legends of avantris : dimwits of the dimwood ep. 6 … sentence starters
"I like being furniture!"
"How did he get this job?"
"Or we could all go naked."
"Yeah, my parents hated me."
"They have goat ghosts, now?"
"Don't ask how I fit all this in here."
"Would you kindly break his neck?"
"I can't have a ghost scandal, okay?"
"If only we'd thought to bear-proof it."
"What happened to him? Did he die?"
"Is it still perverted if it's the culture?"
"Plus, they said they have brandy, so."
"One of our friends is dying, currently."
"Was the daffodil wallpaper necessary?"
"I didn't recognize you with clothing on."
"I said the dungeo --- I mean, infirmary."
"We got the prize and it wasn't a ghost."
"Why does the soup smell like alchemy?"
"You're either a pervert or a pant-shitter."
"The accordion leads to a path of murder."
"The god of the universe thinks I'm a fool."
"I don't wanna be killed by a ghost mouse!"
"That means 'nice to meet you' in elephant."
"This is the weirdest party I've ever been to."
"I wasn't expecting that, I'm uncomfortable!"
"Spelling changes when the universe resets."
"Oh my god! Close the door, there's a pervert!"
"He's like a walking, humming Christmas tree."
"I feel like my luck in costumes is just not great."
"Everybody's doing it! Let's all just pinch his ass!"
"Good thing no one has a bear that's weaponized."
"Why do perverts keep getting into my dungeons?"
"But you dare lay eyes on me when I'm in a towel?"
"I just want you fuckers to know what you've done."
"We were already invited by one of your henchmen."
"Your persistent calmness is really freaking me out!"
"Yeah, we're totally secure… unless they have a bear."
"People keep pinching my ass and I don't know why."
"These dignitaries are known for shitting their pants."
"Yeah, I have extreme rage issues, too, I understand."
"I just feel like there's a breeze between my asscheeks."
"I'll tell that story another time, when we're not in public."
"Guys, I think I'm fiiiine, everything's feeling really good!"
"I'm gonna see if there's an open bar, I need to level out."
"She's probably not gonna make it, anyway, let's be real."
"It would have meant she's possessed or secretly an owl."
"Oh, sweet heavens! Horrors beyond my comprehension!"
"Well, hiiiiii~! Did somebody give me a whole lot of drugs?"
"Well, you can't go invisible when you take your clothes off."
"Wow. That was a lot of money. I should kill more crawdads."
"Make sure you don't slip and fall down, because you will die."
"Am I overdressed? Should I take this off and put on a towel?"
"Why are you feeling awkward? You're part of my family, now."
"I think we can talk business after you don't smell like low tide."
"I have never seen so much macrame in my entire, fucking life."
"How dare you do this without fully understanding frog biology?"
"Do you wanna know how I reproduce? Allow me to demonstrate!"
"The doctor told me there was an outbreak of ghosts in the blood."
"We can't go. There's a waterbed and I have pizza in this tiny oven."
"Your sister kinda scares me. I don't want her to yell at me anymore."
"You know, this shouldn't be shocking by now, but I'm still surprised."
"Have you seen her red dress? Red went out of fashion 10 years ago."
"I have so many smart ideas, and (name) is just holding me hostage."
"That might raise some suspicion, but no one is gonna suspect leather daddy."
"You're not going to go naked? You could go naked, I mean just joking… unless."
"Well, there's a lot of perverts around and I just wanna distinguish myself from them."
"I can't sit on the inflatable couch, because my ass sticks to it when I'm naked."
"It doesn't matter how you say it! There's no way you say that and not sound like a creep!"
"Is there anything that we should do? Besides leave quietly and never speak of this, again?"
"Thank god, 'cause I thought you were gonna give us knives and that just never ends well."
"I thought I was gonna have a witty joust of words and instead, I'm just gonna throw up!"
"Well, you're never gonna make amends unless you get called out in front of all your friends."
"We're not allowed to bring weapons? Then I should put back this dagger… and nothing else."
"I think we just go upstairs, and we look through rooms, and figure out which one we like the best. If someone's stuff's in it, we just throw it out in the hallway."