Mutton Schlops

An attempt to express myself thru words and shitpostings

[legalizegay]

Must watch

[capacity]

This could save the world you know

[beboots]

[antivan-surana]

@eazzy--pink

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[muttonschlops]

I'm so upset, I love veggies and now I can't trust my tasty friends 😔

[muttonschlops]

Oh you poor sweet robin, I hope death came as swiftly as the window did...

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[muttonschlops]

I think this is exactly why thirteen is considered a 'bad luck' number.

Eleven and twelve have special names because as humans we can count to 12 on our fingers. But if we need to count to thirteen we're outta fingers, bad news.

[muttonschlops]

Oh no, that's... that's a silicone throat fuckable of my comfort monster...

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[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[anxietyproblem]

[muttonschlops]

I think I felt this way because my parents had taught me to be intolerant of suffering. You know, being that they were intolerant of my depression too.

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[tkthegoddess]

Always a reblog. 💋

[lyra-invisa]

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

[muttonschlops]

I lost my Grandmother to breast cancer. She had shingles prior and doctors mistook her pain and suffering as a lasting effect of the shingles. We wouldn't learn it was breast cancer until it was too late.

I love you Grandma ❤️

Check your breasts, it could save your life.

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[tkthegoddess]

Always a reblog. 💋

[lyra-invisa]

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

[thememedaddy]

[muttonschlops]

I read this as the seasoning and I was quite confused

[thememedaddy]

[muttonschlops]

I think it's beautiful. In all the ways I try to shun societal expectations and norms in my life; I like to keep this one.

Sure it's awkward and silly, but that's the joy of it. If you let shame get in the way of a happy birthday song then why are we here and trying to be social?

If my friends can't bear to sing me happy birthday why would I trust them with my deepest fears? My insecurities? When they're stopped by a cute childhood ritual?

Plus secretly there's so much joy in watching a group of people suddenly try to insert a name (or better, many names) into the pacing of the song. Love it.

[thememedaddy]

[muttonschlops]

I turn mine into magnets to avoid the issue entirely

[bnq]

dog goes gorp

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[muttonschlops]

What about 2026?

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[muttonschlops]

Ooh, lovely idea!

"How rude, I'm deeply offended that I was not worth the time to email me yourself."

[muttonschlops]

Getting cerment poured tomorrow and my teeth won't stop itching

They yearn for the crete