chaos

ENTP.

[torracat]

why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk

[perezsoso]

how did it go?

[torracat]

[justanother-girl]

THE GREATEST TWEET OF ALL

[ohhaicody-deactivated20200724]

As if I didn’t already love him.

[poyzn]

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

[princem4rtian]

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

[phiftycent]

oh my god

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[coelasquid]

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

[muturnt]

moon: hey y'all i'm gonna do some cool shit tonight

clouds:👀

[zackisontumblr]

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

yes babe

you’re cute

of course i will bring you snacks

my dick is 3 feet long

you’re always right babe i’m sorry

[pochowek]

[lesbianrey]

me in 2017 getting buff, staying hydrated, shit talking trump, and taking my medication: this is all for you carrie

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*takes wedding photos with a Nintendo DSi*

[wabisabiforrobots]

[gasparo73]

The most “says it all” illustration I’ve seen all year.

[loudman1]

P

[xionin]

Reblog the hell out of it, then. Notes for daaaaaaays.

[lynnryates]

again, because censorship sucks.

[toiletoftheworld]

Save it to ur phones and get it printed and spread it around town 👌

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

skdjjdksjcjdjsjs

[memewhore]

[muturnt]

person: how has your day been?

me: ??????? i don't know, i don't remember

[peashooter85]

Mark Twain with his Colt Model 1903 pistol, 1908.

[sexhaver]

i cant stop thinking about this picture. the stance. the white suit. the way the gun looks like he’s just making a gun symbol with his fingers. the way his eyebrows are more prominent than his mustache. his fucking neck

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

this man’s name is FL Studio

[santas-clauze]

hes inside michael de santas house

[wayneradiotv]

this man is the human version of a donkey kong 64 enemy

[bettedavisgf]

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

[tarmalade]

A family that roasts together stays together