put his ass in the shredder

I DO NAWT USE THIS ACCOUNT ANY MORE !!!! this web site make me angry

[fka-aj-deactivated20241123]

Hate how we’re starting to be like “having a niche interest in something = autism” in the same way that “i like to be organized/need my colored pencils in order = ocd” used to be repeated

[roastbeasts-deactivated20250517]

take my quiz boy

if the spelling of the names are weird it's coz i'm using the official translated english version of the adventurer's bible. it's the only d

[neverwonderneverremember]

we know about your abortion 🤡🤡🤡

you know i'm actually quite famous as the first trans woman to ever get an abortion. yeah. after my bottom surgery i actually went and got pregnant on purpose JUST so i could abort it. "abort that thang!" - my catchphrase

[medakakurokami]

[catmask]

i'll be like i'm okay with solitude ive made my peace with it and then someone like remembers a singular fact about me or says like 'oh where were you? we were worried we missed you!' and i feel like my entire facade melts away and im like oh okay i missed you too. im so glad you missed me so i can miss you too

[chabamatsus]

i'm NOT sorry about not rbing danganronpa

[calware]

when i'm in a "canonical f/f romantic pairing that had lasting impacts on both the source material as well as the fans reading it that consistently gets overshadowed by far less relevent m/m pairings" competition and my opponent is vrisrezi

[calware]

vrisrezi is heavily woven into homestuck's plot and themes about growing up, cycles of abuse, the tragedy and hardships of friendship and love, etc. to the point where a LOT of act 5 (and act 6 when it isn't about the alpha kids) either focuses on them or focuses on the ramifications of their relationship. but it's fine how davekat (which, let's be real, showed up at the very end for only 15 minutes) is the most popular ship in the fandom. it's fine. it's fine

[batshit-auspol]

6 News Australia, run by 16 year old Leonardo Puglisi and his friends in between classes at school, is one of Australia's leading sources of political news.

The news outlet regularly breaks stories, and has previously interviewed many of Australia's leading politicians including the Prime Minister and opposition leader during the last election.

The outlet is currently in beef with the Queensland state government after publishing leaks that they are planning to sack the Premier.

[batshit-auspol]

Update: the 16 year olds have unseated a Premier

[hrokkall]

"Sad Cat Poem" by Spencer Madsen

[arthoesunshine]

how to stop isolating yourself?? the answer is give up on code and hidden messages. love fully and loudly and truthfully and always. be deliberate. be open. feel everything. but won’t it be hard? won’t it hurt? yes!!!! yes.

[batshit-auspol]

Feb 2022: Prime Minister Scott Morrison tries to convince voters he understands the common man by cosplaying as a welder while visiting a workshop.

However he fails to convince voters of his working-class cred after making the baffling decision to remove his mask mid-weld, in order to see better.

After this fiasco, Morrison's government also quietly shelved their plan to allow children to drive forklifts.

[batshit-auspol]

An oft forgotten facet of this batshittery was that moments before this photo was taken, while picking up a mask, Morrison told nearby tradies “I’ve done this before … on the tools once again”

Then asked by an interested sparkie if that meant he had previously worked as a tradesman, Morrison immediately replied "Oh, no."

[ao3femslashtop100-tournament]

AO3 Femslash Top 100: Semi-Finals

Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) vs Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket (Homestuck)

Gideon/Harrow (The Locked Tomb)

Terezi/Vriska (Homestuck)

Voting ended onNov 16, 2023

[batshit-auspol]

If you're in Australia you'll already know this, but for our international readers, basically the whole of Australia ground to a halt today because one of our two mobile/internet networks - Optus - just completely shat its dacks for about 9 hours, taking out the country's phones, internet and banking.

The funniest part though, is that apparently when the national broadcaster tried to reach out to find out what was going on - they discovered the quite forseeable problem that everyone at Optus used Optus for their phone and internet, so there was basically no way for their company to contact anyone inside or outside the company to work out what was going on or to try and fix it.

What a country.

[batshit-auspol]

Brought to you by the country that couldn't do the 2016 census because the website crashed on census night after they received an "unexpected DDoS attack" that turned out to be the population of Australia trying to fill out the census.

[cadmusfly]

-- Source

[batshit-auspol]

The Optus CEO having to WhatsApp call into the ABC from a local Maccas wifi rather than resorting to using Telstra, the only working mobile network, will never not be funny

[batshit-auspol]

This got #Australia trending on tumblr. Good grief.

[batshit-auspol]

Important update:

[akamatsuzine]

🎹 🎶 PREORDERS OPEN! 🌙 🌸

"H-Huh? Wh-What am I wearing?"

Preorders for "Overture" and "Unfinished Symphony" are now open until December 20th! Check out our bundles and stretch goals in the readmore below!

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[wombrion]

[ypandaanimation]

Ghost Pokemon - Halloween 2023

Thank you for the support on this project! Now to the next one!

[llamagoddessofficial]

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD

[cock-holliday]

*genderbends a cis male character by making him a he/him butch* (nothing about his appearance changes)