't let Bro near children, though I guess that was kind of obvious. Nice, now we won't have Dave venting for the next sixteen years. Hasn't it been long enough by now for Hussie to take a sixteen-year break and still have on average one update a day? So Hussie's going to have the Omegapause last until then and then update with Dave venting. You heard it here first. And Dirk's so glad to have helped your venting. Aww, and they "have" a family crest. It's totally been made by fans already, right? Do I even need to answer that? Oh good, and they're going to do a lightning round. Let me guess that it gets "interrupted" by Davepeta. And it's always fun to regale how Dave came to be with Bro. Oh man, apparently something exciting happened to Ben Stiller. I don't think we're going to find out, though. And then there's always time fun where everyone sent John the same present. At least there wasn't a countdown for this fun part of SBURB. And I'm pretty sure that Lil Seb was also the same rabbit. Because I think by rule, all the bunnies have to be the same bunny in Homestuck. And nobody knows where the bunny is now because of stupid juju nonsense. And seeing Dirk just floating on Lil' Cal would be cute. Creepy, but cute. And nobody knows what's going on in the lightning round except for Roxy. Well, better bring her over here. Oh yeah, 99% sure that Davesprite is dead and won't reappear as a surprise surprise. Which is correct, because Davepetasprite will reappear as a stupid surprise. And honestly, like 95% of everything that's happened in Homestuck sounds far-fetched; there's no need to doubt the meteor.

Oh good, we do get to learn about Ben Stiller. Crucified on the Washington Monument. O-kay. But obviously the worst insult is cleaning up the SBaHJ movies and releasing them rationally to everyone. Making people suffer through SBaHJ and defeating its purpose in the first place. No wonder the batterwitch is so evil. At least John's going to be happy about finally defeating the evil entity which stole Gushers from the side of good. That's all John cares about, right? Aww, but the last time John had a mental breakdown was so hilarious, with the overly dramatic music. Everything needs overly dramatic music. Except for dramatic scenes, which need hilariously underdramatic music. Like switching the music in Undertale for the battle with Lesser Dog with that battle. Both fights, vastly improved. And hey, when everyone totally survives the final battle, then Dirk will be able to meet everyone. To take a line from these two, the odds of that happening are about -413%. And we get to reminisce on the Dirk Jake relation that went so well. Not. Nice to see the adult versions both died in the same way. Yet another Strider similarity. Wow, urban legends about your-alternate-self. That's always a great thing to have. And those are totally hilarious and even though probably none of them are canon I would want all of those to be true. Nice to see that the two of them have plans for the future: Dead stuff and puppet porn bots. If you're going to have a plan, have a great plan. And so of course, the last question in the lightning round is Dirk's second-stupidest outfit. Second stupidest of everyone's outfits, only to Jake's god tier ensemble. Just remember, don't question the comfortable poofy asshole pants. Question Jake's speedo as much as you want, though. At least we'll apparently get to see the hat shirt again. Now if only he had a hat hat. And then took a picture of that hat hat and put it on a hat. That's the kind of Homestuck clothing we need. And look, they're to Jake's outfit. It's like I knew it was horrendous. And after all that, now it's a serious and important question of how to tell your friends about not straight. Obviously not needing help on how to tell Rose because yeah.

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Hey, what if you just count the 12 matter fermions (6 quarks + 6 leptons) instead of the 6 quarks and 6 antiquarks? I think it makes a bit more sense.

Look, those words mean nothing to me; I don’t do particle physics. All I know is that there’s protons, neutrons, and electrons, and those are all made up of quarks, and that there are six total quarks, and there’s also antimatter.

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We're back to Jade's land, and the only person of note able to talk at the moment is Calliope. I mean, it's exciting, but when everyone else is asleep... At least she gets to meet WV. Now how could she ever figure out he's the mayor? I mean, it's not like he's wearing a sash with the label from a mayo can with an R drawn on it. And WV's ever so glad to point out that fact. And lo, there's Jade, with... a note. Seriously, how far back will these references go? I'd hope this one doesn't refer to Farmstink Buttlass, though. We've all outgrown those days, haven't we? And... you're not going to read the note. But that's the point! Notes are meant to be read.

Instead of that, we'll be going to the sleeping Jade and the alternate Calliope. At least we get to see the pretty cracks in reality. Also, I'm just iffy about being with all the broken space where LE was because LE WAS THERE. And then we get all the fun of space and time and what not. Because it's not confusing enough for one aspect; no, we need two in about seventeen mutually perpendicual dimensions. Or, apparently all twelve. Provided, of course, there aren't any aspects that haven't shown up in Homestuck. Now, allow me to horribly misapply particle physics, but apparently each aspect and it's antiaspect are in pairs making everything in the outer ring up, like quarks. There you go, the aspects are different quarks. I mean, there are twelve, if you count the antiquarks. I'm not going to waste time now on figuring out which is which, though. Later, maybe. And then by breaking space, everything becomes more rigidly defined. You got this? No? Neither does anyone else. Aha! There's the Green Sun (insert color). At least she's being helpful and not ruining everyone else's plans. And that last line sounds really... bad. Like black hole destroying everything ever bad. Mainly because that's what it sounds like. Oh look! Jade's made of star stuff! Yes, I had to make that joke. Go on, follow her. You won't learn any more about space without her, and being a space player, that's probably very important.

So with that dealt with, time for Rose to deal with just having dated Dave. Freud totally isn't having a field day. And Devepeta is totally taking it well, as a birdcatrollhuman. Look, it's Homestuck; it doesn't need to make sense. Wow, I think Jasprose is getting what Rose got from her. Although if Davepeta were to meet Dave, I don't think it'd go the same way. Glad to see the RPing stuck. And now we get more gender things. Good for you, Homestuck. Having more non-cishet characters than *insert pretty much any work before 2014*. But three seconds into existence and already asking the hard-hitting questions? Give 'em a week, and they'll be discussing Hegel and Heidegger like it was The Cat in the Hat. Aww, Jasprose is lonely, now that she's reminded of everything. Top of the problems of squaring sprites: Way too many whoevers. Now that Davepeta is just a walking collection of dead Daves, everything's going to go wrong now, right? And now Jasprose can't date Nepetasprite. Yes a shame, but also good comeuppance for sort of how Rose was feeling. Wow, that sure was going to be a fast romance. Though I too do like the more smug Rose. And now they're going to keep on dating. Well, of course it's the one who's part troll, accustomed to the incestual slurry of their mating rituals. See, I knew the one part that wasn't having any issues with the relationship. And I'm also glad that the Dave part is keeping on making such slips still happens. Oh great, and Davepeta just wants to go and fight Lord English. Just newly created and already doing something that will likely result in their untimely end. And Rose wants to script out RPs. Come on now, like half the fun comes from the improv. Well, at least we'll get Davepeta while they... want to meet up with someone first. Is it going to be Dave? Or the other people on the meteor? Well, off they go to somewhere else.