muffin muffin

i desperately need to redo this blog 21 | any prns

[muufi]

hi idk if anyone follows me here but I'm now at @muffinsoven :) yippe

[lmaonade]

umm won t you please reoblog my poll? for sample size? 🥺

if your poll was good and mattered to me i would share it without you asking. but since you asked. super no. and i hope you die also

[deanwinchesterapologist]

i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images

[45percenterthen]

SPEECH PATTERNS WRAPPED. This year you absorbed 27 NEW PHRASES FROM ONLINE into your DAILY VERNACULAR. You opened a conversation with 'hi for the love of god hello' 32 TIMES! You enjoyed BLORBO from YOUR SHOWS for 298 HOURS! Your top artist was LITTLE GERMAN BOY from the CAVE OF BLÜNTSMOKEN

[volatilemask]

you always slip away

[nekurothings]

🟩

[sunnydayaoe]

He has every disease.

[stinkgh-deactivated20240712]

Me as a kid rubbing my fingers across the screen of my gba to pet my lv 67 Mightyena so it won't faint this turn & attack through confusion to finally beat the E4 having no knowledge of type matchups or proper teambuilding but relying solely on the power of love & friendship (&RNG) to win

[stinkgh-deactivated20240712]

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP IS NOT LIMITED BY THE LIKES OF YOUR PUNY TECHNOLOGY. FRIENDSHIP. IS. MAGIC.

[runby2]

If you ever need reassurance that you’re smart I’ll share the fact I found out rice isn’t a noodle and it’s actually a plant literally last year

[runby2]

Just to be clear I’m incredibly smart and I’m not selling myself short this just wasnt my best hot boy moment

[robin-the-robo]

Hey, I have a question. What are noodles made out of?

[runby2]

I was under the assumption that it was boiled bread.

[scribblesugar]

Why would anyone boil bread that isn't bagels and why did I have to be punched in the guts twice by these revelations

[runby2]

Why are you boiling your bagels

[runby2]

Today I learned from 10 people that you make bagels by boiling them

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

you what

[chihuahualovr]

You what

[dicksmasher]

[greenreticule]

[id: aggressive red all-caps text saying “THIS POST IS ABOUT KNUCKLES. DO NOT DERAIL”, flanked by pictures of the Sonic character Knuckles. end id]

[runby2]

thanks for adding the id but what the fuck

[palant1r]

dark reunion saiki continues

[muufi]

hi i wrote a saiki kusuo oneshot check it out if you dare

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

it's just silly and fun :] genuinely.

[dead-in-a-ditch]

[dead-in-a-ditch]

can i have 4 more of these little blond bitches?

[lattecos]

breaking my tumblr hiatus for saiki and saiki only

[imposterogers]

‘it’s just trendy to hate on marvel’ no. marvel has done this to themselves. they overwork underpaid and non unionized vfx artists, they don’t allow actors to have access to the full scripts, they gloat about continuity but don’t have consistency, very few of the writers care even slightly about the characters or the source material, and they have gone for quantity over quality / are overproducing their product to the point of consumer exhaust. they are a multi billion dollar creative monopoly that should be held accountable

[the-artificem]

sometimes i think about how my all-girls catholic school’s idea of a PE class was to pair two girls up, teach us how to dance tango (one of the most sensual dances) for a whole sem, and have us perform it as an exam with one girl wearing a dress and the other girl wearing a coat and tie and how theyre still completely baffled on why almost half of their students are gay

[argumate]

so conversion therapy works but only in one direction huh

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

person: reanimating corpses for use in battle is unethical

necromancer: I am recycling

person: now someone has to go and fight the corpses

necromancer: I am also, consequently, creating jobs

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

you laugh, but some necromancer is out there setting up a PowerPoint presentation