Bob

Hello!!! I am Bob Smith. I have a wife called Samantha, and two children, called John and Junior!! I am an accountant for a big tech company, which i will not reveal for privacy reasons. I hope i can find funny memes, meet new friends, and have civil discussions with everyone.

[bob-offical]

Hello!!! I am Bob Smith. I have a wife called Samantha, and two children, called John and Junior!! I am an accountant for a big tech company, which i will not reveal for privacy reasons. I hope i can find funny memes, meet new friends, and have civil discussions with everyone. Barbaque at my place on friday to celebrate!!!

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bob-offical]

I am back from the outside!

It's been so bright these days... 😯

[bee24cha]

it'd be funny asf if I made @/bob-offical but like. it already exists but I just wanna make an official acc for my Bobbers (ik the name is weird I don't gaf)

Bobs below vvv

[bob-offical]

Nice little creatures 😃 they look so silly!! I love them!! Anything else about them you might want to share? 🤔💭

Also, sorry for taking the name! 😅

[bob-offical]

Please stop following me!!! ☹️😱😱😱 I'm deathly afraid of bugs!! 😱😱🫣🫣😥

[marauding-almond]

tag game because I’m curious and bored

What are everyone’s favourite emojis?

I like these ones: 🫠😎🤭🫡👽

@ramblingsfromthytruly @thekamikazepigeon @drpeppercreamsodaa @t1oui @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @ravensncrowsx + anyone who wants to

[aash-the-fucking-question-mark]

Shit this is kinda hardd..... because i am fucking ancient and barely use emojis but my friends said i was super dry so i started using them.... umm anywayyy

I like these ones: ❤️😭🧋🏍🥐✨️🥖

@kiraandhervibes @charlieandlolacow @thearoaceplantmom @woefulstar + anyone else❤️❤️❤️

[kiraandhervibes]

I barely use emojis too 😭

No that's kinda a lie I sort of do....

My favourites: 😭🙂‍↕️😔❤️🙃

@knighthans @toastedmooshroom @almosttinycreation

[toastedmooshroom]

Hmm...

😭💀👻✨️✋️

(No pressure <3) @lastpigeonparty @constantlymusing @knighthans @ghostscarface @bookishbabe27 @ashylittlebookworm @high-on-kaolin @salmadoesshitsometimes @intothepast9 @sockssketchingshack @kiraandhervibes @ramblingsfromthytruly

[lastpigeonparty]

Thx for le tag :)

Probably these ones: 👈💖🫠🥰👀

Tags (no pressureeee): @chronicallyonlinebitch @literary-chameleon

[chronicallyonlinebitch]

thanks for the tag :))

okie so i usually use non emoji emojis but i do love these

😭💀✨❤️😔✋🥀💖🥲🙏🫵🤷‍♀️

lol thats actually a whole lot ahhh 🥀

npt:

@outromoony @outromoonyy @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @ro-zden @robinbuckleys--wifeyyy @pierogi-z-czeresniami @sleepyyakayumi @deedeethedevil @mixed-match-archive @andysaas @its-oliver-bitches @idkrn12345678910 @justletmereadhungergames @rushedname112 @frooglet @baskabytheanglerfish @astrophelthegremlin @cerulean156 @gay-ass-nerd0w0official @literary-chameleon @insomniacbingus @grandpappypickle @houseofcrack @justalilolfrog @gayfurbyboi @gracious-midnight @pal-the-theater-creature @boydyke-rat @i-like-garlic-bread-and-frogs @knightbell @unstableunicornsofasgard @thvie-e @mpregfairy @sockssketchingshack @scutchy @gayshrek @kayathebay @yourlocalgayfairy @reuinedformercy @shenanigan42 @chaosplatypus @trinketcollectingcrow @rascalshark @strangelycasualhorror @dvpno @thegayriley @bungabogus @mirrormirror13 @just-4-girl

[baskabytheanglerfish]

ooh thanks for the tag!

