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Tanjiro, Injured on the Ground: Please don't kill me, I have a Sister!

Demon: You think I care?!

Tanjiro: No.. This isn't a Plea for Mercy, Its a warning..

Demon: Wha—

//The Demon bursts into Pinkish Flames\\

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Inosuke: I feel like shit

Nezuko: Well you did eat a lot of Play doh..

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Inosuke: Mozuko! Me, Monitsu and Monjiro got you Friendship Bracelets!

Zenitsu, Getting dragged by Ino: Don't drag Nezuko into this madness—

Tanjiro, Getting dragged as well: Oh god...

Nezuko, Not looking over: Sure. Can you put it on me? I'm quite busy right now.

Inosuke: Okay!

//Inosuke proceeds to Handcuff Nezuko to Tanjiro, Who was handcuffed to Zenitsu, Who as well was handcuffed to Inosuke\\

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Ume/Daki, Taping a Knife onto a Roomba: Be free my darling Child

Gyutaro, With a Cut on his ankle: Okay who the fuck—

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Tanjiro: Where's Inosuke?

Nezuko, Remembering that Inosuke got his head stuck inside a Tuba that Tanjiro told him to leave alone, And that she's supposed to cover up for Zenitsu, Kanao and Genya as they work together to get Inosuke's head out of the Tuba:...Who's Inosuke?

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Uzui: Why are all my Underwear in the Fridge?

Shinobu: Oh.. That? When you four had a Drinking Party, You said that "This is gonna confuse me so much tommorow" and put them in. Apparently Drunk You likes playing pranks on Sober you.

Uzui, Having Flashbacks:...

Uzui: That.. Explains so much.

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Inosuke: Change is Inedible

Tanjiro: Do you mean Inevitable?

Inosuke, Spitting out a Penny: No.

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Obanai: I don't do "Love" Love is for fools.

//Mitsuri existing\\

Obanai: Fuck.

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Mitsuri: I mean, Small Creatures are actually really viscous! It's because they have very little space to fit their anger in!

Sanemi: Ridiculous, Give me an Example.

Shinobu: Spiders!

Tomioka: Wasps.

Obanai: Chihuahuas.

Uzui: Kochou.

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Kaigaku: I do what I want and NO ONE can stop me!

Akaza: Im calling Kokushibo.

Kaigaku: No wait—

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Zenitsu: God help the person who ends up dating Inosuke.

Kanao: I-Im dating Inosuke..?

Zenitsu: My Condolences.

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Sanemi: Your Existence is confusing.

Genya: Huh?

Sanemi: Your Presence is annoying, But I feel Upset when anything bad happens to you.

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Inosuke: Okay. Nobody panic, But I think I'm starting to Doubt myself.

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Shinobu: What the fuck did I say about hiding your Trauma by making Horny and Stupid Jokes?

Uzui:...

Uzui: Hold on, Let me make up an Excuse for one sec—

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Isabella, Talking to all the Kids: Bottling up Negative emotions is bad for your Health, So nobody should do it

Ray, From the corner of the room with a book: I know, That's why I bottle up all my emotions, Both Positive and Negative so it cancels each other out.

Isabela: No Ray, That is not how it works.

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Obanai, After suddenly waking up at 3AM: Birthdays technically are your countdown to Death.

Mitsuri, Half Asleep: Please go to sleep, Love..

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//Inosuke doing something incredibly dumb in the distance as the Two Watches\\

Tanjiro: Should we..?

Zenitsu: I think we should.. The Hashiras said that he's officially our Responsibility..

Tanjiro, With a Sigh and walking off to Inosuke: Hashibara Inosuke! Go to the Corner and reflect on what you've done, You have greatly disappointed the Former Kings of the Mountains!

Zenitsu: Tanjiro—