i dont really use a bunch of emojis but i feel like i use these most

✨🫡😁😭🫵💕⁉️😼

tagsss

king-of-all-bobs @vqmp-grrrl @cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @solqrays @faunthewitch @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @littlejumpingjoan @anxiousposting @the-ghost-in-the-camera @the3vanr0si3r @littlechaoscryptid @gaster-wd @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @avhira @trans-tim-stoker @blacknailpolishoffical @auramxnt @whimsical-alpaca-from-mars @evyyy77 @thelocalidiot @oldersister-offical @trinketcollectingcrow @all-the-hyper-fixations @chronicallyonlinebitch @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @cosmo-vostok @the-tardis-is-blue @phenomentastic2 @ash-elair-writes @ineffablequeermoony @aliensatemysocks @sockssketchingshack @fork-in-the-bottomless-pit @manyrandomfandoms @theburiedsspeciallittleboy @mooonyssweater @in-your-wall-s @pal-the-theater-creature @wisegirl42 @grumpymowse @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @someone-kill-the-ej @i-am-aiden @randomguy0ntumbir @the-very-existent-entity @impossible2cache @1kazul @oddity123 @nomidreams @confusedfroggirl @that-one-riri @ezra-didntreallyfall @aziraphelangel @eyes-without-a-facee @werewolfadmirer @littlebit-png @i-love-my-gays @divamcpersonface @sleevie-7567 @i-still-feel-like-the-classclown @freshlywateredplant and anyone else!

[gaster-wd]

✋︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎💧︎☜︎ ⚐︎☠︎☜︎💧︎ 🕈︎👎︎☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎

@krisdreemurr-offical @rouxls-offical @azriel-is-gay @ch1mmy-error @3rte @blacknailpolishoffical @possum-offical @crystal-ball-offical @mean-girl-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @houseofcrack @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @lemon-emoji-offical @james-offical @cishet-offical @no-one-offical @gus-offical @kekefan1225 @killer-fish-offical @feminism-offical @one-upgirl @juice-offical @hekate-offical @elizer-the-felon @hollyberry-cookie-offical @frooglet

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

IVE BEEN TAGED?! 🦈🍠🐐⚰️💀

@rat-jester-offical @leaderofthechildrenofthecreature @ralsei @goblin-offical @james-offical

[rat-jester-offical]

Uhhh 👍🥺🥹✨😔 @spiderman-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical

[vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical-d]

☕️🦇🦊💙🍻 top 5 most recent emojis @villain-offical @offical-follower-offical @hero-offical @gaslight-offical

[offical-follower-offical]

Actual favorites are 🐟🫀🪽🎸☎️🍋🍋‍🟩

Most used are ☝️🫵🫡🥹🤯💔😭😢🤤😋

@ambiguous-cactus-offical @cheese-offical @houseplant-offical @shrike-offical @scp-999-offical @bob-offical

[bob-offical]

Oooh! I like 😃😁😅🤣😘😬😎😠

@man-offical @james-offical @regular-guy-offical @real-human-offical + Any other humans!

[bob-offical]

Bob's your uncle

Yes! And my grandpa, and my cousin,mand my brother!

[for-sure-not-a-llama]

Tag game:

Name the superpower you'd use in real life and how you would use it, then have your followers give you a down side.

(no stupid things that are clearly broken like "i can choose my own down side!" Or "me am god!")

I choose dimension hopping, meaning i can go to other dimensions whenever i wish. I would use this to get tech and similar things to use in this dimension.

Like going to a dimension where they have infinite energy machines and then just get them built here ect. I think this could realistically do the most good in the world.

@the-queen-of-geese @punky-beaver-offical @ririwithrice @james-offical @king-of-oreo

[james-offical]

Your side effect is that you need to recharge before each travel by eating three packets of dried cranberries less than one hour before traveling.

I chose the ability to shapeshift :] @tea-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @woman-offical @man-offical @jared-offical and anyone else who wants to join

[jared-offical]

Everything you shapeshift into looks slightly off, but not in a way anyone can clearly place. Sorry bro.

I choose the ability to turn any liquid into soda!

@whale-offical @bob-offical

[bob-offical]

It's always flat and lukewarm.

hmmm... I'd like to have the power to troubleshoot any problem i have with ease! 🙂

@regular-guy-offical @woman-offical @factory-offical @man-offical

[pirates-offical]

Yarrrr

Yee can solve any problem but only as long as yee are on ay ship!

[bob-offical]

NOOOO! I get very seasick 🤢🤢🤮🤮 Great twist, unfortunately....

[for-sure-not-a-llama]

Tag game:

Name the superpower you'd use in real life and how you would use it, then have your followers give you a down side.

(no stupid things that are clearly broken like "i can choose my own down side!" Or "me am god!")

I choose dimension hopping, meaning i can go to other dimensions whenever i wish. I would use this to get tech and similar things to use in this dimension.

Like going to a dimension where they have infinite energy machines and then just get them built here ect. I think this could realistically do the most good in the world.

@the-queen-of-geese @punky-beaver-offical @ririwithrice @james-offical @king-of-oreo

[james-offical]

Your side effect is that you need to recharge before each travel by eating three packets of dried cranberries less than one hour before traveling.

I chose the ability to shapeshift :] @tea-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @woman-offical @man-offical @jared-offical and anyone else who wants to join

[jared-offical]

Everything you shapeshift into looks slightly off, but not in a way anyone can clearly place. Sorry bro.

I choose the ability to turn any liquid into soda!

@whale-offical @bob-offical

[bob-offical]

It's always flat and lukewarm.

hmmm... I'd like to have the power to troubleshoot any problem i have with ease! 🙂

@regular-guy-offical @woman-offical @factory-offical @man-offical

[bob-offical]

Hello! I'm trying to compline all the human officals. Why? No reason, just bored!

So far, I have...

@woman-offical @business-man-offical @sally-offical @human-offical @jared-offical @bob-offical and I can't remember {Not Evil Man}s @.

Anybody else I'm missing? 😄

P.S.: Sorry for not posting, Junior was going through a fase and I had to get him sorted

[dave-offical]

Hey Bob

[bob-offical]

Hello Dave!!! 😄😄

[bob-offical]

What is the “Evil Officalverse”? Are there villain doppelgängers about? Can they make an evil me? I’m scared 😟

[bob-offical]

Vasoline by Stone Temple Pilots

[man-offical]

help my dad he got his hand stuck in the freezer

-jonh from @bob-offical

BACK UP OK? I CAN FIX IT!!!! OK?

[bob-offical]

Well, I don’t think a chainsaw is nessesary! ☹️😟

[bob-offical]

Is she the “Hatsune Miku” everybody talks about? 🎤

[theghostofprocrastination]

No, bob

[bob-offical]

Oh 😮

Well, it can't be that bad! If it looks like a hat sunny mike, and smells like a hat sunny mike (Autocorrect, amirite?? 🤣🤣) it's a Hatsune Miku!!

[bob-offical]

Oh dear 😟

[bob-offical]

Is she the “Hatsune Miku” everybody talks about? 🎤

[theghostofprocrastination]

No, bob

[bob-offical]

Oh 😮

Well, it can't be that bad! If it looks like a hat sunny mike, and smells like a hat sunny mike (Autocorrect, amirite?? 🤣🤣) it's a Hatsune Miku!!

[bob-offical]

Is she the “Hatsune Miku” everybody talks about? 🎤

[man-offical]

once again i am doing a

PICREW CHAIN!!!!!!! ok? MAN PICREW CHAIN!!!!!

link of picrew

wow. it is me. me as a puppy. ok? you like? ok.

tags. ok?:

@woman-offical @james-offical @stupid-offical @i-am-a-fox @eric-cartman-offical @bob-offical @no-one-offical @amnesia-offical

and also anyone else is free to join ok? ok.

[bob-offical]

I’m more of a fan of kitties, myself, but I’ll play along!

I find the TV on their head quite amusing! 🤣🤣

Very lovely, very lovely indeed. I have never done a “PicCrew”, so this was quite fun!

[bob-offical]

When the fajitas come out sizzling 🥳🥳🤣🤣😂🥳🥳